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I need more Momo faces.
Miho did not move an inch with a tank firing towards her, not surprised since she is from nishizumi family
Hey, can you stop being tsundere for like two minutes to take the time to appreciate all the GuP commanders? ktgxbai.
MIHO NISHIZUMI - Master at the art of Gorilla warfare with over 300 confirmed matches. She will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth with Boko.Ā Youāre fucking dead, kiddo.
MAHO NISHIZUMI - NEE-CHAN OF THE BEST CHAN MOTHERFUCKER. No one can break through your heart and the enemyās defenses faster than this girl. She strikes fast and hard to get what she wants and you canāt do shit.
KATYUSHA - РаŃŃŠ²ŠµŃали ŃŠ±Š»Š¾Š½Šø Šø гŃŃŃŠø,Ā ŠŠ¾ŠæŠ»Ńли ŃŃŠ¼Š°Š½Ń наГ ŃŠµŠŗŠ¾Š¹.Ā ŠŃŃ Š¾Š“ŠøŠ»Š° на Š±ŠµŃег ŠŠ°ŃŃŃŠ°,Ā ŠŠ° вŃŃŠ¾ŠŗŠøŠ¹ Š±ŠµŃŠµŠ³ на ŠŗŃŃŃŠ¾Š¹. Sheās big. Sheās not bad. In fact sheās fucking adorable but would probably let you freeze in the winter.Ā
DARJEELING - You can hear fucking Eurobeat playing from outside her tanks because no matter what, the tea inside will never spill. Darjeeling is a fierce girl that wonāt take shit from anyone. Even Miho calls herĀ āMommyā since Miho has never defeated Darjeeling before. CUZ DARJEELING NEVER LOSES.
KAYĀ āThe BAEā - God bless the motherfucking U.S.A. cuz Kay is an absolute joy to this Earth. Rich in weapons, food, and noise, she will always make sure to overwhelm you in everything you fucking do because AMERICA IS THE LAND OF THE GREAT NOT THE LAND OF SHITTY FUCKS THAT DISCRIMINATE AGAINST OTHER PEOPLE. KAY ACCEPTS ALL. SHE LOVES ALL.
ANCHOVY - DUCE!Ā DUCE!DUCE!DUCE!DUCE!DUCE!DUCE!DUCE! PASTA!Ā PASTA!PASTA!PASTA!PASTA!PASTA!PASTA!PASTA!PASTA! GOD I WISH SHE WOULD WHIP ME
ALICE SHIMADA - So smart she skipped grades and so cute that she made peopleās heart skip as well. Alice is the soft, gentle, FUCKING BEAST THAT WILL DESTROY YOU AND EVERYONE YOU LOVE. Like a person doesnāt look down when stepping on ants, Alice will not look down when she kicks your sorry ass excuse of a tank out of the match. Fuck off you arenāt worth her time.
MIKA - She will Finnish the battle as quick as she can play the Kantele. That hat of hers only conceals her actual power level.Ā
KINUYO NISHI - She will fucking eat you alive. Thatās it.Ā
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Is anyone going to mention the sheer insane strength they gained?
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You know what? Since heterosexual people are called straight, Iām starting a petition for homosexuals to be called curved. All bi folks can be flamberge.
Straight.
Curved.
Flamberge.
I admit Iām not familiar with all the orientations, but feel free to educate me and Iāll try to find something that fits. Be a weapon. Fuck the system.
Pansexual people donāt discriminate, as far as I know. So basically theyāre all over the place. The first thing that popped into my mind was the urumi, which is a cool ass fucking sword whip and I love it to little pieces.
I didnāt even have to think about asexuals. Iāve been using swords for sexual folks, and asexuals arenāt always into that. They can be, but arenāt always. So, I picked something that hacks and cuts and slices but aināt a sword. Ace people, you are now axes.
Demiromantic people only fall for people whom they know intimately (I mean really well, you degenerates). So, I picked this thing because it takes a fuckton of practice to get good. Demis, take a bow.
Transgender means you are born one thing but identify as another. Well. Sounds like a confusing time, tbh. That reminds me of the pata, which is a gauntlet and sword all rolled into one.
Cisgender means that youāre born one thing and stick to it. This is a bamboo stick. You cut a piece of bamboo and then hit things with it. You get what you see, really. We even have a sport/martial art based on the activity.
Okay so genderfluid means your gender aināt fixed and can be anything at any time. That⦠sounds even more all over the place than pansexuality but hey who cares. You people get the lantern shield (why the Italians made this idk), as it is JUST as all-over-the-place.
Intergender means someone whose gender lies between male and female. You get the sidesword, which was a transitional weapon between the regular arming sword and the rapier. Note the development of a complex hilt, which gets cranked up to eleven in rapiers.
Androgyny refers to peeps who are simultaneously masculine and feminine, as far as I can tell. Folks, this is a matchlock rifle combined with an axe. Because itās badass. So are you.
