Do I rank among the AH fanblogs yet

RTAH stuff and the occasional shitpost. Mojo, She/Her, 25, I've got that AroAce swag and you gotta deal with it ADHD and DID are bitches and this fucko's got em

[poppy-tarts-stuff]

I love this game

[abcdfghjklmpqrobin]

Au where nobody tells 10 year old Damian who Jason is. And the way they talk about him, Damian just assumes Jason is like a raccoon or something.

Damian: Grayson, why does Pennyworth leave food on the counter every night?

Dick, on his phone, not even paying attention: Oh, that's for Jason.

Damian: For 'Jason'?

Dick: Yeah. Sometimes he sneaks into the kitchen at night, so Alfred started leaving food out for him.

Damian, confused: I've never seen anyone here.

Dick: Well he doesn't always come. And last time, Bruce caught him crawling through the window and scared him away so, who knows when he'll show up again.

Damian, definitely thinking of a raccoon: So then Pennyworth is feeding a random stray that crawled out of God knows where?

Dick, annoyed: He's not a 'random stray', Damian, he's family, and he has been living in this house for way longer than you have.

Damian, trying to remember how long do raccoons live for:

Damian: I hope he doesn't die soon.

Dick: ????!!

*Later that night in the Bat-cave*

Tim, typing away in the computer:

Damian: Drake. Have you ever met Jason?

Tim: Uh. Stupid, annoying and looks like a skunk? Yes, why?

Damian, picturing a mix between a racoon and a skunk:

Damian: Is he friendly?

Tim: Well, the first time I met him, he attacked me, so...

Damian: Hmm... What did you do to provoke him?

Tim: What did I do to– Bitch–

Tim: Nothing! He just didn't like me taking 'what was his', or something.

Damian, nodding: You invaded his territory.

*The next day*

Damian: Father, when do you think Jason will visit again? I want to meet him.

Bruce: Um. I don't know, Damian. He doesn't come here often.

Damian: Why?

Bruce: Because he lives somewhere else.

Damian: Why doesn't he just live here with us instead? He would be safer.

Bruce, wincing: I don't think he would like that, Damian. He's not confortable here.

Damian: But, maybe if I befriend him I could convince him to stay.

Bruce, sighing: I don't think so, Damian. You have to respect his space.

Damian: Oh...

Damian: I hope he doesn't get rabies

Bruce: ???!!

[zeroperks]

what if a shrimp was a baby..........................

[maxmarvel12345]

Batman Vol. 3 Annual #3 - Father’s Day (December 12, 2018)

Written by: Tom Taylor Artist by: Otto Schmidt Lettered by: Troy Peteri of A Larger World Edited by: Dave Wielgosz (assistant editor) and Dave Wielgosz (group editor) Published by: DC Comics

[essenyare]

I mean, yeah.

[cherrypikkins]

all these clothing stores with their 'boyfriend shirts', 'boyfriend hoodies', 'boyfriend sweatpants', 'boyfriend shorts' - every two minutes someone's poor boyfriend is being divested of his clothes for resale and left cold and naked and confused somewhere

[nocturnexc]

"It's been a while since you've been back there.“

[bearsockz]

Maybe I should grow up

[apllecrash]

uggghhhh

[sistinalark]

[rowdyrider]

Best Boy Beef

[rowdyrider]

Best Boy Beef

[tsenamu-mu]

[iskander-tm]

I was commissioned to draw Robert and Fenomaman as gopniks. East slavics I dedicate it to all of you

[remotetrash]

I drew Robert as a woman so my lesbian friend could understand the hype

Started out as a joke. Accidentally locked in. Enjoy!

Stupid ref imagine under the cut

Lmfao

[ap3orus]

I bet his face gets so red when it's cold

[ratwithdrag0nwings]

If I had a nickel for every time a Fandom tried convincing me I was stupid and didn't understand character nuance for not forgiving a character and expecting some accountability I'd have two nickels. Not alot but weird it happened twice.