This is based off of s5 ep.17 of boy meets world, you’re the stand in for Angela (I love her)
Corey and Shawn were at their lockers getting stuff for Feenys class, Shawn looks at Corey and says “I’ll give you a million dollars if you and Topanga get back together.”
Corey raises his eyebrows and closes his locker, turning to Shawn with crossed arms “You don’t have a million dollars.” Shawn peirces his lips while him and Corey start to walk to mr Feenys class.
“If I have the money is none of your concern, answer the question, if I give you a million dollars will you patch things up with Topanga.” Shawn says to the Brillo haired boy next to him.
Corey sighs ‘this is harder on Shawn then me and Topanga.’ Corey thought. “I’m not the one who needs selling, talk to them Shawn.” Corey states
“I already talked to Topanga, she said two million!” Shawn counters, Corey turns to him with shock on his face.
“Why does she get two million?! And you talk to her but not Y/n?” Corey says the last part lightly but Shawn heard him.
“Because Topanga isn’t my ex, and besides what difference does it make I don’t even have lunch money!” Shawn sighs as the friends pass the janitor Freddie on the way to Mr. Feenys class.
“Look Shawn, I know me and Topanga not being together upsets you, if upsets me! It’s not exactly a party for me either, but you have to leave it alone. Yes I know you’re bummed about Y/n breaking up with you but you have to focus on more pleasant things, Like the space program!” Corey tells Shawn as he rolls his eyes and throws his hands up slightly.
“You don’t get it Cor, you, me, Y/n, and Topanga we’re the only consistent things in my life, besides I’m not gonna go up to y/n and apologize, you’re crazy!” Shawn exaggerated
“You’re giving me a headache Shawn.” Corey says
“My bleeding intestines mean nothing to you?” Shawn states as he bumps into the janitor, Shawn didn’t know when he got by them. “Sorry, didn’t see you there”
The janitor whips his head back to glare at Shawn and continues to push his creepy waste bin. “It looks could kill, I’d be dead-“ “what are you doing in my seat?” Shawn is confused normally he sits in the back now Corey’s making him sit in between him and Topanga.
“I’ll spend a week in the creepy janitors basement if you and Topanga get back together.”
“I’ll spend a month down there if you and Y/n get back together, Turn around Feenys gonna know we’re talking!”
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Shawn’s obsessed with you and Cor, you know that?” Y/n says to Topanga as they open their notebooks, Topanga places her pencils on her desk as she spoke.
“I think it’s kinda sweet, Corey loves you and Shawn, you know that?” Topanga says as she flips through her notebook to a blank page. “It’s kind of annoying”
Y/ns eyebrows furrowed, why would Topanga say that?
“What’s going on with you panga?”
“Nothing, I’m kinda glad you and Shawn are broken up, you guys are madly in love, me and Corey couldn’t live up to you guys.” Topanga sighs.
“Who asked you guys too?”
“That’s why he broke up with me.”
“What, it’s my fault now?!”
Topanga cringes realizing how that sounded “I didn’t mean it like tha-“ she starts but gets interrupted by Kenny asking to borrow her pencil, Topanga went to give it to him when Shawn jumped in
“A pencil, you’re using the ‘borrow a pencil’ line? That’s older than Feeny! Their not divorced, it’s just a trial separation man! No one has borrowed more pencils than Shawn hunter, No one.” Shawn says as Corey pulls him back in his seat.
“He was just asking for a pencil!” Y/n says
Shawn turns to her “I know what he was asking for, and if he asks for it again, I’ll shove that pencil right through his heart, you hear me Kenny?!”
Feeny turns around with a roll of his eyes “we’ll return to the young and restless right after a quick vocal lesson, here it is, shut up!” He tells the class annoyance laced in his voice.
“Mr. Feeny, I’m sure you recall the pain of being stabbed in the back by a girlfriend.” Shawn says
“I didn’t stab him! He stabbed me!”
“Oh come on! I’d stab myself before I ever stab you Topanga.” Corey says
Y/n rolls her eyes “Yeah, right sure you will Corey.”
Corey turns to Kenny “Give me that pencil Kenny.”
“Alright that’s it! This class will not be more interested in the romantic going-ons of it’s students than whatever the hell I’m teaching!” Feeny slams his scissors on the desk the noise makes Shawn jump.
He tells Corey and Topanga to move to opposite sides of the class room, separating them farther much to Shawns annoyance.
“Mr. Feeny, I don’t think you grasp the importance of ours and their separations!” Shawn says as Feeny rolls his eyes
“No but I can grasp the fact the five of you spend more time bickering then listening to me teach! I’m sick of it! Now anymore outlandish distractions and all five of you get detention! Now sit down and pay attention!” He says as he turns to continue writing Shakespeare on the chalkboard.
Kenny turns to Y/n “Do you have an extra pencil Y/n?” he asks.
“NO!” Shawn glares at Kenny, suddenly the classroom door bangs open and the janitor empties the trash and points to all of them before leaving.
“I didn’t think seniors still got detention.” Corey says as he slides into a desk Y/n nodding along in agreement.
“They do when they act like two year olds.” Feeny says with is hands clasped in front of him.
“They do when they act like two years old” Y/n mocked Feenys words, Feeny lifts a brow
“Miss Y/L/N I suggest you wait to mock someone until they are not standing right BEHIND you.” Feeny says
Y/n lowers her head “Sorry I’m not in my normal seat.”
“Where are you going?” Shawn asks
“Well, unlike you I’m not in detention, I have to call your parents but don’t think for a second my absents from this room doesn’t mean you’re not being watched.” With that he leaves the teens alone.
“All I wanted was a pencil.” Kenny says with a shrug of his shoulders.
