no sleep

i am egg

[twinktveit-deactivated20150718]

what have we done omg

[animetrashu-blog]

we did it. we became our otp

and rolf is our #1 fangirl

[charmdog]

my heart says yes but my mom says no

[tytoalbion]

Congratulations, your Dad level is now 55!

Manliness increased by 2

Dad Humor increased by 5

Sneeze Volume increased by 7 decibels

Ability to Relate to Kids decreased by 1

Need to Buy Lottery Tickets increased by 2

New joke unlocked: “Hi Bored, I’m dad!” New ability available for purchase: Power Sneeze

[garden-of-everything]

[animetrashu-blog]

 so when i was younger, i had this intense fear of the bathtub faucet because my earliest memory of bathtubs, was poking my finger in the faucet only to be poked by something sharp so after that i was too terrified to get close to the faucet in the tub for fear of a snake coming out and biting me

[animetrashu-blog]

FUCKIGN SPIDWERS MANN LIKE WAT THE ACVTUAL FUCK

[endoshan]

WAKE UP POTTER

WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO

[roxanneprogram]

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OkCupid is wild

Original post by talizorah-vas-rannoch.

[masasei]

toot toot

[sxxorangecounty]

[xamyachok]

original

[gazeofcthulhu]

when you see your notp on your dash

[cuntamination]

[whycrywhenucandie]

[macarani925]

I walked outside to find this little shit taking a nap and eating flowers

[catboyselsel]

[duplexity-blog]