Dinosaurs*

*This blog has nothing to do with dinosaurs. I'm Al (not a.i.). 🔞 He/Him. 34. I guess I’m “that strawberry post guy” now? @urdreambear is the bf. BLM 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🍉 Bi/Ace

[tytoalbion]

Girls…are like strawberries

[tytoalbion]

Sometimes they are in the grocery store

[oneheadtoanother]

[tachyon-log]

(USAmerican trying to imagine a societal environment) Okay, so picture a highway,

[fishmech]

inability to correctly perceive 3d objects is in fact far more dangerous when someone is driving a car next to you then when they're like, sending emails to you.

[bunniope]

can we focus on the gnome for a second

[bunniope]

wait sorry i was not wearing my glasses. that is a cat

[ladyofspoons]

these are the people i have to share a highway with

[fyterx]

[ppups]

[sidhepock]

Kyrios, the Inquisitor

[thelambliesdown1974]

everyone on the block hates me because I have to take my pet loose sheet of aluminum siding on a walk every day at 3am

[cerastes]

People don’t even say w00t anymore.

[cerastes]

This sux00rz…

[internetgreatesthits]

[mono-red-menace]

[trollitics]

[classicalmonoblogue]

Apparently the dude who runs the crematorium is just fundamentally confused about how advertising works. He actually thought that the way you made an ad was you found a picture that got people’s attention … and then also included information about your company. He was genuinely surprised and baffled when people thought there was any relationship between the (independently nonsensical) captioned image and his cremation business. There were two more ads in the series that are equally, just… so much…

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[cornerof5thandvermouth]

this is somehow incredibly effective tbh

[demonspices]

commission for ArukOrc on twitter (April 16, 2021)

[skittypilled]

so i put my hands up theyre playing my song the evil skull flies away

[bouirt-deactivated20190517]

@oribochi1

[dreadwedge]

As a transsexual woman 👩 who has had multiple experiences ‼️ I have found 🔎 that the biggest block of cheese 🧀 is usually the one ☝️ that has the largest size 📈

[dreadwedge]

mature content

[pokemonbattletournament]

[jakemorph]

youre an olympic level hater. i respect it.

they asked me to represent my country in the sport of hating i said no. i hate my country

[fujoshiwarrior]

(replying to my mutual's post about their day) We have to kill the people who make you suffer

[squenble]

whenever my friend sends a picture of her dogs i always compress them in mspaint

[fizzledlines]

nidoking vs rhyhorn