Zee Starfish Alien

You win some, you lore some. Ask me questions, read my random thoughts, figuring out humans as best I can. I will prolly spam sometimes @vanillacakeandchaos for my main hero series @therestofmywritingchaos for Tales of the Land and other wips/fanfics profile pic drawn by secretnecromancystuffidk

[zeestarfishalien]

Zee's Fic List

This is not all of them or all of my prompt responses but most of the main ones.

My Graveyard Song (DP x DC) Church Grim Danny AU: There’s an unmarked grave in the back of the Gotham City Cemetery (Is being updated both on Tumblr and on AO3) Here’s the link to the master post on tumblr

Satiate (DP x DC) Mature content mind the tags; Ghost Cannibalism AU: A gory horror comedy fic about Jason and Danny meeting and Jason learning there’s more to the dead than meets the eye. (On AO3 only, part of the “It’s a Ghost Eat Ghost World” series)

The Mysteries and Marvels of One Morgan Sterling S&D Tier Power Swap AU: a 5 things plus 1 fic The 5 times Morgan leaves Alex confused and the one time Alex actually gets answers (On AO3 now with companion fic!)

Another Duckin’ Day (DPxDC) Tim Drake x Danny Fenton; Tim is moving out of Wayne Manor into an apartment with his boyfriend. What does that have to do with ducks? (oneshot)

D-Day (DPxDC) Duke Thomas x Danny Fenton; Danny just so happened to forget to tell Duke a couple of maybe might possibly be semi-important things. 1. He's Phantom 2. Things get weird on the anniversary of his death. (oneshot)

All Dolled Up (DPxDC) Jasmine Fenton x The Outlaws (Red Hood, Starfire, and Arsenal); When Jazz ventures forth from Amity, she causes quite the stir, especially among a certain vigilante trio. (ongoing)

Peace was Never an Option (DPxDC); The Infinite Realms are taking matters into their own hands and outing the United States' sins to the world in an attempt to avoid war. A gift to Tathy for the BatPham server's 2022 Secret Santa!

Invasion of the Body Swapper (DPxDC): There's a new ghost in town. Jason gets more than a little caught up in the chaos. My gift to Arlie from the Batpham Discord Server for the 2023 Batpham Secret Santa event!

Tumblr: go to work AO3: go to work (DPxDC) one shot song fic of Danny overworking himself. It’s only mildly a crossover. Based on the song “go to work” by kiwifrooot

Things we shouldn’t start (DPxDC) one shot? fic with Danny as Duke’s attack falcon, aka the phalcon au. AO3: Like Holding a Couple of Grapes

DPxDC Week 2023 Masterpost

Demon Twins "the better twin" ficlet on Tumblr only: Here

Idk what to call this but it's essentially Danny taking on conner through mentorship after a misunderstanding with the rest of the league. Just a ficlet only here on Tumblr

[poppetsisters]

A crossover for the ages.

[poppetsisters]

Prequel

[poppetsisters]

The Climactic Battle

[asteroidtroglodyte]

What

[heyitsnyixie]

They're gay, Tumblr user asteroidtroglodyte.

[asteroidtroglodyte]

[vykodlak]

Obviously I love the bf to pieces but sleeping can truly be some trials and tribulations sometimes because he's the type of person who moves in his sleep + is difficult to wake up and this manifests in various random dangers to my person

[vykodlak]

Can't believe I forgot these two classics

[queenie435]

[daysleftofsecondterm]

what lovely artwork on 1,022 days left! LOVE the detailing on the eyes, VERY sparkly.

[pomegranateteeth]

sure fucking whatever man

[dragon-in-a-fez]

isn't that that Tolkien book

[gospelxforxthexfallenxones]

Ah yes, The Silmulsimultaniousatnululsy, a classic piece of Tolkien literature

[shower-phantom-ideas]

I know I have been dead for a while but I genuinely can’t stop thinking about the idea of tucker sam and danny working on a cgi project. Ir movie set

And danny being like in a state only they can see. Just helping them fake the script better because there is actually someone there. No one else can see him. So they look like 10/10

Like. They wanna get into a disney studio to look for a specific ghost. Skulker trying to get cgi added to his arsenal to lure phantom. But picked disney because it’s all they do or something. He seems the type to be lazy about not picking the best cgi just the most known.

