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TEXT š² MITCHIE
MITCH: so Iāve been thinking
MITCH: and I really think itād be hella cool to hang out with u
ANGIE: thinking......about me ????
ANGIE: omg!!! that would be amazing! I'd love to. what do you wanna do? we could go out, or we could stay in, really whatever you want I'd be up for !! I'm honestly just excited you remembered my number. :)
12.30.17 moodboard forĀ ā angelica abramsĀ ā
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how i celebrate my holidays Ā
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starredsam:
Youāre awesome, why wouldnāt I want you there? I didnāt say something or like, do anything to make you think otherwise, right?
.....You think Iām awesome? Thatās....really sweet of you to say. No! Nonono, fuck, not at all. Iām sorry, I just...thought, you know, you couldnāt possibly think Iām awesome.....but, fuck, yeah, then Iāll definitely come. And Iāll bring snacks, for everyone. Probably some baked goods, and pizza, and pizza bagels.Ā
starredsam:
Thatās probably the first time Iāve ever heard a chick give me credit for impressions. Honestly? I kinda like doing Darth Vader, but that one isnāt super hard. Guess youāll just have to wait and see what I can do whenever we make this happen.
Wait, really? Wow, fuck, Iām sorry. You deserve so much credit! Impressions are really hard, Iām just...blown away you can do any. Hey well, as cliched as it is, feel free to talk in Vader voice whenever you want. Hmm....well, can you do Yoda, oh my god or Watto? Fuck can do you Chewie??? Jar-Jar. Please tell me you can do Jar-Jar. Iām free whenever you are! I basically have no life so....Ā
mitchellpuckerman:
Well I meanā¦ if you did have those about me, I could always help out. If you get what I mean. And thereās a lot you havenāt seen about me, yāknow? Itāsā¦ not pretty.Ā Seems like weāre notā¦ that close. But that could always change.
Iāve noticed that sarcasm is always harder to catch over the internet. It works a lot better in person. Math Master? I mean, I got at least a B in every math class Iāve taken but I wouldnāt call me math masterā¦
.....Oh! You.......uhhh, wow. You....really....want to? I mean -- yes -- fuck, just, yes, please.Ā I would, um, like that. Yeah....Of course....I guess, Iām just getting ahead of myself. I just, I mean....Iād like to get closer -- get you know you better, I mean. There might be a lot I havenāt seen but thereās a lot I want to see.....
That is...very true. Unfortunately, weāre not in person....not yet. Wow, thatās actually very impressive, youāre practically a genius. But okay, if not math, what are you a master of?Ā
mitchellpuckerman:
Iād make it almost like a rock cover. Just a bunch of bullshit lyrics. Youād really be down for that?
ā¦You wanna bake for me?
Thatād be, hilariously amazing. Of course Iād be um, down for that. Iād be super impressed by anything you make, especially when theyāre as clever as you.Ā
Fuck. Sorry. That totally sounded creepy, didnāt it, fuck. I just mean.....well, I love baking -- in a totally normal way -- and I love....cheering you up -- also in a normal way -- so, why not?Ā
TWITTERĀ š± rilgie.
@STERLINGRILEY: it's my birthday & i'll cry (over being out of cookies) if i want to...is it time to go back to campus yet? #losingmymind #happy19
@ANGELANGIE: HAPPIEST BIRTHDAY @STERLINGRILEY !!!!!!!!!!!! ššššššššššššššššššššššššššššššššššššššššššššš
@ANGELANGIE: @STERLINGRILEY already got cookies in the oven for you. and brownies. also i was thinking of making a cake. is chocolate okay?
violetclarington:
You can relate to Lottie? Why? She was awful. Iām relatively certain she wanted to bite me half the time; or was planning my death.Ā
- Thank you. Iām 1000 percent convinced Iām the coolest person ever to grace the planet, obviously, and thatās generally the persona and impression I like to give out. Itās what I was taught to do, I guess? But Iām human, too. At least Iām trying to be. But, thank you. If itāsā¦any consolation at all, darling, I think youāre wonderful; you kind of remind of one of my #favorite T-Swift songs, actually! Itās called Enchanted. I realize thatās totally weird to say though. Please ignore me. Iām sometimes brutally honest and itās sometimes a littleā¦overwhelming.
Oh. Fuck. Wow, Iām sorry, um, I mean, I definitely donāt want to, um.....bite you -- or kill you! I just meant, you know, human interaction and social skills arenāt my strongest suit either....Ā
........Uhhhhhh. Well. That was....a lot. But fuck, okay, itās all okay. I canāt just ignore you, I want to help. I hope Iām able to help. Youāre allowed to make mistakes every now and then, you shouldnāt be too hard on yourself. Youāre trying, and thatās all that matters. Thatās enough to be proud of. Iām proud of you. And I definitely think youāre the coolest person to ever grace the planet, because you are! And thatās a great way to think of yourself. I wish I had that much confidence. I hope that helps? Fuck, Iām so sorry if it didnāt help. Um, but thank you! Youāre....thatās very sweet of you to say, if not a little....weird -- but mostly sweet! Thatās a lovely song...I kinda feel honored...
