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I have many a hyperfixations, and this is where I'll store them

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Walk with me

D*llas cunt is a douchebag. We know this. What if he were a little bit bigger of a homophobe? (Because he cannot even stand his ground in canon. And I know if Ryan Price came up to me and asked if we have a problem I would wet my pants but I WILL still call cunt a coward and a bitch over it like how are you gonna be the Worst™ and also a little bitch? pick a struggle)

Anyway after Troy calls him a rapist, and is subsequently kicked out of Toronto. Maybe he found out Troy is gay, maybe it came up in other ways, he doubles down, triples down actually on the homophobia and starts spewing homophobic bullshit.

Which would not be as big of a problem if it weren't for the Vocal support he started to get from various players. (Cough metros cough guardians cough)

Roger Crowel does not support gay rights, but he supports losing sponsors even less. And the massive vocal unrest from the fans, that kind of forced sponsors to pull out from the games is not something he can stand for. So, and keep walking with me here, he needs a diversion.

"we already have gay players" the MLH tries

"only Scott hunter is out and active. No one else is brave enough to come out while they're playing because you all suck" cries the fans

"look at this player getting married to his long term girlfriend"mlh tries again.

"fork found in kitchen. And y'all SUCK" replies the fanbase.

Hmm, half of this problem started in Montreal. Who can I use as a patsy there? Maybe someone with speculation of being gay already that also has a squeaky clean - ah perfect.

"Hollander you have to be gay"

"what?"

"to distract the masses! You have to find a fake boyfriend for a few month and make a statement. Maybe single out D*llas and we can take care of this mess without getting rid of hand of the metros and guardians roster"

"... You want me to find a boyfriend to publicly talk against D*llas cunt?"

"only for a month or two! You can break things off after that. And then maybe later you can even clear things up that you tried but you actually prefer women"

"uhhhh huh.... Just a sec *unintelligible whispering* *vaguely russian sounding unintelligible whispering* alright. Yeah.... You don't have to worry about the breaking up part of it"

"great! We'll schedule the press conference for you and your boyfriend!"

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An idea that isn't leaving my head,

Around 2013-2014 itty bitty Luca Haas gets really into hollanov. He also has internet friends, maybe even real life friends who are into different things. One of them may even get into the occult. So, walk with me here.

Witchy friend: I really want to practice casting spells, but no idea what to cast!

Baby Luca: looking up from his fanart, hey maybe you could put a love spell on these two? And that I get to see them get together?

Witchy friend: ooh! Cute! But I'm not like entirely sure it'll work

Baby Luca: That's fine 👍, its practice anyway right?

The friend casts the spell, nothing happens and they have a jolly laugh about it. But a little doubt stays in Luca's mind.

It stays, as, as time goes on his friend gets more and more witchy

It stays through her becoming a professional Etsy witch, one of the most sought after ones in fact.

It increases while he gets drafted.

It's playing like a siren on loop as Ilya Rozanov moves to Ottawa from Boston.

It's outright fear as he sees the fanmail leaks.

Safe to say, he and his friend have a very panicked, very lengthy talk before going to face Ilya the next day

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Thought spinning like a microwave in my head this morning:

A witch and a lady make a deal for the lady's firstborn son, in exchange to kill the lady's abusive husband. The lady has twins, a boy and a girl.

They both are actually really great with the kids. Neither kid actually have any complains about their respective mothers. But, the AFAB kid is the oldest and the AMAB the youngest and as time goes on, it becomes very obvious that the ovary haver Does Not feel good being a girl and the non ovary haver decidedly refused to act boy like, and would rather peel their skin off actually.

The witch spread rumours that she actually turned the boy into a girl and is doing experiments on her *insert witchy cackles* (she is kind of trying to do magical version of E)

The bio mom terrified that the witch will take the boy she's raising too, insists that her boy is the second oldest. And if the witch insists on doing experiments on even her second oldest, she can only change their gender and nothing else 👀.

