crude spangel thesis

robyn (he/they) 20s

[angelthemanspanker]

you just know robin wood is never talking to any of the scooby people again after sunnydale lmao. well it's been real. thanks for availing of my mom's stuff while spitting on her memory. bye 👋

[angelthemanspanker]

like I adore them obviously but the scoobies seem like exhausting people to be around even if you discount any and all apocalypse(s). the relationship drama alone. we root for the scoobs to adopt the likes of faith or spike because they're also absolute drama sluts but robin wood went to college, he's a high school principal, he has shit to do he does not need to hear that buffy's got a new guy and he sucks. he does not need xander alternating between being overprotective of his girl friends and making not so subtle comments about how hot robin is while still being king of the closet. he Truly does not need any further exposure to andrew. he does need a better living wage biden.

[confusedguytoo]

I'm sure Buffy'd be heartbroken. He'd only spent months lying to her, helped her mentor set up Spike against her wishes, contributed to the setup that got her thrown out of her house and then I think he had sex with Faith in Buffy's bed

[angelthemanspanker]

- She was lying to him too it's standard for this business

- Damn how dare he defy Buffy's wishes vis a vis the guy who snapped his mom's neck and still proudly wears the coat he pulled off her corpse. After their several months of being work friends too, like just get over it man?

- If Buffy was gonna cut everyone off who contributed to kicking her out of her house she'd have no social circle left at all. Which maybe she should but still, it was Literally Everyone

- Oh damn that's fucked up. Sleeping with the girl that Buffy has complicated feelings about in a bed Buffy wasn't using that got eaten by the ground a few hours later. I hope she wasn't too upset about that while she curled up in the arms of the guy that attacked Robin's mom with sexualised murderous intent which Robin the Literal Child witnessed her barely escape firsthand, only to then find out as an adult that that guy came back and successfully finished the job and that's why he doesn't have a mom but see he does good roundhouse kicks so Team Good Guy are letting him hang out. I hope Buffy finding out Robin was sleeping with someone who wronged her didn't hurt her too badly I really do

[angelthemanspanker]

something's wrong.

[all-seeing-ifer]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

It's October 2003. The higher being known as Jasmine has been defeated, Wolfram & Hart's LA branch is under new management, and as far as anyone knows there has never existed a human son of two vampires. And then Cordelia Chase wakes up.

FINALLY starting posting my ats au psychological horror-ish fic about cordy surviving the events of season 4 yayyyyyy!! this has been. so many months in the making you guys have no idea.

first two chapters featuring several happy reunions, several unhappy revelations, medical miracles, and wolfram & hart cornering the la property market

huge HUGE shoutout to the incredible @terminalnaps for beta reading, the wonderful @discocaptain for fact-checking all my medical knowledge (we kindly request that any nitpicky complaints about medical inaccuracy be directed to him) and of course my lovely friend kj for being endlessly patient about me coming into his dms to ask him every single question that popped into my head about los angeles. couldn't do it without you guys MWAH

[genericaces]

Hi everyone, thanks to everyone who's expressed an interest in commissions! Shoot me a message or email, and let me draw your favorite characters and/or OCs! If there's a particular style I've done that you'd like me to use, let me know; feel free to ask any questions if there's anything I can clarify.

Payment is upfront through PayPal, and turnaround should be about 1-2 weeks, depending on my schedule. I retain the right to turn down a comm for any reason, etc. Thanks! <3

[genericaces]

I love how you're making stuff with connor and gunn with Gunn being like the Tara equivalent to the kid. They could have had such a sweet older, responsible and protective brother/aggressive but insecure, little brother dynamic in the show 😞

lol yeah, i always think they had potential to have a friendly relationship since gunn's got a history of working with teens, or at least the potential for gunn to try and reach out to him. i think whether or not connor is receptive to that is a different question lmao, but i feel like there was untapped comedy/drama potential with the awkward fred/gunn/connor family situation between s3 and s4.

