Kanye West went shopping in Tesco with his four children, North, South, East, and Barack.
While Kanye is searching for Kanye’s favorite brand of oatmeal, he spots his friend George in the distance, he calls for Goerge but alas George is an old man and can not hear him, Kanye decides to walk over to George.
“Daddy its me!” Kanye exclaims
“That voice! Why it can only be...” George says to himself before turning around, waving at Kanye West as soon as he sees him.
Once Kanye gets in range he decides to hug his old friend Goerge, closing his eyes and smiling. It has been quite some time since he met George so naturally he was very happy... But then something felt wrong... Something felt... Off... Kanye opened his eyes, still hugging Goerge, Kanye looks at the trolley in front of him... The one that belongs to George...
Kanye’s expression changed when he sees the old man’s (Goerge) trolley.... It is filled to the brim with Duracell AA Batteries. Kanye pushes George away, tears in his eyes and anger in his heart.
“Wha... What’s wrong Kanye?” George asks with a worried look on his face
“You know what’s wrong jerkface....” Kanye says through the tears, Kanye inhales angrily and yells “NO ONE MAN SHOULD HAVE ALL THAT POWER”
Goerge’s face changes from a worried look to an evil grin...
---Continued in part 2 (soon to come)---