The siblings are trying to set their moms up to get the brother that witchy version of T, with varying levels of success

[topgradeboy]

hollanov hall of fame (fic rec masterlist)

some popular some not so popular fics that i adore. asterisks are favs that i can't be normal about.

character study

rookie of the year by medric / @bluegrasshole*

rozanov – not on hockey / vdud' (eng) by werevolche / gotthesunshinex *

mosquito by gone_girl

au (hockey, or not)

vessel by medric / @bluegrasshole*

clear to a hedgehog by @magneticwave*

for the right reasons by @citrusses*

house of mirrors by ratherunnecessary

win and bear it by anonymous (public plea to please...update)

hurts so good (angst/whump)

penalties by @citrusses*

show me how to be whole again by @rozanohwell*

send me back a thousand days by @rozanohwell*

if only a prayer by absolutelyhollanov*

dogging by @radialarch

everything else (yum yum )

running down the hills by hockeyfinches

ballad of a bisexual terminator by pressuretoparty

torture me (with all i’ve wanted) by toomuchplor

like for like by @smugrobotics*

love takes a mile by corsi

that'll leave a mark by subcorax

forget there's any other place by anonymous

serendipity by ummrys

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I've seen some headcanons saying Shane is the strict parent, but consider,

Mr. Self control (on everything that's not his husband) wants his kids to experience everything he himself didn't,

"You want ice cream right now? Alright, just don't get it on anything, no kid of mine is avoiding food they like cause of some diet"

"You punched that kid cause he called you a freak? Fair enough there's some people I wish I punched for being rude to me"

"You want to keep skating? FAFO kid, gotta learn somehow"

This, hilariously, puts Ilya in the position of the strict parent (he doesn't want this position. He doesn't have a choice)

"Yes i know vegetables are gross, but you have to get at least some vitamins or you're going to lose vision"

"What do you mean you were following my example do you know how many of my original teeth I have?!"

They're a united front of course but Shane is actually a lot more relaxed while Ilya's cortisol keeps rising

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Say what you will about Ilya Rozanov, the man runs a propaganda like nobody's business.

Proof: I'm calling Rozanov my son and Hunter Peepaw in my head despite knowing they have a three year age gap.

I'm saying Hayden pike is eh~ as a player despite??? He's??? Playing the front line????

Hat's off king run your propaganda, I hope you have more lies to tell in unrivaled

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D*llas cunt is so fuckin wild for his treatment of Ryan.

Cause he's clearly intimidated by him. When Ryan came out, it wasn't a brawl, cunt didn't even put up a fight, ryan asked if they have a problem and he just went nope, no problem.

And personally,if a dude's whole job is to make sure I (one of the most hated people in my physically violent field) don't get my shit rocked, he'd be my best friend. But dumbass cunt decided he needs to make fun??? Of the guy who???? saves him from getting wrecked????

Honestly that and the fact that he cried when Troy called his shit out on the ice kinda makes me wanna spread a rumor, strictly because there's probably nothing he'd hate more.

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Reading Role model and I gotta ask, is this evil bisexual motherfucker (with all the love in my heart) a psychic??? What the hell man? Do I think Troy was subtle in any capacity? No. But they were in Harris's office. I'd think the man with the worst socmed presence was just trying to clean up his image. Did he go hmmm.... You're a Debbie downer, just like my boyfriend, you must be gay? Or, hmmm D*las Cunt was calling you a homophobic slur? Probably cause you are gay?

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Inspired by a tiktok, i saw and then lost.

For a Pr thing, new rookies of the year are introduced to the reining champion team by the commissioner.

Due to some scheduling error, (neither party actually wanted to deal with each other.) the introduction was happening in the champions home rink. The champions happen to be The Centaurs.

R**er Cr*wel develops a permanent twitch in his eye remembering he has to introduce the new players to the team he has the least control over.

