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Don't have my glasses on so my eyes changed that "r" in hurt to an "n" and I was just like, "ah yes, the most dangerou game: work edition. This tracks for tumblr posting." And was literally about to keep scrolling...
I have my glasses, read the same thing, and also asked No Questions™
WHY DIDNT I POST THIS ONE I WAS COOKING...
okay getting back to this:
shen yuan and binghe are tasked with getting rid of this shapeshifting demon that's been causing mayhem. they arrive at its hideout and binghe tells shen yuan to stay outside so they don't have to worry about getting mixed up - they also have a secret code they set up beforehand.
binghe wanders in and runs into a beautiful woman and goes yeah nice try and immediately tries to chop the demon in half. the demon panics and then takes the shape of this cultivator's companion who he saw earlier before they seperated
shapeshifter: shizun wouldn't hurt his disciple would he!?
binghe: *freezing in place*
shapeshifter: oh. ohhhh :)
binghe's heart racing as 'shen yuan' removes his layers and steps closer with a seductive smile. binghe obviously knows it's not his a-yuan but ... he cant make himself swing his sword on shen yuan's sweet face...
the shapeshifter is LEAGUES below binghe, it's extremely weak compared to the heavenly demon. but binghe can't even push it away when it presses its bare chest against his body and whines "shizun is bullying this disciple..."
(For a split second binghe actually considers it. Shen Yuan is outside, he won't see-)
Binghe just runs away and finds shen yuan at the entrance where he left him. His disciple is fretting over him, wondering why the protagonist is so freaked out??
Shen Yuan: I'll go and fight it instead-
binghe, imagining shen yuan seeing his own image half naked and realizing his shizun got so flustered because he's in love with his disciple: NO! let's return. cang qiong can send someone else...
*cang qiong sends others*
liu qingge: you need to send someone else
yue qingyuan: you need to send someone else
the shapeshifter demon: damn i hit the jackpot by using this body, literally no one can try to hurt me when i look like this- who are you
shang qinghua readying his sword: FINALLY I CAN HIT CUCUMBER BRO BACK WITHOUT THE PROTAG KILLING ME!
everyones in shock because how did the an ding peak head disciple prove himself the most capable!?
Everytime this gets a note when its nowhere near christmas I question my sanity just a little bit more
No, it is July, stop that, stop giving this notes, you guys have lost reblogging privileges
oh bingge you'd love blackmailing shen yuan into having sex with you
teacher shen yuan asking his delinquent playboy student luo bingge to stay behind after class because he hasn't been handing in his assignments. binghe flutter his lashes and says hes an orphan who just wants a hug... shen yuan melts at the gap moe and agrees.
while theyre embracing, binghe grabs shen yuan's ass and kisses him. shen yuan is too shocked to push him away for a second, and even when he comes to his senses, binghe is so much stronger than him, he cant do anything.
when bingge finally lets him go, hes grinning as he walks over to a nearby desk where his phone is propped up. and then says "from now on a-yuan will do as I say, or everyone will see him kissing me. dont think anyone will believe you if you say i forced myself on you."
queue binghe blackmailing shen yuan into doing dirty things, recording them, and having even more blackmail material on his laoshi
bingge forcing shen yuan to hold his shirt up by his mouth so he can play with laoshis nipples........ he squeezes and sucks on them so long theyre sore for days and shen yuan has to cancel class because it feels too painful to wear a shirt... of course bingge has to check up on his favourite professor at home and have his way with him...
Erha Volume 8 thoughts as they appear Part 26
Not Taxian-Jun wanting the taste of Chu Wanning's uniquely bad cooking!
Our final move he says in book 8 of 11
Is it wrong of me that I want them to take Chu Wanning with them to the interrogation, solely because I know he'd fuck up their plans?
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Erha Volume 8 thoughts as they appear Part 25
The golden-dragon-wrapped-around-his-dick method may be obscure but it sure has made me laugh
Okay. As sweet as it is that Taxian-Jun is getting some kind of fucked up closure, let Chu Wanning remember his life...lives
Taxian-Jun really said, "I want to fuck Chu Wanning in public, but I want to be the only one to see him"
So in omegaverse fics do we think the more common tag is 'omega Chu Wanning' or 'bitching' cause I could go either way on that, but somehow I think 'omega Chu Wanning' would win
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Erha Volume 8 thoughts as they appear Part 24
I don't trust any chapter title with the word 'pillar' in it. They like that euphemism too much for me to
Yeah, I am now convinced that he is indeed a BBBF (I'm not writing it all out anymore)
I need an adultier adult
NO. N.O. NO. If Taxian-Jun could show up and kindly kill the one keeping him alive that'd be great thanks.
This is reaching a level of hypocrisy as of yet undiscovered by man
There is however a level of schandenfreude that pleases me greatly with how no matter what he does, Shi Mei can't make Chu Wanning feel attraction towards him
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahha *deep inhale* hahahahahahahahhahahahhahaahahahahhahahahhahahhahahahahhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahaha
Rawr
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Erha Volume 8 thoughts as they appear Part 23
It's too bad those hot spring can't fix the iciness of Shi Mei's personality
The fact that even as an undead corpse Mo Ran still wants to soothe Chu Wanning probably says a whole fucking lot doesn't it?
