[coughloop]

if you were a skilled glassblower what bong would you make that doesnt currently exist

I THINK I COULD CREATE THE BONG OF CHANGE

[twinkhole-destroyer]

you ‘had’ sex? where did it go

[twinkhole-destroyer]

you guys can’t do this to me

[dogglegog]

dominant things you can say during sex

i didnt hear what you said

hold on i need to blow my nose

wow

i feel kind of nauseous

is this anything

i don't know

this kind of reminds me of that one song

we can probably ignore that noise if you want to

why is my sock wet

it smells bad in here

that was weird

where are my glasses

ow

this is normal

sorry

just 2 chill people chilling

this is cool

can you say that again

are we good

youre actually naked

[jakeperalta]

have harry potter fans considered getting a grip on reality

[not100bees]

I know that Ea-nasir is like a meme these days but it is wild that we have complaint letters from 1750 BC. That's over three thousand years before the release of Belgian techno anthem "Pump Up the Jam".

[guooey]

themessangerpigeons

[guooey]

Tears

[clowniconography]

this is one of the more creative hate comments i've seen and i felt the need to immortalize it

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

[wowwforever]

Mythbusters is great because Adam Savage will be like “Could Sir Arthur have built a surface to air missile with Middle Ages technology? Probably not. Anyway here’s how to make a bomb.” And Jamie will be like “If all goes well this will not blow up instantly and kill us.” And the three other guys are trying to see if you could kill a person by throwing an egg really fast.

[talonabraxas]

‘Thoth and the Chief Magician’, 1925. Evelyn Pau

[ca314159bara]

[theonion]

Claiming that fans would love clapping and dancing along with their favorite characters,Ted Lasso star Jason Sudeikis confirmed that the show’s fourth season, which begins Wednesday, would teach viewers about shapes and colors. “At this point in the story, Ted’s positive attitude and heart-warming antics have taught the audience that it’s important to be yourself, and now we’re building on that by introducing basic geometric shapes,” said Sudeikis, who explained that going in this direction “just felt natural” given the Apple TV series’ fan base.

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[thegirlwiththemooglehat]

Friends, romans, people who are nonbinary except at work, lend me your ears,

[kaijufluffs]

She's being so big and brave.

[kaijufluffs]

The long awaited sequel.

[papayajuan2019]

batshit normal

[hollow-head]

it's mouth season

(95º and 77% humidity)

[rainbow-femme]

Bro they got geep in Ohio

[noknowshame]

can he be in a normal situation for like 5 minutes