The Centaurs hear the news and start cackling like supervillains. They're the Gayest Team™. They're gonna keep that title thank you. They're gonna double down. They're gonna fruit it up and Cr*wel is gonna have to deal with it.

Bood and Dykstra greet the rookies holding hands. They keep holding hands the entire time they're there. They're not in the same line. This makes training... Inconvenient. None of the centaurs mention it.

Lapointe and Holmberg are arguing why one of them left the bed sooner than the other wanted (it's like you don't even care about me!)

Wayatt and Chouinard are flirting like they're not well known wife guys

The couples have their tounge down their partner's throat the whole time.

Two of the touring rookies come out before the end of the tour. (The 1st and 2nd pick mayhaps 👀) The rest are questioning is being gay what makes you better at hockey.

Roger cr*wel found dead in Ottawa etc etc

[getanshi]

talia needs to go back to her smoker era but the real question is what does she smoke because im torn

what type of cigarettes does talia prefer

something slim and stylish and maybe flavored because she’s an it girl

something unpretentious and unfiltered because she contains multitudes

Voting ended onFeb 23

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I have no opinion on the cigarette itself but she definitely has one of those ornate cigarette holders

[randomfandomthought156]

A blorbo needs to be at least two of these three things,

1. A lying whore

2. A messy bitch

3. A dumbass the size of a collosal titan.

Otherwise it doesn't hit

[cha0sl1ves0nly0nce]

Merlin

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Probably why we're still not over it after more than a decade

[interstellarfr0g]

"so you think a careless crayon scribble on a piece of paper made by a human is worth more than the most beautiful of masterpieces made by an ai—" Yeah I do actually

[randomfandomthought156]

A blorbo needs to be at least two of these three things,

1. A lying whore

2. A messy bitch

3. A dumbass the size of a collosal titan.

Otherwise it doesn't hit

[westanovencleaner]

"percy takes annabeth's last name—"

"annabeth takes percy's last name—"

"they combine last names—"

"they don't even get married because of hera—"

give me a crackfic where percy and annabeth kill zeus and hera and anyone who stands in their way just to get married, and, in killing zeus and hera, they become gods, eliminating the last name problem because they won't even HAVE last names as gods

[icarus-homebound]

....this is way too close to the fic I am currently cooking

@chaosandtwo 👁️👁️

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Mayhaps 👀a👀tag👀???? Please 🥺?

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I'm genuinely ambivalent about Jack Drake. I'll go with the flow about whatever fic I'm reading, but it's so so important to me that Bruce Hates that man's guts. Just hates with a burning passion. Because he is who he is, and what he represents for Tim.

Because Dick and Jason both had their fathers out of the picture by the time bruce had them as sons, Cass wasn't going back to David Cain, Steph and Babs weren't ever completely his to begin with (tho Steph with less paternal resistance) and Damian is his own bio son and while Duke loves his parents, they aren't an option.

But Jack Drake for the brief time when he was in the know, was capable of taking Tim away. He represents the civilian life that would be good for Tim. (not that I believe Tim himself is capable giving up the cape life but that's besides the point)

And Bruce, to whom Tim came after the loss of one son, well, I'd imagine he's a little overprotective/possessive about him despite their complicated beginings. (Correlates with Tim 'I lie to batman' Drake) So the fact that technically he should support Jack in taking Tim back, he's aware that he is (if we go with a civilian Tim is a safer Tim theorem) in the wrong.

He can agree with the man on the outside but on the inside he's seething. He Hates him for taking away his son.

Jack also very obviously Hates Bruce. As seen by him holding the man at shotgun point. Even before figuring out the Robin thing, the man practically stole his son

I'm letting them rotate in a microwave. They're ready to throw down all the time but have to be civil for Tim's sake. THE divorced pair who's never been married. I always want to read more about them hating each other's guts

[randomfandomthought156]

Are Jason Todd fans aware of the flame robin?????

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Nobody asked, but i have to share

Is this not Jason Todd??

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Are Jason Todd fans aware of the flame robin?????