Daddy's Little Soldier

Hey, my name's Dean. First, the answer is yes, I'm very available. Number two, touch my car, I'll kill you. Number three, touch my brother, I'll kill you. If anything seems a little strange, or weird, just gimme a call. Weep for yourself my man, You'll never be what is in you heart. Weep, little lion man, You're not as brave as you were at the start [ Independent RP blog for Dean Winchester. ]

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angelxcondom started following you

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Tremors of awareness shivered in his subconscious, alerting him to the alien yet inexplicably familiar presence looming nearby. Of course, this was exactly what he’d been hoping for, what he’d come here to accomplish. One didn’t just happen across one of the Winchesters accidentally. 

“Greetings, mate,” he offered, swiveling in the other’s direction and offering a calloused hand, “Y’know, you’re a hard guy to find, even for someone like me. Take it as a compliment.”

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Well, it wasn't everyday when you're hunting a pair of Vetala that you'd come across a seemingly well-mannered, most likely inhuman guy that had apparently been tracking you. But then again, what was normalcy in the life of a Winchester?

Dean didn't take the hand that was offered, instead he narrowed his eyes, studying the other closely. He had the works on him, brass, silver, holy water, salt, he was sure he could take whatever this guy was without back-up. No big deal.

"And what exactly is someone like you there, chuckles?"

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“That’s cute. M’not a monster, asshat, any more than you are.” There was a time he’d been jumpy for the silver as soon as he saw his own face. These days, he was too used to tripping over fucked-up timelines to care. “Do I always sound like an asshole? Need to work on that.”

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"Way to keep up the charade there buddy, have you ever considered a career in acting? Pays a hell of a lot better than whatever gig you're running now." Dean suppressed the urge to roll his eyes --clearly whatever this was, he was dealing with an amateur. "Okay then, Dolly, so what the plan here, huh? C'mon, you can tell me, we're wearing the same handsome face."

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“Nice, but I’m thinkin’ more along the lines of silver, maybe a little borax…’cause somethin’ ain’t right here.”

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Dean sat up at the all too familiar voice, expression instantaneously turning hard as he reached for the gun he kept under his pillow. "Y'know, I think we're actually on the same page there. So why don't you go on ahead and slice yourself with a silver knife there before you go accusing me, huh?"

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“Yeah, how about you bite me, handsome.”

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"Kinky. I thought that was kinda more your department --most of the monsters I've met want a bite out of this sweet ass. Unless you're a shifter, and then I gotta say pal, it's not your lucky day."

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“If you wanna talk, the toll is a beer.”

[waitingonemmanuel-deactivated20]

“How about my husband back?” She pursed her lips, “I don’t have any beer. I’m surprised to see you here, I would have thought you’d never come back after what happened.”

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Dean's eyes narrowed somewhat, trying to recall the face of the woman affront him --it was in there, in his memory somewhere, like a lot of women really, but it was when he put the words with the face that he realised who she was. "Oh. Oh, you're-- you're... Cas' wife, right." Why did he always get stuck with these kinds of jobs? "Look, I hate to tell you this, but the guy, Emmanuel, he doesn't exist, he had amnesia and he's gettin' back to doin' what he does best. I'm sorry, ma'am."

It came out a little more harsh than he intended, but he was never any good at this stuff.

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"If you wanna talk, the toll is a beer."

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The gentle gaze shifted for a moment as he took a step back aware of deans "personal' space issues. Or mostly -- cas invading it. "Are you well?" Was the only spoken phrase as he shifted slightly.

Well, that didn't answer any questions, though he noted the small grant of space the angel had given --perhaps he was learning after all.

"Yeah, 'm fine, now what's this about? Don't tell me you came down from the pearly gates to just ask for my well-being."

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  “—I know not what a LARPer is but I will take it as an insult. I am Thor, son of Odin. God of Thunder. And who are you Midgardian?”

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“Look pal, I really don’t have time for this today. Great costume, you got the character down great. So why don’t you run back to the rest of your Dungeons and Dragons buddies, huh?”

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  “—You think to test me again? I am not in a gaming mood. What am I to do to prove my worth to you? Summon lightning and smite you or…” He looked to the other’s car. “—or your box with wheels?”

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"Oh? Oh, no, you see, you touch Baby, and I'm gonna kick your ass right back to your mommy's basement."

Though, the hunter began to consider, and in honesty, having the God of Thunder standing in front of him wasn't the strangest thing to have happened.

"So what, you're tellin' me you're actually Thor? Not gonna lie, you look like the guy from the comic books buddy, it's uncanny."

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“I get why you chose my sweet ass to copy, but I’m an exclusive, pal. Only one guy gets to wear this face, and you’re lookin’ at him. So which is it? Shifter? Demon? Make this easier for the both of us.”

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  “Look, pal, I think I’m pretty sure I ain’t one of those things. I don’t have time for you anyway—I need to find Sam. And you’re in my way.” 

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"Listen here you handsome dick, there is no way you're gettin' to my little brother"

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The angel appeared with a flutter of wings, as silent as possible he gazed down at the sleeping form of Dean Winchester.

His four hours slumber was nearing it's end. He could tell by that groggy state of awareness he had, though his eyes remained closed, eager to get as much rest as the hunter could afford. But that didn't last long, and rubbing sleepily at his eyes, he sat up.

"Holy chr--! Cas, what've I told you about doin' that?!" 

Always a good start to the day.

"What is it? What has you flyin' down from the pearly gates?"

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Your bed is a female.... Dean I never thought I'd say this but - you need to get out more. Definitely... Waffles are good. Sausage or bacon?

Well hey, if you're into sleepin' on guys, you do what you gotta do --my beds a soft, comfortable woman.

And dude, you really have to ask? Both. Duh.

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How long are you planning on sleeping anyway. Just because youre in a committed relationship with your bed doesnt change I'm a growing boy and my cooking level is at burnt toast. And coffees in the kitchen sleeping beauty.

Sleeping beauty --that's cute.

Hey, I don't do committed relationships. She knows I might not come back to her every night, so let a guy get his goods while he can, Sammy.

Alright, I'm up, I'm up. What're we havin'? Waffles? I'm feelin' waffles. We're havin' waffles.

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“Hooters. You know a- Oh great, please don’t tell me you’re a friggin’ angel, because buddy, you need to pick a vessel that isn’t a LARPer, trust me, those guys are nuts.”

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  “—I know not what a LARPer is but I will take it as an insult. I am Thor, son of Odin. God of Thunder. And who are you Midgardian?”

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"Look pal, I really don't have time for this today. Great costume, you got the character down great. So why don't you run back to the rest of your Dungeons and Dragons buddies, huh?"

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So Martha Stewart, where's breakfast. I made the coffee, sleeping in?

Hey now, a good meal needs a well rested chef. Bring me coffee then we'll talk.

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  “—This is a bad dream. I am not fucking talking to myself.” 

[angelxcondom-blog]

"I get why you chose my sweet ass to copy, but I'm an exclusive, pal. Only one guy gets to wear this face, and you're lookin' at him. So whish is it? Shifter? Demon? Make this easier for the both of us."

[sweetestfeathers]

“Ooh Hooters.”

“On the other hand, you do need alot of beauty sleep to look that pretty. Maybe I should just wait here.”

[angelxcondom-blog]

“Oh ha friggin’ ha, chuckles. What happened to being dead?”

[sweetestfeathers]

“Well….I died, and then I decided not to be dead anymore.”

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"Well that really clears that one up, Sweet Tooth. How'd you just decide not to be dead?"