Anyway I just can’t not picture sam and tucker showing off their abilities to do full one sided scenes. And danny just there doing the other role but only they can see him.

[demonic0angel]

Interest (click for clarity)

I’ve been extremely uninspired this entire summer, so I was unfortunately not that involved in MerMay this year 😔 thus, I finished this piece late.

Still, I hope you enjoy bull shark!Artemis being interested in napping Anger Management!

I imagine that when they wake up, they’re extremely surprised to see Artemis circling them, but would be very flattered once she starts busting out the fish skulls to court them XD

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

ask me about the difference between leopard/cheetah/jaguar print, it’s my field of expertise 

[woundedtoaster]

What is the difference? Please learn me a thing

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

cheetahs got dots! little dot dots i want to bop

leopards got filling. it’s cheetah 2.0. Cheetah on meth. look at that leopard shit. 

then there’s jaguar. Jaguar is madness. it took leopard print & decided wait. what if–MAW DOTS. it’s just leopard print with dots in the middle, it’s chaos

look at this bullshit

i’m angry just looking at it

so in ascending order: Cheetah < Leopard < Jaguar

C.L.J. someone come up with weird mnemonic for that, i’ve done enough work for you greedy bastards

[shakingmyfistatgod69420]

Cats love jazz

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

there it is

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Cats. Love. Jazz.

[imsodishy]

my favourite part of ao3 not having an algorithm is that i can click on any random fic, out of whatever curiosity (morbid or otherwise) i may have on a whim, knowing I won't spend the next three months having ''similar'' content constantly shoved in my face in a desperate attempt to keep me engaged while i stab the not interested button over and over with a growing rage bubbling beneath my skin

[timejoshi]

sex pollen is an integral part of the fanfiction ecosystem but i just don't think poison ivy would make anything that encourages procreation of even more humans. unless she figures out how to make the sex pollen same-sex specific or fertility-negating she's not making it at all. #philosophical

[timejoshi]

batman: throw your homosexual phytoaphrodisiac pollen wherever you like, pamela. it won't get past my rebreather. i've made sure of it. i learned my lesson the last time.

fujo poison ivy: how was it...

[the-autistic-spider]

PLS SOMEONE WRITE THIS

[orthoscheme]

supermarkets should have benches

[orthoscheme]

everywhere should have benches

[guerrillatech]

[toomuchdickfort]

[wulfhalls]

forever grateful i was simply too lazy to let the makeup industrial complex get its hooks in me. I was just like im not doing all of that. in fact. im doing none of that

[cumaeansibyl]

yeah I have political reasons for it now but my original and still most powerful reason is "I am not getting out of this bed one single second before I have to"

[zeestarfishalien]

Thank goodness I'm not the only one. Like, logically I knew I couldn't be the only one but it really feels like it sometimes.

Also, I lived out in the middle of nowhere for a significant portion of my childhood. Why would I put on make up? It just gets messed up, I'm gonna get covered in dirt. The animals don't care and no one is within a 4-mile radius of me except maybe my own family.

Makeup is the I have time and a reason to put it on. (Even if that reason is just for fun). And I am not throwing it out after it's expiration date if it is a powder. Pretty sure that's a scam to get you to buy new makeup more often. (Liquids maybe...like they can get funky too far past their expiration date. I'll still use them often up to a year after that tho. Sometimes longer).

[thememedaddy]

[thememedaddy]

[changelingsrule]

Big Business: Work as our slave, it will be great for your resume =)

Big Business: We don't count that as experience.

[depsidase]

[zeestarfishalien]

Everyone is all "Stainless Steel this! Stainless Steel that!" Can we go back to the metal that literally cleans itself? Pretty sure the only reason we don't use it is because it gets "ugly" (biased. I love old bronze). And probably because it's softer than steel.

Bronze is the OG. I love bronze. Lets go back to that for doors and cups and utensils. Gimme that raw bronze thx.

[zeestarfishalien]

The house I rent part of is a late 1800's house that has been turned into two apartments and a studio. Bronze door knobs.

I love that shit.

They are still intact. Still great. Beautiful beloved old bronze.

This house used to be a brothel. It's great.