the irredeemable pervert is generally well regarded among their friends for their insightful thoughts and all around pleasant demeanour

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blake kathryn
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we're not kids anymore.

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taylor price

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dirt enthusiast
i don't do bad sauce passes
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@theartofmadeline

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trying on a metaphor
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the irredeemable pervert is generally well regarded among their friends for their insightful thoughts and all around pleasant demeanour
big and cutes my me at you
#myme
just got jumpscared at work today
Im grading the final exams for the class I TA for and I'm checking the name of the one I've just graded so I can enter it in the gradebook when I notice that after the name it says in parentheses "just visiting ! =)". And that I do not know this student, they are not enrolled in this class, and they just showed up on the last day to take the final . Innovative use of free will
Noticing a pattern in the games I like
[ID: A three way Venn diagram between In Stars and Time, OMORI, and Deltarune. In between ISAT and Omori, it reads, “you need to change and to change you need to be destroyed.” In between ISAT and Deltarune it says, “There’s always another way no matter how trapped you feel.” In between Omori and Deltarune it reads, “Escapism will kill you as much as it has saved you.” Between them all, in big bold caps lock, it shouts: “TALK TO YOUR FUCKING FRIENDS.” End ID.]
every person you meet will have one bit that only they find funny. it is important that you hate that bit as much as possible in order to enrich their experience of doing the bit. it is part of the enjoyment of the bit
This is genuinely so beautiful
been too long since I reblogged kindness luigi
Butterscotch or cinnamon?
Butterscotch.
I can't eat cinnamon anymore after the Christmas lasagna incident.
Tumblr user @akanemnon you are NOT going to just leave it at that without explaining the
Christmas Lasagna Incident
Jeez, I didn't think this would rile people up so much.
Okay, this happened a long time ago. I must've been around 12. My family and I visited an Italian restaurant sometime in the beginning of January.
Little me was in the mood for lasagna and they had it on the menu. Who doesn't like lasagna? Now I didn't supect anything bad. Little me was under the assumption that if you own a restaurant that serves a certain kind of food, then you are familiar with the culture that food comes from. Or even come from that place yourself. This is Europe. It's gotta be that way! (it isn't)
When I got said lasagna, I couldn't really place what was wrong. I kept eating because you don't wanna throw away or give back food, because that's rude and a waste of money. But at some point I voiced my issue to my parents and decribed the lasagna as "tasting like Christmas". Which was my way of saying there was a shit load of cinnamon in that lasagna.
To make sure I wasn't just bullshitting my parents also took a bite of the Christmas lasagna, and lo and behold, I wasn't imagining things. Naturally we then wanted to know what was up with that and called over a waiter.
The answer we got essentially boiled down to "Oh yeah, these are leftovers from our Christmas party."
So not only was I given cinnamon flavored lasagna I didn't ask for. But also was given leftovers that sat in some freezer for weeks.
Now everytime I see people having cinnamon rolls or butterscotch cinnamon pie and I cry a little on the inside because I am reminded of a shitty ass lasagna I had more than over a decade ago.
tumblr isn’t considered a social media because everyone on here is just talking to themselves
yeah i agree
Someone had to go first
The first ship that arrived was pretty matter of fact about its fate. The pilot introduced himself as Eric, then told us he was part of the first sublight resupply attempt in modern history. He then gave me and the ground control team his bad news.
“So,” he said. “Without real time telemetry, we weren’t even sure which half of your orbit you’d be in. That’s half a solar system’s worth of wiggle room. Decelerating enough to survive contact with your low orbit would take me two weeks, which, you know, it looks like we don’t have. That means that in order to get the second ship in before you lose orbital control to the Kresh, I’m gonna have to make a sacrificial flyby. Ten to the negative four torr is good enough for a lot of things, but at point-seven c it’s gonna be like sandblasting a soup cracker. Good news is that all the expensive toys are in the next ship, so this really ain’t costing you more than a ship and a pilot.”
one time my sister and i were walking up the stairs and heard a bunch of banging noises coming from an apartment, and she turned to me and said "aborted neighbor". and i was just like. i'm glad we're the same kind of terminally online and i know exactly what you are referencing because otherwise this would sound insane.
this is what the refrance
mutuals stop putting this on my dash challenge
Every Friday. Every Friday i either see this post or live in fear of seeing it. I can’t wake up and say ‘it’s friday’ anymore without thinking of this post. I am living a nightmare and it’s your fault
Thank Gnome it’s Friday! Lol
I like that Ms. Boom seems to like Berdly. It's such a small thing but he deserves at least one adult in his life that doesn't find him annoying as hell
Also, the wavedash line is everything to me. Either she takes Berdlys gaming opinions as gospel, or she herself games and just fucking hates when people wavedash too
Grandma 💚
yoshi’s (forgotten) island
It’s dark