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Liberalism is a mental disorder
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Imagine seeing a headline about people suffering and dying and immediately turning into a myopic little gremlin looking to stand on graves to score points. Couldn't be me.
It's not even like mass shootings are particularly likely to be Trump supporters, except as a stereotype.
Stereotypes usually have some basis in fact though…I still have yet to see one mass shooter who was a confirmed trump supporter
Fucking hell Coolio died
All boobs are good boobs
Why do I fool myself into believing that anything good will actually happen and that I mean more to people than I actually do….
American exceptionalism is when american pokemon players call the in-game currency “dollars”
Its a perfectly fair assumption in Unova, Orre, and Alola.
oh my god you’re so right how could I have forgotten about American territories Unova, Orre, and Alola, where ice cream cones cost $500 USD. From America. Can’t get deals like those anywhere else
With inflation it’s not that far off
I know full well my dog can hardly hear me nowadays but that doesnt stop me from singing to her
This is the most pure thing I’ve ever read…..why did you have to make me feel today?
I still sing to her little made up songs about how she’s a good girl, the best girl, and gives the best kisses because she’s my girl
And she looks up at me and gives me a little kiss to show me she’s happy
why don’t you go dip a hunk of bread into a bowl of hot homemade soup and maybe you’ll calm down buddy
I’d love to….but I don’t have any homemade soup….or a hunk of fucking bread
Imagine an elf is given a job to do at a human institution. The humans think elves don’t need bathroom breaks, since they know they can hold it for days, but this elf has been traveling to reach their job, and has already been holding it to the point they are in pain. They ask for a break, but their job is important and time sensitive, so they admit they can still hold it when asked. After a full day of work, the elf tries to reach the bathroom in time, but they were never told where it is.
Ooooook…..am I missing some context here
ancient copypasta
Ah before my time I suppose
If you were around more consistently you'd have seen it by now I'm sure.
I know full well my dog can hardly hear me nowadays but that doesnt stop me from singing to her
This is the most pure thing I’ve ever read…..why did you have to make me feel today?
I still sing to her little made up songs about how she’s a good girl, the best girl, and gives the best kisses because she’s my girl
*magical girl transformation but once it’s done i’m just a perfectly toasted bagel with cream cheese on a plate*
Well….what kind of bagel?
Women: “You are all grown men. Why do you need 1500 dollars worth of Roman candles?”
Grown men:
4 days until wet rat wednesday
3 days until wet rat wednesday
1 day until wet rat wednesday
happy wet rat wednesday
Despite all my wrath I am still just a rat in a bath
Best comment ever
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No
Why are people like this
How do you know? When the idiot opens her mouth and speaks!
She’s taking cues from Bernie “breadlines are a good thing” Sanders
I know full well my dog can hardly hear me nowadays but that doesnt stop me from singing to her
This is the most pure thing I’ve ever read…..why did you have to make me feel today?
being able to teleport must suck ass when you have adhd
“why the FUCK am I in nevada”
*teleports back out of Nevada*
“Oh, right!”
*teleports to Nevada again*
*forgets what I just remembered*
Really wish that when I was a kid I could have seen things like this moving around, would have done worlds of good for my self esteem. Oh, I’m not a complete and utter idiot who can’t remember a simple thing like why I opened the fridge that’s just how it be for people like me. Don’t think some of y'all realize how lucky you are having that information out there for you.
Fucking right!!!!
