[aidashakur]

“congratulations you’re hired!”

“congratulations you’re approved!”

“congratulations you’re accepted!”

“congratulations you’re promoted!”

is all i want to hear 2019 🥳🤩

[dontwantthenextcommanderiwantyou]

reblogging because I heard one of those today 😁

[aspiritualseeker]

Needs this energy right now

[zanabism-deactivated20200529]

me: I feel such…crankiness inside…the desire to whine is…unstoppable… I feel myself growing…spiteful and sarcastic … what is this disease? This disord—

brain: you’re hungry you simple bitch

[asianconfusion]

[tmholland]

Michelle is actually funnier than me. Mainly because she teases me, but I can’t tease her. (I think that’s fair.) I can’t say anything about her because she gets mad. (Nope, you can’t.) So I guess she’s funnier.

[albertothechihuahua]

this is the money dog, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!!

[uppityfemale]

*goosebumps*

[entrailboy-deactivated20200811]

[sooxem]

[aestheticacadema]

(more)

[theperksofbeingaperk]

sarahfierce66: This is what happens when you give your dad something he’s wanted for about 8 years, but he always thought they made them just for kids. He was wrong … They make them for big kids too.

[sidelinesofcode-deactivated2020]

Pure, wholesome post.

[louisbravado]

louis is the first 1d member to give us a collaboration with a female artists. thank u, i love life

[ziamincartier]

Zayn?

[louisbravado]

who

not to sound too millennial here but it annoys me so much when I’m at a restaurant and someone I’m with will complain about the service being slow like buddy pal it’s fine it’s not that important

[botesregias-deactivated20180419]

You didn’t waited 40 minutes for a dinner before haven’t you?

[gothicprep]

i have but i also have, like, real problems

[oomshi]

[klefable]

you ever wonder how many people you’re in the “we’re friends but i would kiss you if you asked” club with

[angstyboho]

Song by Niall Horan: "Slow Hands"

[angstyboho]

Song by Niall Horan: "Slow Hands"

[casdcan]

real talk my mom never invaded my privacy, always knocked and waited for my “come in” instead of barging into my room, never tried to read my texts or journals or notes, and I always came to her with sensitive subjects; to the point of telling her I lost my virginity the /day/ I lost my virginity

what I’m saying is: respect your kids’ privacy and they will come to you with shit you’re worried about them doing

[drunp-archive-deactivated201711]

[tyleroakley]

protect her