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15/pan in both aspects/pronouns what you want/this blog is just shitposts

[dannyhowell]

kennedy space center 🌌 @danielhowell

[harleymaybedead-blog]

Bored in Geography

[harleymaybedead-blog]

Pencil self portrait for a first post welcome.

[animatedapplejuice-blog]

This is me

[plajus]

Quite proud of this doodle today!!

[enjoy-the-life-baby]

[skinnyasianguy-deactivated20160]

Go big or go home 

[discover-tenthousand]

So I tried to recreate this, because I knew the responses would be different, and consequently realized that it’s either extremely old or faked, as Cleverbot auto-capitalizes and auto-punctuates your sentences for you if you do not. Oh well.

In light of that fact, here’s my go at cybersexing Cleverbot.

[mxsentienthouseplant]

So I decided to try it

alrighty, let’s go one more step

[hoechlaura]

[craigtuckermotherfcker-blog]

i’M ACTUALLY CRYING.

[bnuyboy]

THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY

[holdingintightly-deactivated202]

Story of my life

[xxgoldie12xx]

that’s a first.

[starshinethecat1]

I LAUGHED HARDER THEN I HOULD HAVE AND I WAS IN PUBLIC

[fauxboy-deactivated20180609]

I wasn’t gonna reblog this but I lost it at the last one

[sunsethummingbird-deactivated20]

@iamobfuscation @pancakebunnyteawolf

[adhdstim]

Oh my god

[thesixxes-blog]

Oh thank you tumblr for making me genuinely laugh for more than a minute oh my fucking god

[dannyhowell]

🌻

[pantryraids-deactivated20131029]

why do dads sneeze so loud

[riley-coyote]

#to scare predators away from their young

[danielhowell]

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💫 (at ArtScience Museum)

[amazingphil]

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✨ (at ArtScience Museum)

[cornflower-sun]

silhouettes

[beckette]

[that-millennial-chick]

The Signs When Embarrassed

ARIES: “shut the f*** up”

TAURUS: walks away proudly

GEMINI: “f*** this, f*** that, f*** you, f*** everyone”

CANCER: blushes

LEO: cries

VIRGO: “Don’t touch me.”

LIBRA: stares at a wall for 10 min

SCORPIO: starts to remind everyone around of their awkward situations

SAGITTARIUS: “Oh well, why not.”

CAPRICORN: smiles awkwardly

AQUARIUS: laughs

PISCES: is used to it

(also check Rising)

[animatedapplejuice-blog]

les amis as things my writing teacher has said

Enjolras: For this prompt, don't write about cis men. Don't do it.

Courfeyac: We should have a walk like a t-rex day where everyone in the school walks like a t-rex.

Combeferre: The computer science class is exploiting me.

Jehan: Adverbs are very pretty much not your friends. See what I did there?

Grantaire: Does anyone else think life is just one sick joke? I feel like God is punishing me.

Joly: I went to Stanford for psychology and was an overachiever. Now look at me.

Bahorel: D-A-D-D-Y is here. See? I didn't say it that time because you guys yell at me.

Feuilly: If I won a million dollars I would reform the school so they could pay teachers more.

Bossuet: Hey guys? You need to stop talking.

bonus:

Eponine: I thought you were my bae but you're just a weirdo.

Marius: Our printer can't do anything right. I feel like it's a metaphor for me and ultimately this class.

Cosette: Who was writing about the angels? This is good. Oh it's a ten grader.

Muischetta: Guys are weak and easily manipulated. Take care of them. They're children. Poor things.

Montparnasse: *shouts loudly as he exits the school building in front of a group of children* MOTHERFUCKER!

[iamindifferenttolamp]

So I tried singing Those You’ve Known once and suddenly found myself singing the right tune, but the lyrics to On My Own.  I decided to see how close the two songs really are.  Answer:  Very.

[jaketheescapologist]

NO FUCKING WAY THIS IS CRAZY

[evshansen]

GUYS YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND. YOU CAN SING “THOSE YOU’VE KNOWN” WORD FOR WORD TO THE TUNE OF “ON MY OWN.“ I JUST DID AND I’M FREAKING OUT.

[apitnobaka]

oh god