Walk with me
D*llas cunt is a douchebag. We know this. What if he were a little bit bigger of a homophobe? (Because he cannot even stand his ground in canon. And I know if Ryan Price came up to me and asked if we have a problem I would wet my pants but I WILL still call cunt a coward and a bitch over it like how are you gonna be the Worst™ and also a little bitch? pick a struggle)
Anyway after Troy calls him a rapist, and is subsequently kicked out of Toronto. Maybe he found out Troy is gay, maybe it came up in other ways, he doubles down, triples down actually on the homophobia and starts spewing homophobic bullshit.
Which would not be as big of a problem if it weren't for the Vocal support he started to get from various players. (Cough metros cough guardians cough)
Roger Crowel does not support gay rights, but he supports losing sponsors even less. And the massive vocal unrest from the fans, that kind of forced sponsors to pull out from the games is not something he can stand for. So, and keep walking with me here, he needs a diversion.
"we already have gay players" the MLH tries
"only Scott hunter is out and active. No one else is brave enough to come out while they're playing because you all suck" cries the fans
"look at this player getting married to his long term girlfriend"mlh tries again.
"fork found in kitchen. And y'all SUCK" replies the fanbase.
Hmm, half of this problem started in Montreal. Who can I use as a patsy there? Maybe someone with speculation of being gay already that also has a squeaky clean - ah perfect.
"Hollander you have to be gay"
"what?"
"to distract the masses! You have to find a fake boyfriend for a few month and make a statement. Maybe single out D*llas and we can take care of this mess without getting rid of hand of the metros and guardians roster"
"... You want me to find a boyfriend to publicly talk against D*llas cunt?"
"only for a month or two! You can break things off after that. And then maybe later you can even clear things up that you tried but you actually prefer women"
"uhhhh huh.... Just a sec *unintelligible whispering* *vaguely russian sounding unintelligible whispering* alright. Yeah.... You don't have to worry about the breaking up part of it"
"great! We'll schedule the press conference for you and your boyfriend!"
