starredsam:
If anyone needs me, Iāll be chilling in my room with a ton of blankets. Iāve had enough of the cold weather for a few days, so Iām gonna do a Captain America movie re-watch, and guests are welcome. Warning, though, I only have one bag of extra buttery popcorn left, and Iām pretty sure I ate the last box of cookie dough bites I had left, so itās bring your own snacks or for short, #BYOS.Ā
Well.....That does sound like fun -- I mean, if I can come. I totally get it if you donāt want me there. I donāt want to just....ruin the party. Fuck, Iām sorry. You know what, just have fun without me.Ā
leahsmythe:
I donāt know what happened. One minute I was chilling, justā¦ looking around YouTube, as you do. But then I stumbled upon a Gordon Ramsey video. And another. And another. Like, donāt get me wrong, Gordon Ramsey is great. Heās my favorite chef, probably. Never had his food, but Iām sure itās great. And I didnāt know how much heĀ āhatedā Jamie Oliver until, like, yesterday, butā¦ this has been going on for two day straight and he has started showing up in the ads YouTube sends my way. I have literally not seen any Gordon Ramsey ads on YouTube before this started, and now theyāre like half of what I get. Please help me.
Um....Iām sorry? That sounds......awful. I really want to help...I just, I have absolutely no idea how to um, stop that.Ā
mitchellpuckerman:
As someone who doesnāt give two shits about Christmas, it was. Started singing along ironically with my own lyrics āĀ āItās beginning to look a lot like fuck thisā.Ā
Hell yeah. Baked goods are the shit. I love me some cookies.
Wow. Very clever! Thatās..actually really good, I hope you know that. I would definitely listen to that remix.Ā
Well,...thatās kinda, really great,...since, well, I love baking -- not to be creepy or anything, but I could always make you something....for free of course!Ā
mitchellpuckerman:
Itās completely normal for those things to happen, āspecially when youāre attracted to someone. I donāt see why people would hate you. From what Iāve seen, youāre a pretty kind person whoās concerned about other people. Sure, I donāt take shit from anyone but I also went off on a coffee barista justĀ ācause she fucked up my coffee order once. I was having a bad day, though.
Productive is a funny word to use. Iād say lazy most of the time. Iām pretty sure it was accurate mathā¦ I think.
Ohā¦ right. Of course. I thought maybeā¦..you know, youā¦wanted me to or somethingā¦ Oh, um, well, thank you. Thatās sweet of you to sayā¦I just, I guess, thereās a lot that you havenāt seenā¦.. Iām more than just concerned about people ā but enough about me! Well, you were having a bad day, which Iām sorry to hear about, that explains it. Sometimes people handle things differently.
I was being sarcasticā¦.I figured since Iāve already made a complete fool out of myself in front of you, weāre at the point were I can tease you, now. Of course, my mistake, youāre the Math Master.
mitchellpuckerman:
Thank god Christmas is over. Canāt wait to be able to listen to the radio without hearingĀ āItās beginning to look a lot like Christmasā every other fucking station. That makes me almost as excited as the thought of every bakery opening back up today. Hella excited to get some sweets.
Well, I am very, deeply sorry you had to listen to that so often. Kinda sounds like torture. But, uh, yum! That sounds....tasty?Ā
mitchellpuckerman:
Mhm. Itās okay if you have, yāknow. Listen.. I didnāt mean to offend you. Youāre not an idiot, okay? I just never knew that before. Itās actually really nice to hear that someone actually likes me and doesnāt flat out hate me like Iām sure most people do. Because frankly, Iām kinda a huge dick. Iām.. not exactly sure what the correct response would be.
Hm, well, half of that is sleeping. The other quarter is half working, halfā¦ anything else.
ā¦ā¦Is it? ...Why? Nonono, Iām sorry, itās fine, donāt worry about it, youāre allowed to react however you want. And...I understand probably a lot more than you think.... Which is probably why Iām not surprised either -- I mean, everyone hates me too, so, I get it. Also, I mean, not that it matters much, but to meĀ āhuge dickā just kinda sounds like another way to sayĀ āstrong, independent person who doesnāt take any shitā, just saying....Ā
Iām not sure thatās proper math....but, fascinating! You sound very productive.Ā
elliotjhummel:
I love the holidays, trust me, I do. But some years I think my dad takes things a little too seriously. He got a hotel room so we didnāt bother my roommate too much, but he just wentā¦ all out. Decorations everywhere, even went as far as trying to re-create a home-cooked meal out of microwavable items or things he ordered from takeout. Donāt get me wrong, I loved the effort, butā¦ It was a little much.
My rambling aside, how was everyoneās holiday?
Um....Iām sorry to hear that...I think? I mean, Iām really trying to be sympathetic -- because I care! I really do -- Iām just, having a hard time seeing what the problem is? Iām sorry.....I wish I had a dad like that....Or any dad.....Ā
Fuck, um, yeah, great. Yep. It was great. Totally normal. How was yours though?Ā
mitchellpuckerman:
ā¦Been, eh? Yeahā¦ Sorry, itās not something I hear often, yāknow? Not used to it.Ā
ā¦.Iāll tell you right here that Iām most definitely not a world-hating psychopath plotting murder. Iām just.. a world-hating ball of anger half the time.Ā
ā¦...I was just guessing! I would.....never......um, well, you know. I can understand that......Still just, what a perfect response. Now I feel like an idiot....
Well, thatās reassuring. Even though I could sympathize either way. What about the other half of the time?Ā