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#they kept killing me more and more. the dog. jasper. Bella (pregnant) 💀💀

I genuinely love and am fascinated by the found family of the Cullens, just this whole concept of people from different time periods and geographic locations forming a family.

(I love the concept with the Pack, too, but it's different in that they are all roughly the same age and grew up in the same place.)

But I find that sometimes people take the family thing too literally for my tastes. And again: write and read what you like! I'm just saying that for me part of the appeal is that it's not any easy 1 to 1 comparison to a nuclear family. In my head, Esme and Carlisle might have parental roles, but they aren't like . . . grounding anyone, or making them do their homework, because their "kids" are immortal vampires and not actual teenagers.

I also think the fact that they were all raised by someone else to adulthood or nearly adulthood is a factor, too. I can go hang out with my parents and brothers as an adult and fall into some childhood patterns, but the Cullens don't have that, at least not in the human sense. Esme didn't teach Edward how to tie his shoes. Carlisle didn't teach Alice the alphabet. They weren't involved in their childhoods. They were 17-20 years old when they came into Esme and Carlisle's lives; adoption is absolutely a valid way to have a family, but Esme and Carlisle never experienced raising a baby or child. The dynamic would naturally be very different here.

(I guess you could argue that from a vampire perspective they raised 'newborns' but like, Esme came after Edward, and Alice and Jasper were already mature vampires when they showed up.)

And again, I like this, I think it's interesting, and that's why the fics lean too hard into just making this like, The Brady Bunch generally lose me. I think C/Es play roles like parents. I think the Cullen kids see each other (other than their spouses) like siblings. I think they use these human terms to explain their relationships but they are imprecise, that it's different when you really didn't grow up together, but you were helped through the newborn year or adjusting to vegetarianism or whatever. There are bonds there and it's a family, but it's not quite a human family, and that's what makes it interesting to me.

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Anyway, I don’t just bring this up when I talk about Twilight, but I do bring it up every time I talk about Twilight:

Reminder that the Quileute tribe, whose sacred stories made author Stephanie Meyer a multi-millionaire, never received any money from the enormous success of the Twilight books or films.

Their entire community is located in a Tsunami disaster zone, in a region where a world-changing earthquake and tsunami are expected to hit perhaps within our lifetimes.

They should be set for life financially based on the use of their stories in Twilight. Instead, they have to publicly raise funds to move to higher ground and have been raising the same funds for years.

Anyone is encouraged to donate, but if you have personally purchased a physical or digital copy of any Twilight media or Twilight merchandise, I recommend matching the purchase with an equal donation to the Quileute People.

Recently, they successfully moved their school to higher ground! It was a major accomplishment to ensure Quileute children can learn in a safe environment! But there is still much to be done .

Statement from the Tribe (link to the source):

“Living in a tsunami zone at the edge of the Pacific Ocean, a catastrophic earthquake can wipe out our community in less than 10 minutes – an entire generation of the Quileute people will cease to exist.”

You can even set up a monthly donation. I don’t have much, but I’ve had a small monthly donation coming out of my PayPal for a few years now.

Quileute Move to Higher Ground |

Many people don’t realize that the tribe didn’t profit off of Twilight, so I mention it whenever I bring up the series!

If you want to read more about how Twilight impacted the Quileute People, check out “The Truth vs. Twilight.”

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Now that the school is safely moved, Phase 2 of the move to higher ground aims to relocate the senior center out of the tsunami zone, as well provide housing for the community in the safety zone.

The Quileute Tribe has been fundraising to save its community for years. Let’s make this happen!

Once again, if you purchase any Twilight media or merchandise—even from independent fanartists—please match with a donation to the Quileute people!

Everyone is encouraged to donate! ♥️

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we're having VERY SERIOUS discussions over on twihards on tumblr !!!

#prev so real. is there any other choice but 4?#everything else has too many downsides...four is just chill

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SCREAMING

#it's real i googled it. what the fuck #but hey at least we finally have a show netflix wont have to cancel after one season because it's natively a single season

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this is that vampire song right?

