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I'm aves n I like 2 draw

[gnarlygnat]

one time at a wax museum i thought one of the tour guides was a wax person cuz they were just standing there not moving so i go up to them like “who the fuck is this supposed to be” then they just looked at me and laughed

[skyonisauce]

[stimman4000]

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[deathwarlock]

[yuumiz]

[beatboxbully]

thank god we’ve all collectively forgotten about baldi’s basics, right? no one’s drawing the bald green guy sexy again, right?

[kajbsdfhgioigjhfdsahjsid]

hey alex

[kajbsdfhgioigjhfdsahjsid]

I want to play a game. 

Underneath one out of the three of these red cups is a piece of personalized sexy baldi fanart created by yours truly, specifically for you. Choose either 2 cups without the art under it, you win, and I spare your life. Choose the wrong cup, and you pay the ultimate sacrifice. Failure to come to a decision results in immediate execution. 

Choosing the sexy baldi art is a 1/3 chance.

Make your decision. 

Or end your life. 

[beatboxbully]

*I am fucking sweating* J-Jesus Christ… you— you don’t have to do this. You know that, right? Is this some kind of fucking.. sadistic prank, or something? It’s not funny— knock it off! I—I.. *gulps* Fuck… shit, okay.. uh.. *I tap the tops of the cups as if that would be any indicator of what’s under them* FUCK! Fine, okay, I choose the first one on the left, Jesus christ!

[kajbsdfhgioigjhfdsahjsid]

[thyrell]

skyrim demastered argonian is the nicest looking videogame character of all time

[thyrell]

this guy would never hurt me

[thedreamthieves]

there’s a certain type of sexism u only see if u have brothers…even if it’s not stated, it’s always expected for daughters to be a caregiver and do more housework than the boys in the home. and when sons DO step up and do half as much they’re automatically given praise for things we don’t even get a simple thank you for. they’re also given a thousand times more freedom…it’s truly incredible to witness lmao

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

Damn baby that iron defiencincy looks so sexy on you… hey wake up

[pinklovehearts]

noo don’t faint ur so pretty haha

[forbiddenfloppydisc-deactivated]

[dairypropaganda]

7 year olds when a teachers phone goes off in class

[smallrat36wagon-deactivated2021]

thisbgoes off its funy mother fucker

[kaijuno]

College kids when the profs phone goes off in class

[bongfullofblood]

me age 6

*takes a coupon* *takes a coupon* *takes a coupon* *takes a coupon* *takes a coupon*

[trashboat]

dollar store got wise and started charging for broom handles and the broom head, trying to charge me $5 for the whole deal, 3 for the handle and 2 for the head.

i said fuck that because while they thought they were getting smart, they were dumb enough to write that they had over 1500 different products on the front of the store, which tells me that the cashier who works for close to minimum wage is n e v e r checking up on what each individual item costs and how it’s sold

so i put the broom handle and matching head together and kept my hand on the handle, a subtle move to hide the second barcode, saving me three dollars, and the confidence to walk out like i own the place

[trashboat]

me, in the housewares aisle trying to think 19 moves ahead and exactly what my alibi will be for the police:

the cashier:

[unregistered-hypercam2-deactiva]

[fullymechanized-consoomer]

[go-commit-breathnt]

[opossummypossum]

[lotad]

[grimauxiliatrixofficial]

op: *knock knock*

them:

:V

:V :V :V :V :V

[oocsimpsonsbotnet]

[mattressblowoutsale]

Itd be funny as fuck if the world operated like how people with social anxiety think it does. Like what if you got on a bus and everyone was like wow look at that piece of shit loser. Get off the bus you ugly bastard