Did all those old tweets disappear?
Why do they pretend 2009 didn’t happen?
Beginning of the path that led them here
An origin full zebras and glabellas
Maybe they will react one day
To the first one
(Phil is not)
Maybe they’ll reenact the way
They started
(On fire)
It’s the phandom and we’ll ship if we want to
Ship if we want to
We’ll ship until we know that Phan is canon
We’ll phantasize about the lives of two grown men
Maybe if we weren’t so god damn mad
They wouldn’t try so hard to protect their image
If we didn’t make that fic so bad…
They’d still be acting like they did six years ago
Maybe we should just let this go
Literally
That won’t happen
Maybe they’ll tell us when they know
They’re ready
Please be ready
It’s the phandom and we’ll ship if we want to
Ship if we want to
We’ll ship until we know that Phan is canon
We’ll phantasize about the lives of two grown men
I’m crafting, I’m crying, it feels like I’m dying
I’m crafting, I’m crying, it feels like I’m dying
I’m crafting, I’m crying, it feels like I’m dying
I’m dying
I’m dying
It’s the phandom and we’ll ship if we want to
It’s the phandom and we’ll ship if we want to
It’s the phandom and we’ll ship if we want to
Ship if we want to
We’ll ship until we know that Phan is canon
We’ll phantasize about the lives of two grown men
It’s the phandom
It’s, it’s the phandom
It’s the phandom
It’s, it’s the phandom
It’s the phandom and we’ll ship if we want to, ship if we want to
In honor of the Phan anniversary tomorrow, here is another parody, yay! As before, I’m really not claiming to be a good singer or anything… You guys just seem to prefer the songs with audio.
If you haven’t seen my first one, you can find it here (btw, it’s better than this one I think, and it’s to the music of Toxic)
areudirty
jbbartram-illu
izzy806
dailybridgerton
baratheonpilled
stormborns