in my head there's a cheesy 80s sitcom with all of them around the table going:

fred: so what was your favorite part of the patrol, connor? connor: none of it. i tore apart a vampire with my bare hands and felt nothing. i've spent my entire life trained for murder and vengeance, and i don't know who i am anymore without an active target for my hatred. gunn: haha! don't be such a downer, man, and turn that frown upside down! connor: given the opportunity i would murder everyone at this table including myself. i already sent angel to the bottom of the ocean. is anyone listening to me. fred/gunn: oh, connor! *canned laughter* *the happy days theme plays over an opening montage of the crew violently murdering demons and then turning to the camera and smiling* something like:

[angelthemanspanker]

me when I lie <3

[angelthemanspanker]

Wesley: no pig's blood won't work its not human enough. and yours won't work because, uh, you're B-negative

Justine: no I'm no-

Wesley: can't hear you over angel sucking on my arm sorry

[angelthemanspanker]

wangel

[angelthemanspanker]

[angelthemanspanker]

me when I lie <3

[angelthemanspanker]

Wesley: no pig's blood won't work its not human enough. and yours won't work because, uh, you're B-negative

Justine: no I'm no-

Wesley: can't hear you over angel sucking on my arm sorry

[angelthemanspanker]

wangel

[angelthemanspanker]

me when I lie <3

[angelthemanspanker]

Wesley: no pig's blood won't work its not human enough. and yours won't work because, uh, you're B-negative

Justine: no I'm no-

Wesley: can't hear you over angel sucking on my arm sorry

[angelthemanspanker]

me when I lie <3

[genericaces]

i don't know how to draw anymore (original comic)

[angelthemanspanker]

hey so what if they solved the issue of Giles and Xander having nothing to do in s4 by giving them the funniest plot imaginable

[angelthemanspanker]

you just know robin wood is never talking to any of the scooby people again after sunnydale lmao. well it's been real. thanks for availing of my mom's stuff while spitting on her memory. bye 👋

[angelthemanspanker]

like I adore them obviously but the scoobies seem like exhausting people to be around even if you discount any and all apocalypse(s). the relationship drama alone. we root for the scoobs to adopt the likes of faith or spike because they're also absolute drama sluts but robin wood went to college, he's a high school principal, he has shit to do he does not need to hear that buffy's got a new guy and he sucks. he does not need xander alternating between being overprotective of his girl friends and making not so subtle comments about how hot robin is while still being king of the closet. he Truly does not need any further exposure to andrew. he does need a better living wage biden.

[angelthemanspanker]

[angelthemanspanker]

I figured living in sunnydale that robin could use a black friend

[buffyverse-divorce-tournament]

Most Divorced Buffy Couple Tournament

Round 2-4: Xanya vs Dangel

Xander x Anya

Darla x Angel

Voting ended onApr 21, 2024

[angelthemanspanker]

why didn't we get a scene where dru calls lindsey a faggot to complete the Angel's Evil Exes Clock The Tiny Texan trilogy

[angelthemanspanker]

POV you are wolfram and hart's most prolific country singer

[angelthemanspanker]

wait.

I mean. THIS^ attraction certainly didn't go unstated

this one on the other hand... 🤔

[angelthemanspanker]

why didn't we get a scene where dru calls lindsey a faggot to complete the Angel's Evil Exes Clock The Tiny Texan trilogy

[angelthemanspanker]

POV you are wolfram and hart's most prolific country singer

[angelthemanspanker]

why didn't we get a scene where dru calls lindsey a faggot to complete the Angel's Evil Exes Clock The Tiny Texan trilogy

[justafriendofxanders]

ats s5 truly where my pathetic little meow meow men from prior seasons went to die. i'm sorry kings they couldn't handle the heart you wore on your sleeve nor the sincerity of your private artistic ambitions. they weren't ready for your ability to put an unattainable woman who was formerly in a relationship with angel up on a pedestal and become obsessed with her despite your apparent lack of a soul until your ultimate failure to be with her served as the catalyst to change the direction of your life. they made you meet in a strip club