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I still can't get over Jasper being in high school. Can you imagine him, stiff and with a thousand yard stare, doing a book report in front of the class about what he did this summer. Or having to do a group project and meet up at some random kids house to record a video on the how cool chemistry is. SM really goofed up by making Jasper half feral and then shoving him into high school were kids have to do all sorts of silly and dumb assignments.

Yeah. And I don't think it adds anything? There's no narrative reason he has to be in school. Just say he's a few years older than the others, or he goes to a charter school because reasons, or he's homeschooled or whatever.

I mean I generally find the idea of them going to high school at all pretty ridiculous. It could work, maybe, if their cover story weren't so laughably weird (our 20-something parents adopted teenagers barely younger than they are! and they take us out of school on sunny days to go camping!), they weren't all publicly dating their foster siblings/legal cousins, and if they put a bit more effort into actually blending in. Also if they seemed to get anything out of it? They all seem to hate it. They don't seem to be enjoying being around their physical-age peers, or learning new slang, or keeping up with pop culture or whatever other excuse. It's just so Edward can meet Bella in school.

But Jasper is the one for whom it's the MOST ridiculous. He's the one who was leading the most adult life before he even became a vampire, and then AS a vampire was living as the second in command in a vicious vampire army for 90 years or so . . . and now he sits in high school classes? He does group projects? Writes papers on The Great Gatsby?

Edward, Rosalie and Emmett were immediately taken in by Esme and Carlisle, they went from living with their human parents to living with Dr. and Mrs. Cullen; they've been frozen in that teenage/young adult phase of their lives the whole time, so it makes a little more sense in my head for them to go to high school (although at 20 and 6'5" Emmett is too old and too big, like . . . trying to pass him off as a sophomore or whatever just, again, seems counterintuitive to BLENDING IN), but Jasper makes zero sense. He's not in that headspace. He hasn't been since the 1860s. And THAT's not even getting into his control issues. Again, maybe if the high school thing were presented as a way for them to help them get used to being around human blood with their siblings around to monitor and support them or whatever, but even then seems like a big risk.

I think SM would answer this with "he does it for Alice" but like . . . does Alice even want to be in school? She's was on her own for awhile before meeting up with Jasper and the Cullens, too. Like Jasper, she wasn't introduced to vampirism with 'parents' there to look after and provide her like Ed, R and Em were.

They're in high school so Edward can meet Bella. That's the real reason. But that doesn't mean the rest of the 'kids' have to be there, especially the physically older ones like Jasper and Emmett.

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My headcanon version of Alice absolutely loves being in high school, because she would definitely be in drama club and art club and probably a bunch of other extracurriculars. She’s energetic and social and fun-loving and she would have a ton of friends (yes, I know, she’s also the Weird Kid but she’d also host a bunch of amazing girls’ nights and sleepovers and shopping trips, if people allowed her to have nice things, so her and Jessica? BFFs.)

But Jasper does not belong in high school even a little bit, and he can be a big boy and not be at Alice’s side every second, dear god. It’s not like he and Alice have the same attached-at-the-hip thing that Emmett and Rosalie do, you know? It’s portrayed that way in the movie for every single couple (insert the sassiest eyeroll) but in the books? Not really.

With Rose and Emmett… I do 100% believe that he will always be where she is. But I don’t get the vibe that she particularly likes being in high school? She just wants to pretend to be human, and I think she would much prefer to do that in college or in some job where she gets to be around kids, you know? So let her and Emmett just be the older siblings who are dating or married, and then Jasper can be, like, Alice’s serious college boyfriend. Several problems solved.

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i was drawing somethin and i didn’t know what kind of shoes edward wears so i looked up his movie wardrobe….. y’all……..

