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24 // female // professional whore

[calellon]

open your third eye bitch i’m trying to flirt with you telepathically

[libraford]

I'm just saying, if there's a curse that runs along your family line and you don't tell your kids about it, how the hell are they supposed to go on a quest to stop it?

[libraford]

Tell your children about your medical history.

[cannibalchicken]

[pukicho]

how to get over somebody

You guys don't even word these as questions anymore. You treat me like bitch google.

[pukicho]

[unpunishablewoman]

i saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by a mediocre bf

[sioltach]

HUGE new content drop for the Ötzi the Iceman fandom.

[sioltach]

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[parkchanwoohoo]

"Girl what were you doing at the devil's sacrament" was devastating for the hypocrite community, of which I am of course a card-carrying member

[kristina100000]

"6 inches is too small" none of you have had sex ever like you are literally insane if you say that

[verifiedcryptid]

time to bake something! sure hope there won’t be dishes once i’m finished!

[insanegirlbloging]

[sacred-portal]

[chthonicillness]

my teeth were perfectly designed to tear abd rend the soft white flesh of the gentle beast known as the mozzarella

[lostxanadu]

perhaps ripping this one little piece of skin off my lips will at last render them plump and moisturized

[bulkhummus]

my astigmatism lets me see beautiful angels before i drive into oncoming traffic

[infectiouspiss]

got fired from my job of bagging groceries because i kept going "nyaaa! its too big! it wont fit! >_<" and "mmmmmpf so full 🥵" when bagging people's stuff

[jareckiworld]

Liu Wei — Panorama No. 2 (oil on canvas, 2015/2016)

[thunderstruck9]

Liu Wei (Chinese, 1972), Panorama No. 2, 2015-16. Oil on canvas, 350 x 400 cm. The Cleveland Museum of Art, Clkeveland, Ohio