Go for a walk and try to compare all the dice with any pen you find. This thought exercise will calm you.
Soooooooo I rebooted my old Twitter bot that has been dead since 2023 when the API changed and I abandoned the dumpsterfire that site became.
Yes it's a bot. But no it's not a slop bot. Instead it's a silly little toy that uses a script that uses a bunch of words I threw together in different buckets so it madlibs its way into a post based on some preset patterns.
The new one is @auspiciousitems on Tumblr, but I'm also running it on BlueSky with the same handle. I've lost the tab somewhere in a million windows, but you can find it somewhere on git. Original bot ran on Cheap Bots Done Quick which also died along with the API 3 years ago, buuuut you can see a Wayback Machine snapshot of the old grammar here. (PS thanks  Kate Compton and v buckenham for making the original one possible.)
















