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@angriest-basketball
Well, I guess it's time I introduce myself, huh?
I am Akaza or Hakuji. I am the protector of the Nautilus system. I like martial arts and working out.
i might RP a bit, but i am a real person. acknowledge that or feel my wrath.
tags:
none. i'm not tagging my posts in any specific way.
large women. you agree. reblog
i like all women but if a lady can throw me with no problem then hoo boy. instant nosebleed at least
CW: BLOOD
Part 2 of the vamp!simon au
well that's one hell of a messy eater
i need you all to be more open about your insanely niche fictionkins NOW. i need more fictionkins with complicated sources. fictionkins from complex AUs. fictionkins from extremely specific medias. fictionkins that you would never think someone would have. give me them NOW.
here here I'm a character from a Polish minecraft youtubers series called Wojanowice (c!Palion), another one form an AU of this minecraft series (H.),
a version of a character specifically from an animation (Mosskit from The Ghost Halloween MAP),
and I don't like talking about it much but I'm also a character from a book that's a set book in my country (Feri Ats from Paul Street Boys)
holy shit. i thought i was niche for my columbo cambikin
yes. the adhd detective guy. that's me (sometimes)
wifeee wife wifeeeee
you need to love women. it is EXTREMELY important for you to love and care about women
trans women are women, trans men are men, and nonbinary folk are nonbinary.
and all are valid.
absolutely fascinating, captain! it seems that this “cain instinct” is so universal, it can even manifest in android siblings!
and siblings of different species too.
ask me how i know
This is something I've been wondering about:
IS YOUR URL MEANT TO BE INTERPRETED AS YOUR NAME
Yes
No
if you call me Basketball i will fucking punch you
Do Vampires Piss?
Yes; at a normal human rate
Yes; more than average based on blood drinking
No
You have better uses of your time than pondering vampire piss.
vampire-ish guy here. normal amounts i guess?
the monster's running wild inside of me 🥀🎻
don't know who that is but Boss's eyes went wide as saucers with species euphoria. draw more of that 👍
i wish we were able to talk about women's rights without someone mentioning how much they do or don't want to have sex with them. i don't care if you're a lesbian Stop finding worth in women purely from their perceived attractiveness
"I think women should not be expected to shave for societal respect / to avoid discrimination" "yeah🤤 i love bush" ok well that's not what we're talking about is it.
i hate how many posts about trans women deserving respect always devolve into "I love girldick" or "trans rights but I don't want to date a trans person" because that's entirely unrelated to the topic at hand. you should not respond to feminism with "YESSS I loveeee you because I see you as nothing but a sex object" you people sound like other men I get stuck talking with that end up saying "free the nipple so I can see boobies in public" and thinking they're feminists. why can't we just respect women regardless of your attraction to them or not. why does it need to be brought up in every conversation regarding their rights
This is not an extensive list of types of delusions, these are only a few common types of delusions, there are other less common types of delusions which are not mentioned in this comic
welp. another symptom that i thought was Normal and Okay to have.
you are not a "femcel" you are not a "foid" you are not a "hon" you are a woman worthy of respect and taking up space and being happy and the world is yours for the taking you're ALIVE!!!!!!!!! you're a HUMAN!!!!!!! FUCK what they told you!!!!!!
that ☝️is correct 👍
How to flatten chest without binder??
EXERCISE.
Hi John Blood here, noticed somebody took away your period cramps so sorry about that, heree lemme give em back and have this coupon for free double agony with your next period
No no— WAIT—
Agh— oh my— frickk…
Why—?
I hate you, John Blood.
i call dibs on that guy /j
I’ve decided we’re getting an extra day of potluck tomorrow
HELL YEAH
Do you think Vulcan blood is like matcha for vampires ?
no it isn't. source: i tried it
I’m scared of you pal 😭🤣
no need to. i don't kill women for personal reasons