…………what ARE these

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i still think about these spanish flu steppers all the goddamn time. when edward is stepping out of his shiny new car and putting on his cool rich boy sunglasses and swaggering into school with his new girl, he’s wearing these shoes that look like they were dug out of the catacombs. when he perched on a tree branch talking about how bella’s blood is like a drug to him, i wonder if she noticed, seeing them at her eye level for the first time, that he’s wearing these absurd shoes that i don’t even want to call sneakers anymore.

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Sam is the only 'disappearance' we get on the shifter side, really, but man that one is so sad and compelling too. And we get a little taste of what people thought!

Poor Sam phased and is out there in the woods too freaked out to calm down and take human form for two weeks. The guide says that he thought he had gone insane and was suffering from delusions. But even if he eventually realized it was all real, how do you cope with suddenly finding yourself in the body of a giant wolf? He probably thought he was going to be stuck like that forever, that his mother and Leah must be so worried about him. There is no one else to help him.

Then he comes back and can't explain where he was, is terrified it will happen again, doesn't understand what happened . . . until he shakes hands with Old Quil and he recognizes the elevated body temperature. He is summoned to a council meeting. Old Quil, Harry, and Billy explain, but having never been wolves themselves, there are a lot of gaps in their knowledge.

Having an explanation helps, but it's still scary and lonely, and now there's the added layer of knowing you're supposed to protect your people from vampires, and oh, by the way, the new doctor the next town over and his family are vampires. And this wouldn't have happened if they hadn't shown up in the first place.

And then there's Leah, worried out of her mind for two weeks, then relieved when he comes back, but then frustrated and upset he won't (can't!) tell her what happened, why he's hanging with the elders all the time, why her dad won't tell her what's going on either . . . oh well at least Emily is coming for a visit; Leah will feel better after spending some time with Emily.

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The discussions around Bella's choice to become a vampire are always so interesting to me, as it's usually centered around how she should have the agency to live and choose the life she wants for herself and like, of course.

But . . . the life she is choosing is vampirism. It's not about whether she's going to college or not, getting married or not, having children or not. She's actively choosing to become a supernatural creature whose intended prey is human beings. Sure, she ends up being instantly amazing at NOT killing people, but she had no way to know that. Statistically, the odds were not in her favor. This choice she is making was potentially putting humans at risk for eternity. That, to my mind, removes it from being a morally neutral decision about living the best life for herself.

Even the narrative itself doesn't give a whole lot of weight to the morality/ethics of making this choice. It's much more about the things Bella will give up (most of which she doesn't even end up having to give up, although she didn't know that), and a little about how upset it would make Charlie for her to disappear. Bella approaches the idea that she might kill people with humor, ("I guess I could throw in a few extra homicides, if it makes Jasper happy. Why not?" and "does this screw my total?") which could very well be a coping mechanism. But you never really feel the WEIGHT of it; it's like since SM knew Bella was going to be a perfect vampire it wasn't really worth wringing one's hands about. Even Edward is more worried about Bella's soul and whether she will be unhappy as a vampire like Rosalie, and not like, "what if you become a ravenous killing machine?" And maybe it wouldn't matter that much if Bella were presented as something other than this uncommonly selfless and Good person, but since she is, you'd think "oh God what if I accidentally murder Charlie or Mike or Jessica?" would keep her up at night. But she just trusts that Edward/the Cullens will stop her from eating people and that's kind of the end of it.

And AGAIN, yes I know it's really a romance and it was telegraphed pretty strongly that Bella wasn't going to become a people-eating menace and this is no doubt just me coming at everything from the Vampire Story angle again but, IDK. Always feels weird to me when potential future murders aren't a factor when discussing Bella's choices, that it's just treated as choosing any other life path. Then again, her romance with Edward has a body count even before she becomes a vampire, so what's a few more?

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Mandatory photo of the solar eclipse outside of my lab window!

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remember when bella was playfully like "’something I should know’? what lol, are you not a virgin?" and edward went on to confess that he murdered dozens of men. SO unserious can you imagine how quickly the vibes in that room shifted. I know she felt so fucking awkward for saying that