And now we get to ask the fun question of who would Chu Wanning prefer? The corpse of Mo Ran? Or the living Shi Mei? And unfortunately for Shi Mei we all know the answer
💀🤢🤮🗡 How about you don't try and rape the feverish man who wouldn't want you anyway?! Have you thought about that?! Have you considered that possibility?!
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Erha Volume 8 thoughts as they appear Part 22
Shi Mei stay the fuck away from everyone and everything. I don't trust you
They keep trying to convince me that Mo Ran is dumb, but he invented a whole device just to help him observe the battle field.
I don't trust this white robed person either. Why do I feel like it's another Shi Mei?
I FUCKING KNEW IT! I KNEW WE COULDN'T TRUST THE TIANYIN PAVILION!!!
Oh my fucking god I was right! There are two Shi Mei! I trust the blind one a fraction more than the other one
...Again, Butterfly Boned Beauty Feast ?
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Erha Volume 8 thoughts as they appear Part 21
...We're still talking about an actual fight here right?
I hate this. I legitimately hate this. and I have work in an hour so I won't even get to finish the book today
I will personally burn down the cultivation world for Mo Ran. I don't think they'd be able to stop me actually.
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Erha Volume 8 thoughts as they appear Part 20
I am so deeply concerned. I know Mo Ran isn't going to die here, there are at least three more books after this, but I don't know what's going to happen
Can I say something. The Tianyin Pavilion has been lauded as this pinacle of justice, completely unbiased, looking simply at the facts, all because the founder was a being who could be and do that. But the current heads are not that being. They are mostly human at this point if I'm remembering correctly. I just can't trust them to be as unobjective as everyone else is saying they are, if only because the one we have seen seems to be extremely eager to dish out punishments and take Mo Ran into custody. I don't trust this situation one bit.
Hi, I'd like to check back in to volume 4 where their biggest worries were helping a small village with a rice harvest.
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Erha Volume 8 thoughts as they appear Part 19
Mo Nian would have gotten exactly three days in the sect before Chu Wanning killed him
Telling these stories to themselves to make it easier to stomach what they'd done, but anyone else who here's it will ask, "why didn't you stop him then?"
Is it wrong that I'm deeply invested in Mo Ran killing these kids?
Hey, it's not like he'd been /planning/ to take Mo Nian's place
I do kind of love him torturing Madame Mo however. Does that make me a bad person?
Poor baby Mo Ran! Don't worry! You'll get to eat so many sweet things you'll grow sick of them!
I would like to fist fight the entirety of the House of Drunken Jade now please
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Erha Volume 8 thoughts as they appear Part 18
Frankly I would also want to burn that place to the ground
No. No no no. No. N. O. I know where this is going and I would rather not, thank you.
I think this'll be the last chapter for me today, I know it's only been two chapters, but I think that's enough for today
Mo Nian deserved worse than burning to death
And you know what, good for Mo Ran, he should absolutely get to burn that place to the ground
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Erha Volume 8 thoughts as they appear Part 17
I kind of love that iang Xi is a bit of a wild card
Please give a round of applause to the leaders of the cultivation world everyone, after all this they still want to pick a fight with a bed ridden twenty-something
Do we think that Zhen Congming is allergic to keeping his mouth shut? Because it feels like he might be
"-will not be hastily addressed." And yet, here you are, trying to address it in the same moment you bring it up
All Xue Meng wants is to go to bed, sleep for a year and wake up without anything else happening
Well. This can only go poorly
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Erha Volume 8 thoughts as they appear Part 16
"But you were so young! How could you remember?" Funny thing about a prolonged trauma like a month without food and people fighting each other for it, and your mother dying around that time, certain details tend to stick
Chu Wanning, saving Mo Ran, accidentally causing the younger to imprint on him like a baby duck
So apparently I need a fix-it fic where Mo Ran's mother survives and he gets to stay with Chu Wanning as a child. It might be difficult but I'm sure it's out there. And if it isn't... well it wouldn't be the first time I've written a fic for myself
So fuck the Madame right?
I say this genuinely. Mo Ran didn't burn that place down fast enough
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Erha Volume 8 thoughts as they appear Part 15
Xun Fengruo was almost certainly in love with Mo Ran's mother
So like, there is absolutely a fix-it fic out there where Mo Ran's mother live right? I need there to be a fic where his mother lives
I would like to kill Mo Ran's biological father. I would like to kill him post-haste. I know he's already dead. He needs to suffer more.
I need more of his mother in this series. She is *chef's kiss*. But also I don't want her in the series after this because I know it would only get more heart breaking from there
Excuse me? I think I picked the wrong stop? I thought I was getting warm, heartfelt, and fluffy. This is tourture (kidding, I know exactly what I signed up for)
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Erha Volume 8 thoughts as they appear Part 14
Am I just not allowed good things? I feel like what's going to be revealed is that Mo Ran killed this 'Mo Nian' in self defense or something
I'm thinking? I don't know, something isn't sitting right with me about all of this but I am getting increasingly nervous
He wouldn't do that to a maiden, because he's hella gay, but also because when he isn't being influenced by the flower of Decreased Impulse Control, he tends to have more of a kind hearted nature... usually
Aaaaahhhhhhh. This is just getting- I am scared of what happens next. I don't know what it is, but I am sure as fuck afraid
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