This thing has 100 notes. Why does it have 100 notes. This has no business getting 100 notes.Ā
Dude, I made this silly little thing to help me remember all the different kindsa stuff. I keep forgetting them but the swords help.
Well, I hope this helps yāall choose your D&D weapon, if nothing else.
Iām writing this as there are 743 notes. You guys seem to really like this for some reason. I should tell you that I have little to no knowledge about all the different sexual orientations and gender identities there are. So if you identify with something and itās not here, you know why. I do know weapons, though, so Iāll try my best to accommodate as many as I can.
That being said, letās do this.
Polysexual refers to people who are attracted to more than one gender. Unlike pansexuals, they donāt like everything. So, something that does many things but not everything and no at all-over-the-place. This is a kukri, a multi-purpose survival tool used by the Gurkhas. Theyāre used in war, hunting, chopping wood, and come with little tools to sharpen your blade, start fires etc.
Genderflux is a gender identity in which the gender intensity varies over time. So sometimes youāre all āHELL YEAHā about it and sometimes youāreĀ āmehā. Katanas are like that. Theyāre hyped up to the moon but really, theyāre not all that special. Itās a sword that does what itās designed to do, and does it well, but it doesnāt cut through tanks and boulders. Which broke my heart, tbvh.
Greyromantics are those who can experience romantic attraction, but do so infrequently. This is a chakram, a flying frisbee of death. The outer edge is sharp and will slice well into exposed skin. You wonāt land a hit all the time, so the Sikh warriors carried multiple on them. But if they land, hoo boy.
Also, a bonus.
^ Just know that I cackled. Satan is happy.
So, seeing as how this thing just blew the fuck up, I feel the need to clarify something.
Flamberge refers to the shape of the blade. It is not the name of the sword.
Flamberge means flame-shaped sword. Itās weird and cool-looking and exists because some smith probably wentĀ āBecause I CANā one day. These things existed over a wide geographical area. From Germanyās flammenschwert zweihander:
To rapiers
The Persian shamshir
The Indian talwar
And, as pictured above, the Indonesian kris
So, all you raging bi people, youāre practically firebenders. Form a fire nation and change everything.
2403 notes guys you need to Stop This
That being said, another update.
For everyone who has yet to come out, you get the cane sword. Walk around with it and nobody will know. Unless you stab them.
And for those who donāt yet know what they are, Iām calling you all Rogues. So stealthy that not even you know whatās going on. As such, you get the bagh nakh, meaning tiger claw (tiger nail is the literal translation). You slip it on, putting the hoops through your index and pinkie, and voila, you can stealth slice stuff off people. Hidden blade whomāst?
Well. 6,500 notes. I didnāt know so many people liked swords and shit. Seriously, Iām glad you guys liked it so much, but this is the last update. I hope you enjoy it.
Maverique refers to a non-binary gender that exists outside of the orthodox social bounds of gender. This is a man-catcher, and it basically does what it says on the tin. It is a polearm, and was in use till as late as the 1700s. you stuck them around the waist or neck of people and caught them. Itās like Pokemon Go but for soldiers and city guards. From transporting prisoners to catching andĀ pushing off people trying to climb the walls of a castle, this was a very⦠unorthodox but versatile weapon.
Novigender refers to a gender that is super complex and impossible to describe in a single term. This is a balestrino. Also called an assassinās crossbow. Nobody fucking knows whether these were toys or actual weapons. Knowing the Italians, it was probably both. Itās about the size of a very large cucumber, if that. Certainly fits the bill.
Autosexual refers to people who arenāt usually sexually attracted to others and prefer touching themselves instead. Well, this one was hard, I wonāt lie. Something that can be used by itself without an aid⦠there are many things like that, but then I remembered the gada. Itās a kind of mace, very Indian, and you swing it around and hit shit with it. Sometimes they have nails or spikes at the end. Usually quite heavy, these ones seem to be in the 40 kilogram range.
So there you go. Joe bless you all.
If I got 1 USD for every note on this dumb post, itād equal 133 years of my monthly salary.
Guys, let this post go. Itās been months and I wake up to a random 500 notes.
Or at least reblog the full version. Sigh.
20,129 notes.
You crazy bastards. You absolutely mental fartblossoms. Twenty thousand, one hundred and twenty nine. Fuck me, I donāt even have as many strands of hair on my head! You utter assholes, dāyou know what happens when you take this kinda shit and run with it? Do you? Huh? Do you know what happens when you create demand this lustily?
SUPPLY FOLLOWS, YOU SORRY LOT OF OOMPA LOOMPAS.
SO SADDLE UP, AMIGOS, WEāRE GOINā FOR THIS RIDE AGAIN! AND FIRST ON THE LIST ARE AROMANTICS!
Itās the most often asked question in the notes (yeah, I read them all, you degenerates), and now I shall answer it. Aro people, embrace the most OP weapon of all time: the spear.