“Oh shut up Kenny, You’re lucky to even be here!” Corey bites back
“Really because I don’t see it as luck Corey.”
Y/n gets up and Shawn subconsciously follows her movements to the door.
“Where are you guys going?” Topanga asks Y/n
“Well if we’re going to be stuck here I’m going to my locker to grab my Walk-man and a book.” “And I’m getting my cheese products.”
Shawn goes to twist the knob but it doesn’t turn, he tries again and turns to his friends
“Feeny locked us in here! Can you believe it?!” Shawn throws his hands up in the air.
She rolls her eyes. “He can’t do that it’s against the Jeniva Detention Convention!” Corey says
Y/n taps Shawn and they run to their desks a few seconds later the janitor appears at the door.
“Hey Jingles! Do you have the key?” Shawn makes a key turning motion with is hands, The janitor holds up a ring of keys.
“Awesome! Can you let us out?” Y/n asks but he walks away.
“Oh come on man!” “This is weird Y/n.” “You think?!”
Just then the map covering the chalkboard snaps up Y/n points to the board in horror
Written in blood ‘YOU’LL NEVER GET OUT ALIVE!’
Everyone looks on in horror.
“It’s OK. It’s OK.” Corey tries to calm Topanga down, He turns to Shawn with wide eyes and whispers ‘Help me!’ Shawn smirks
“What did you say to him?” Topanga asks
“Obviously not or she wouldn’t have asked”
“Alright!” Corey says delighted
“What’s going on!” Topanga asks
Y/n and Shawn turn to eachother nodding “It’s Feeny!”
“It’s not me!” Topanga says not hearing her friend
“No, She means it’s Fenny behind all this!” Shawn says as Y/n nods in agreement.
“How are you guys so calm? How are you guys not freaking out right now?” Kenny asks bewildered at the two.
“Oh trust I am, I’ve seen too many horror movies to know not to let it cloud my judgment, it’s how you die.” Y/n responds
“THERE’S BLOOD ON THE BLACKBOARD SHAWN, I don’t think it’s because Feeny ran outta chalk!” Topanga points
“It’s fake Panga-” “It’s all fake! Feeny’s pulling some elaborate hoax.” Shawn finished for Y/n as she nods
“And why does Feeny do anything? To teach us a lesson. I just haven’t figured out this lesson though.” Y/n says in deep thought.
“You’re nuts! This is NUTS Y/n/n! It makes no sense” Topanga says holing on to Corey who had a smug look on his face.
“It does when you’ve seen as many horror movies as me and Shawn, It’s all classic; The blood, the locked doors, the spooky janitor, and our soon to be first victim.” Y/n and Shawn motion to Kenny who was on the other side of the room
“Come on it’s certainly not gonna be one of us.” Corey says the rest of the group laughing in agreement.
Just then they heard a beat in the hallway, Y/n froze and clung to Shawn as he smirked and looked down at her.
“Alright horror experts, WHAT’S THAT?” Topanga screeched pointing to the door.
“That’s the sound of our beating hearts, it signifies our heightened senses and the fact something horrible is about to walk through that door!” Everyone tenses waiting for the horrible sight.
The door swings to reavel Eric Matthews and Jack Hunter, both Y/n and Shawns jaw dropped to the floor.
“HIDY, HO everybody!” Eric waves with a stupid smile
“How’d you open the door?”
The question fell upon deaf ears as Jack noticed the blackboard “Echhh, There’s blood on the board.”
“We’ve noticed Jack thank you.” Y/n snaps as she lets go of Shawns arm much to his dismay.
“What are you guys doing here?” Shawn asks his brother.
“Well, Jack and I had a hankering for some hoops, I missed that old John Addams locker room y’know.” Eric explains.
“Diddya see Feeny out there?” Corey asks
“No not a soul, It was actually kinda creepy.” Jack shudders
“Creepy? Why creepy? Why’s it creepy?!” Topanga frantically asks
“Uhhhh, I think it has something to do with that weird old janitor.” “We knew it!”
“Anyways we finished hooping and went to the locker room to change and he was in there pushing his weird squeaky waste basket.”
“Ohhh, blood came out of the showers.” Eric says as Topanga gasps facing you.
“This is exactly like that classic me and Y/n saw ‘Blood in the showers’.” Shawn says and Y/n agrees remembering the movie they watched on their 5th date.
“This isn’t the janitor! It’s the work of an evil mastermind!”
“Absolutely Feeny” Y/n and Shawn high-five
“Therefore Kenny has to be our first victim!” Y/n points out Kenny to Eric and Jack who both nod in agreement
“I really wish you’d stop saying that Y/n”
Jack gets up “So what is he trying to do? Feeny always teaches us lessons.” He asks the group.
“He knows detention doesn’t scare us like it used to when we were kids, so he turned the school into a chamber of horrors!” Corey concludes
“Feenys house of horrors” Y/n laughs getting a glare from Topanga
“That doesn’t scare me! Nothing scares me! And Topanga and Y/n don’t belong to you or your best bud Cor anymore. So if i want a pencil I’ll ask for a pencil!” Kenny shoves his finger into shawns chest.
Suddenly the lights turn off and Y/n screams moving closer to Shawn, Then just as fast they’re back on Eric in Jacks arms, Topanga screams and covers her mouth.
“No, No, No, You scream when the lights go off not on, it takes from the first scare.” Shawn says putting a hand on Topangas arm.
She screams again and points, You all follow her arm and see Kenny with the giant pencil in his forehead, his body suddenly slumps to the floor leaving a trail of graphite.
Corey walks up “We’ll always remember he was this tall.” And everyone screams and runs out of the classroom.
