I can do what a spider can...

what can i say? I'm a spiderman freak. rmm_ki101('5',130,'2wuhtqlabi0','ff0000');

[vergak]

[o-ceti]

my one skill is expertly manipulating the shape of the eggs I’m cooking so that they fit perfectly onto my toast every time

[o-ceti]

Bow down to your king

[o-ceti]

I can’t stop outdoing myself

[crying-over-really-dumb-things]

Remember that post? The one that said “what if we all have super powers but they’re so mundane we don’t realize?” That post? This is proof that post was right

[cobaltdays-deactivated20210208]

[theinfiknight]

Thank the fucking gods this filled me with fear

[radha-the-introvert]

I scrolled too fast to skip the post but then I saw the Good Boy

[eyezehuhh]

BYE BITCH

[ruinedchildhood]

[brilynnlewis-deactivated2020092]

Always.

[lavendersage]

there is a small ceramic frog where my brain should be

[luvzuko]

sokka: why are you making french toast? we just ate

aang: it’s for momo

sokka: why are you making momo french toast?

aang: he doesn’t know how

[thedeepestdaydream]

Sokka:

Sokka: fair enough

[emergency-broadcast-archive]

[weirdness-is-good]

No one in this video is a human.

[horsecrash]

the sims 9

[vynilslut-deactivated20200111]

if u "identify" with the joker in any way, shape, or form im gonna need you to get in ur clown car and drive the fuck away from me please

[vynilslut-deactivated20200111]

you can stay...for now

[meangirlnurse]

i like the little map on doordash because you can watch your delivery driver completely miss your address in real time

[meangirlnurse]

daniel you are going in the completely wrong direction. let me help you daniel

[meangirlnurse]

daniel i am hungry. i am opening my mouth like a baby bird daniel

[antiandrogen]

this is a cop free zone … u like police so much then go get arrested lmao

[sageofthetwilight]

Happy indigenous peoples day!

[frogandtoadpdf]

in this essay i won’t

[frogandtoadpdf]

fuck you for coming to my ted talk

[municiberg]

Parr family moodboard

[keikomivra]

Omg the king has spoken!!!

@staff

[not-natural-moose-and-squirrel]

iconic

[lucytara]

u can tell who the ancients of tumblr are bc they’re the ones not posting anything abt where to find them if this site collapses…we know this site isnt going anywhere….the apocalypse couldnt stop this garbage…..it has the cybernetic code of a cockroach

[dogandcatcomics]

Credit:  @kellyleighmiller @artofkellz