Psycho Blogger

@anime-cyco

Hello~ my fellow human beings~ HAVE YOU EVER TASTED UNICORN POOP nyaa~ you can call me psycho I don't care because your right I'm psycho~^-^ I post random things I like to watch Disney channel nickelodeon and I add anime/manga and random funny things so bye muggles! (muggles= go READ OR WATCH HARRY POTTER)

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bunney

Me: I’m havin a good night Me: :-) Me: Me: I’m sad again

mikawatohru4ever

Hi. I’m a new tumblr artist here. I’m Troy.

bunney

Hi Troy. Good luck with. your art

carnations-loyalty

The sky was a painting tonight.

mixtape-melodies

This is it. Sky pictures taken at gas stations are my aesthetic.

notevenhisfuckingname

My brother called me up stairs to read his english essay I am so done

sadmomhair

what’s it like to be taller than 5’2”??? is it nice? can you comfortabley reach cupboards?

1010meha

We live in constant fear of the short ones, who (in my experience) will climb 4 chairs, 2 boxes, a small coffee table, and 6 oddly placed stools to get what they want

collectivized-apiary-deactivate

Alright story time.

I’m 6′0″, and one of the ways I assert my dominance over short people poke fun at short people is by holding my hand all the way up and asking them for a high five.

I do this all the time, but in highschool, I was friends with this one girl who I swear was about 4′5″ at most, and I put my hand all the way up and asked her for a high five.

Without hesitation, she literally climbed up my side like a fucking ladder and gave me the high five before hopping off and staring at my slack jawed face.

I was very impressed and very afraid.

ineffable-bisexual-deactivated2

That’s why you don’t fuck wit us.

The signs as whatever

aries-aquarius: actual unpredictable stuff that may be relatable

pisces: why did you even check? it's fish themed. you know it's fish themed. it will always be fish. you are forever trapped in fish hell. may the fish god have fish mercy on your fish soul.

tayloracleswift-deactivated2015

No offense but I don’t like……….care about the military

weakestenemy-deactivated2016062

“no offense but i dont like………..care about people who sacrifice for the well being of the country”

i really hate the number of notes on this

tllst

the American military is sensationalized, overfunded and frequently used to commit acts of brutality on foreign countries and launch violent invasions on civilians

I care about soldiers, sure, but you could not pay me give a single fuck about the military as a construct

the number of notes on this post is 110% founded and your commentary is unnecessary

mbelyakova

Tumblr has basically turned into one of those grocery stores that constantly rearranges aisles to force confused visitors to stay longer and see more advertisements while they try to find what they came for.

stunningpicture

Made this for my boyfriend

tangibleoranges-deactivated2021

sextspert

Scenario 1: she picks the gun. She points it at the killer, pulls the trigger, discovers the gun is empty. Killer probably laughs for a couple seconds and stabs her in the chest and she’s fucking dead.

Scenario 2: she picks any of the knives. The killer is probably more skilled in fighting than she is, so he comes closer and slits her throat and she’s fucking dead

Scenario 3: she picks the grenade. A fucking grenade. Pulls out the pin, the damn thing explodes and now they’re both fucking dead.

Scenario 4: she picks the banana. Now let me tell you why the banana is the best choice of all. She can eat it for extra energy so she can run away from the psycho holding a knife standing in the middle of her kitchen. It’s not all lost because she’s still got the peel: she can pull a mario cart and throw that shit right on the floor. The killer steps on the peel, slips and hits his head on the counter. Now she’s all pumped up on adrenaline and sugar from the banana so she can do some squats or whatever

witchbaby420

“forgive everyone” positivity culture is fucking trash. you never have to forgive someone who’s assaulted, abused, or otherwise hurt you. it’s probably not even good for your mental health to forgive someone who fucked you up and in a lot of cases it’s not safe.