inscrutable complaining

30s, she/her, rambling

[klaasje]

really good text from my sister in law

[marogarreh]

(☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞ DISCO ELYSIUM  ▴  11/–

[madredhattie]

turtle school

[madredhattie]

[ragsy]

"Yeah hold on, let me change out of my work clothes" [undoes a single button on my hawaiian shirt and nothing else]

[glamwisegamgee]

obsessed with this search result for “yearning stock photo”

[animesemplemcpherson]

i am kind of ready to move on from disgruntled pikachu as my pic on here but idk what i would replace them with

[animesemplemcpherson]

all the things i love about the Decemberists are the things that people make fun of them for. I think it's good when songs are about doing revenge during the age of sail, or writing to your sweetheart who is in the Civil War, or about having a crane wife, or about secret agents having an affair during the Cold War. and also there's accordions.

[arden-in-the-garden]

I had a dream last night that the Decemberists guy put out a new song that was him announcing the band was breaking up, but the song was also his like detailing his future career path, and it was an excruciatingly granular 13.5 minutes of him explaining to us in detail that he was going to become a world renowned marionette maker and like the steps he was going to take to complete this (step 1 was learn to spin flax to make his own cord, step 2 was learn whittling to create his own puppets, step 3 to make his own paints, etc etc. He was going for that vertical slice sort of thing) All the while someone was shouting in the background I DON'T WANNA BREAK UP and WHO'S GOING TO GET MY ACCORDION because apparently there was a custody battle happening for that?? But as it turned out the song was too much of a banger and people wouldn't let them quit and also he had like horrible arthritis in his hands that was preventing him from making the shit so they announced within the week that the band was actually back together and The Marionette Maker's Heart's Desire was like their new #1 hit

[animesemplemcpherson]

I made the most half-assed koshari today. It turned out pretty good but I did things that I don’t want Egyptians to know about

[strawberrydykke]

opened up ravelry to look at patterns and the very first thing i saw was

The Garment by Robert Cole

[darthnostra]

Enough about your blorbos for a minute: who are your siblings’ blorbos? Reblog with your blorbos-in-law!

[plaidos]

do you ever see skinny fanart of a character you had never imagined as skinny in your whole life

[plaidos]

who on earth is giving harry dubois pecs……

[dimetrodone]

The Great Gatsby

[dahlia-molinas]

everyone clutching their pearls over emily wilson's scathing review of nolan's the odyssey... some of you haven't worked in academia and received scathing peer reviews that keep you up at night and make you question your whole existence and it shows

[innerchildabortionclinic]

no one knows if watching a new tv show is possible

[sunwurm]

sometimes i'm like yay i love being a sick pervert hooray and then somehow from four circles of mutuals away i see the victor wembanyama of freakdom shooting threes and i realize im not there at all im not even on a college team im playing a pick up game at the y on a weekday

[rorytunes]

ENDING MY NEGATIVE SELF TALK:

I can't sing -> I have the interesting vocal qualities of Bob Dylan

Everybody hates how weird I am - My aloof and unconventional demeanor is Dylanesque

I'm short -> I am the same height as Bob Dylan

I dress inadequately for the seasons -> I am mastering my Freewheelin' Bob Dylan Strut

Everybody boos my guitar playing -> I am finding my footing in the world of "Going Electric"

[animesemplemcpherson]

@gwenfrankenstien