Great Batsy

Qrow | 26 | Bi | Brazilian.

[chrishayley]

AGENT CARTER 1.01 “Now is Not The End"

[inadvertently-biblical]

Anthony Head (1954-2026) as Rupert Giles

Buffy the Vampire Slayer - 4x18

[rihfenty]

BOROMIR + his bond with Merry & Pippin The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (2001)

BONUS:

[imjunebitch]

in a world where happy rich people sell the discontent lower class the lie that money cant buy you happiness it is at least reassuring to know that our sole trillionaire is the most pathetic, unloved, miserable, alone human being on the planet, and that NOTHING could make him happy. get fuckeddd lol

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[podcastwizard]

you don’t realize how important lunch is until you’re wandering around thinking about how unloveable and untalented and uniquely cursed you are and then it’s 4pm and you finally eat lunch and you go Oh. oh right.

[podcastwizard]

lot of people commenting on this post like "who eats lunch at 4pm that's a terrible time to eat lunch" yes. that is the point. 4pm lunch is inadvisable. 4pm lunch is not the ideal. 4pm lunch makes the mind demons real.

[skyrigel]

[magsintherain]

watched one episode of ride or die and I am immediately in love. wdym we have one hot woman who strides down the stairs like she owns the place and can probably kill someone in a hundred different ways, and another equally hot equally badass woman who is introduced by deftly plying a security guard with tea to get an edge in an antiques show and is masterful at political maneuvering, and they’ve known each other for 20 years and have delightful chemistry and say I love you in a way that is maybe not platonic nor romantic but a secret third thing. icons.

[lioncourtz]

THE VAMPIRE LESTAT 03.05 | "New York"

[dingdongyouarewrong]

i'm getting the sense some of you are not actually forklift certified.

[averagejoey2000]

[dingdongyouarewrong]

well damn . egg on my face

[dingdongyouarewrong]

THE PLOT THICKENS @averagejoey2000 explain yourself

[averagejoey2000]

I can't believe this is how I'm finding out that I got a scam forklift cert.

I took the cargo ops class at school but my teacher explained that it doesn't give a certification and I'd only be okay for ship's crane and the school forklifts. she said I could take an online exam and get my cert. I paid 60 bucks.

I'm googling and I'm seeing a lot of resources saying that the online programs cover the classroom part of the exam but not the in person practical aspect.

29 CFR 1910.178 (l)(2)(ii)

but I did the in person practical shit at school.

[averagejoey2000]

the back of the card even had fancy numbers on it. I couldn't have known that this isn't the one. this website sounded more official than certifyme.net, and there wasn't one with a .gov address.

[averagejoey2000]

so, I emailed OSHA, and they said that so long as I live and work in California, there's no such thing as forklift certification. I have to be told how to do it every time I get the job.

[averagejoey2000]

Update: I took a certification class in shipboard Material Handling Equipment at my federal job. *now* I'm forklift certified, but only on ships and piers and only for this company, but also rated to forklift explosives and hazardous materials. Also I'm a woman now.

[helpmeimblorboing]

Obsession is a story about abuse, both in all the excellent ways people have already noted and in how it ends - Nikki may have survived physically, but everything else - her life, her self, her future - is in tatters.

She could have been a writer. A free-spirited, imaginative, author. The world was her oyster. She was happy and confident and outgoing.

And then, because one man - ONE man - couldn’t let go of his toxic, all-consuming obsession, all of that is ruined. Her friends are dead, and their blood is on her, but were they really even ever her friends, if they couldn’t even notice that she had changed so drastically ? If one of them could do something so vile to her ?

She could have been a writer. Now she’ll always be nothing more a murderer. Anything else she could be will forever be prefaced by conjunction. Murderer and writer. Murderer and murdered.

Even if, by some miracle, she remains in any fit state to go on after the movie’s climax - if the authorities know of the One Wish Willow and believe her story - she’ll forever be haunted by Bear’s actions. Forever be looking over her shoulder. Forever be doubting every word that comes out of her mouth, every thought that crosses her mind, because what if it isn’t her ? Forever wary of getting too close to another person, lest they take it upon themselves to misinterpret her closeness. Forever afraid of attracting too much attention, for the same.

She could have been a writer, now she’ll always be a victim.

And her friends ? We know she was a popular, well-loved person before the Incident. We know she went out of her way to help others. We know she was charismatic, and confident, and so many other things. Now, she has to live with the fact that none of her friends so much as lifted a finger to return the favour, despite her clearly needing help.

She has to live with the fact that the twisted power of the Willow - of Bear’s obsession - burned all the bridges she had made, embarrassed her in front of so many of her associates. Because even if they accept that the Willow caused everything, every time they look at her, they’ll never again see her.

Because, once, she was a person. Now she’s a victim, or a murderer, or a weirdo. But no longer a person.

[roboco-san]

the distortion of "there is potential profit we did not earn" as "there is money we lost" is fascinating and disgusting to me. "megamediaconglomerate lost $1,000,000,000 to piracy this year" is a flat out lie. it is not true. they did not have a billion dollars, that they now do not have. they felt entitled to one billion dollars, that they did not have, and still do not have. it's an infuriating perversion of the truth

[bananonbinary]

cant believe i lost $1000 when i told some guy at walmart to give it to me and he said no

[wanghedi]

One of the effect of elementary watson being a woman on sherlock is that hes always making caveats about murder suspects like a man caved his skull in. Or a woman. women can also cave skulls in 👍 he set the building on fire. Or she. I would never imply women cant set building on fire

[tarragonthedragon]

i say i like procedurals but actually what i really like is the subgenre of 'manic pixie dream police consultant'

it's a versatile category

[thesummoningdark]

The last week has been so ridiculous even the satirists can’t take it any more

[the-stray-liger]

the fucking timestamp

[lioncourtz]

"This is a version of Armand who's a bit more desperate, maybe a bit more bitter, a bit less in control. " x

[lexdelioncourt]

I know it's not everyone but I see you out there 😑