They Say Hypothermia Isnt Such A Bad Way To Go

My own boyfriend won’t even follow my blog :(

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Oats oats oats oats

When will we see the finished smoothie?!?!

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Told me coworker that Dots pretzel company was going out of business so she spent a bunch of money on Dots pretzels, turns out they’re actually just closing their flagship factory

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Top ten flat lizards I found by searching “flat lizard” on Google images:

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I’m not a backyardigan. Frankly, I’m going to make some unforgivable mistakes.

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I don’t throw up I just get colic like a horse

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I bet Lana Del Rat is fucking phenomenal at hide and seek

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Would anyone like to role play I’ll be the Archduke Franz Ferdinand on June 28 1914 in Sarajevo Bosnia-Herzegovina.

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Unmedicated bipolar

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Do not go to Dave and Busters if you don’t want to be radicalized

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I thought yellow jackets is bugs?????

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Is anyone else seeing this shit?????

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If you tell the dmv your birthday is February 29th they will shoot you with a gun

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If you can’t afford this:

Don’t buy this:

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I love it when my boyfriend takes me for a walk