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iamnotmitski

Mitski for Pitchfork (2018)

chrissongzzz

I don’t know this boy but he is #BlackExellence ✊🏿

Can we get him to 1 million Subcribers Please . Reblog and Subscribe to this Channel.

Link- https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCTrLNNVvY5aTH51Vajoxuxw/videos

thisgirlspeaks

Bless this sweet baby. Please leave him positive and supportive comments😩🖤

jackmeatington

How to threaten your dog

thepunksink

Omg

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trippingeyes

lying is the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off // panic! at the disco

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dogpuppy

Let that man go

ha-ha-charadeyouare

Patient appreciation day part 2. 💙

himadesune

No

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post apocalyptic moodboard

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Oh I’m an asshole.

So today pulling into Stop and Shop, this lady cut me off and nearly drove into me, and then, when I tried to pass her, she swung to the right and nearly hit me again, and then flipped me off.

So somebody is having a bad day and taking it out on me. That’s fine. It’s harmless, and I don’t know what’s going on in this woman’s life. I’ll give her the benefit of the doubt she’s not just a piece of shit and is just having a bad day.

But then I park and she follows me, and gets out of the car and starts swearing at me and getting in my face.

Now I go from “indifferent” to “I’m gonna fuck with this woman’s head.” Now I would say I’m a gentleman of size, and in all black and bemohawked I probably look spookier than I actually am, so props to this lady for getting in my face. Now of course I’m not going to hit her, or even threaten violence. That’s shitty. Nobody should get threatened with violence.

Instead, I take a step back, narrowing my eyes like I’m studying her face really closely, and then I touch one of the several piece of “occulty” jewelry I’m wearing (none of which, by the way, are magicked in any way at all). Then I mumble some nonsense under my breath, and then make the fig gesture and the horns at her.

She stops, wide-eyed.

“WHAT THE HELL DID YOU JUST DO TO ME?”

I chuckled, and shake my head. “Nothing at all.” I say in a not-terrible convincing voice. “But every time something bad happens to you today, you’re gonna be thinking of me.”

Then I winked at her, and walked away.