The spear has always gotten the shaft (hehe) and has been in the shadow of the sword. Why? Well, compare the number of magic swords youāve heard about against the number of magic spears. Try to imagine a knight saving a princess or slaying a dragon⦠with a spear. Exactly. Itās easier to romanticise the sword. And since the spear isnāt looked at in a romantic light, itās perfect for aromantic folk. Donāt worry, the reach advantage ensures that youāll pwn sword-wielders most of the time. Poke away!
@petermorwoodā asked me what these things might represent. For those who donāt know, this a triple-bladed katar. Iād say this represents multigender people rather nicely. Multigender folk have more than one gender identity (bi, tri, quad, quint, poly, pan). Why bother having one when you can catchĀ āem all?
Agender is basically not identifying as any gender, period. While all the entries so far have been cutty, stabby, hacky and smashy types, this particular weapon aināt about that life. Shields are boss (hehe) because while they donāt do any of that, they can still fuck you up. Perfect to have for a neutral party. Or even home defence.
Thatās it from me, Tumblr. Iām glad youāve kept this dumbass thing alive for as long as you have, and Iām very, very grateful. Please donāt take this to 30k. Ok?
āPlease donāt take this to 30k,ā he says, as if people in this hellhole actually listen.Ā
Whereās that one post about how LGBT stands for Longsword Glock Bat Taser???
I just created a catch your breath fanart board
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Catch Your Breath
Anyone who doesnāt want to make Tobiramaās eyelashes white bc theyāre black in canon,,, you fool,,, thatās the mascara,,, we all know he wears eye makeup they could be any color underneath
Honestly you canāt even make out his eyelashes, just his black eyeliner:
A casual look with no bottom liner:
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Yet another Naruto Fanfiction Recommendation.Ā
Get ready for feels of all shapes and sizes as Naruto reinvents him/herself. And drags the rest of Konoha along for the ride.
I didnāt know what I was getting into when I clicked on this link. But it hit some soft oozy spots, along with lending strength and definition to our favorite characters.
Fanfic Recommendation: Naruto
How to Make a Team (series) by Pleasedial123.
https://archiveofourown.org/series/1225901
This series will have you in a fit of laughter from start to end.Ā
Its a wonderful fresh take on the āre-imagining of Team Sevenā trend told entirely from Kakashiās point of view.
Adorable baby bad-ass? Check. Mother Hen Kakashi? Check. Wildly confused Konoha 12? Also check.
Okay this might just be the most far-fetched theory Iāve ever come up with and thereās no actual proof that this happened but justā¦hear me out okay?
Letās present the facts before I present the actual theory:
We know that Iroh is fairly old, definitely older than Ozai as indicated both by his hair color and the fact that heās the first-born son and should have been the heir to the throne.
Speaking of that throne, the Fire Nation royal family looks like this:
Sozin ā> Azulon (Father of Ozai/Iroh) ā> Ozai and Iroh ā> Zuko and Azula
Meaning that Sozin, the man who started the war, is only two generations ahead of Iroh. Heās Irohās grandfather.
We also know that Sozin was in his eighties the first time the comet came around. Iām just saying ā he was old. So it stands to reason that his son, Azulon, would have been an adult during this time. Meaning itās entirely possible that his wife could have been old enough to give birth to Iroh during this time.
Now that would make Iroh 100 years old during the series which seems completely insane but remember something important: People grow to insanely old ages in Avatar!
Proof:
Kyoshi: Died at 150
Bumi: Is 112 and still a badass
Sozin: Died at 102
Guru Pathik: His age is unknown but he was a Gyatsoās friend/confidant so he has to be over 100.
We also know that Iroh was fit both physically, mentally, and spiritually so yeah this guy could have definitely been 100 years old during the series.
Okay so weāve established the fact that Iroh could have theoretically been born 100 years before the series began. Who cares?Ā
I do. Because I donāt just think that he was born roughly 100 years before the series began. I think that Iroh was born during a very specific moment.
And before I outright state the theory, I want to remind you all of the most important factor here: The World of Avatar is centered around the theme of reincarnation.
So hear me out:
Nobody likes thinking about what happened during the Fire Nationās invasions of the Air Temples (unless youāre @tashiandnimaā in which case you write an entire amazing comic about it; seriously go read it). But as painful as it is, we have to think about the invasion for this theory.
We know that there was one fateful day when a comet shot across the sky and Sozin used the resulting power to send his armies to the Air Temples in order to wipe the airbenders out. So just imagine that.Ā
Imagine the monks all fighting to the best of their ability (theyāre pacifists after all; they didnāt have an army).
Imagine Gyatso taking down dozens of soldiers but eventually being killed himself.
And imagine, hundreds of miles away, at that exact moment, Prince Azulonās son is born.
Yep.
My theory is that
This kind, spiritual, and lovable teacher/father-figure:
Was reincarnated into this kind, spiritual, and lovable teacher/father-figure:
(Hey, Bryke originally wanted Gyatso to be reincarnated into Momo and I frankly think this does his character a lot more justice.)
Which suddenly puts a whole new spin on this scene:
And now Iām in tears.