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She/her - 16 - ACAB - I rant a lot sorry

[yourclumsyguardianangel]

everyone is talking ab the last episode and i just posted stoner headcanons i really do just live in my own world

[yourclumsyguardianangel]

pjo stoner addition

im wicked stoned rn so here are pjo stoner headcanons

percy:

doesnt smoke

ppl say he has stoner vibes but he most likely wouldnt bc of big fat nasty smelly ugly gabe

he doesn’t really mind his friends smoking but he doesnt partake

annabeth

very much occasionally

sometimes when she visits piper or frank she smokes

jason

smoked sometimes with piper when they were together

greened out his first time

piper

for sure a stoner

her and shel just chilling out on the back porch in the early morning and smoking and them making breakfast together❤️❤️

or them laying out in the grass in their backyard watching the stars and smoking a fatty cuddled up together❤️❤️

i love lesbians (i am one)

leo

doesnt smoke occasionally but not a stoner either

maybe has a pack of pre rolls he smokes throughout a couple weeks

smokes when he hangs with piper and shel or frank

hazel

not her thing

smoked once with piper, greened out, had a panic attack, and never did it again and they both decided to never speak of it again

she also really doesnt like the taste

frank

said this in my last headcanons post and ill say it again

STONER

he is very responsible with it though, he has duties he cant he high for like training and uh…politics???

type to have the bong hanging out on the coffee table

prefers to smoke by himself and at night (prefers a calm atmosphere when smoking)

respects percy so when percy comes to visit he’ll air out his place, light a candle, and put his paraphernalia away

nico

also not his thing

he hasnt tried and most likely never will

he doesnt like the smell

usually will hang with percy and hazel when the others smoke

will

very occasionally

only if they’re hanging with EVERYONE

before anyone says ‘BUT HE’S A MEDICAL PROFESSIONAL’….girl….bffr

on that note bc he’s an emt he doesnt smoke often at all

reyna

she smokes occasionally, with piper and frank

even when she smokes she doesnt smoke a lot, maybe three, four puffs and she’s done

[yourclumsyguardianangel]

rick understands teenagers more than the adults who read his books when they were teenagers

[yourclumsyguardianangel]

the seven + a few others future headcanons

percy:

becomes a high school teacher

teaches high school marine biology (idk how it is in other schools but when we hit sophomore year we got to choose different bio classes ie: marine bio, ag bio, med bio + regular bio)

also teaches the mythology elective and is the swim team coach

annabeth:

we already know this queen is an architect with obvious inspiration from greek architecture

learns how to make blue food for percy and their kids from sally

has traveled all over the world looking at different architecture

learns the basics of many languages so shes able to communicate with the locals

her and leo team up to build a small school near camp half-blood for year rounders so everyone can learn consistently but dw they get summers off

piper:

love her but shes a nepo baby

she doesnt act like it tho

”are you tristan mcleans daughter?” “who?”

loves her dad to bits but does not like being seen out in public by the paparazzi

marries shel, they dont have kids tho, neither of them want to bring any into the world especially with america’s downfall and the government erasing women and poc rights

is basically leos big sister atp

leo:

him and calypso dont last, maybe a year and a half in they split bc calypso wants to explore the world and leo is very emotionally unstable and calypso has a hard time understanding

they end on good terms but dont ever talk unless its with a group of friends

he goes into a trade to become a mechanic and owns his own shop

starts smoking cigarettes/vaping

his friends dont really approve but they understand he cant quit just yet as hes not in a mental space to do so

goes to therapy with a psychologist whos a demigod that specializes in grieving and war trauma

they all go to therapy but hes the last one to do it

he’s still the ‘happy go lucky’ guy hes always been but as he gets closer w the others they start to see the true sadness in him

piper and him grow a lot closer after jason died and have a big sister little brother relationship

hazel:

my girl stays at camp jupiter

takes nicos place at camp

horse trainer

her and frank also dont work out as a romantic relationship, they felt that the age gap was too much after frank turned 18 and hazel was 15 theyre still friends tho

hazel often visits leo in his shop

as much as leo reminds her of sammy, through therapy she has recognized that theyre separate people and to not push all her past feelings for sammy onto leo

not only does she train horses but she also teaches little kids basic math, science, and history to the younger kids

they all call her ms. hazel

she prefers to teach the really young kids (age 4-7)

wears her hair in different braid styles after BOO

frank:

my friggin HOMIE

i relate to frank a lot personality wise

therefore i think hed be a 4/20 fanatic after BOO

hes not stoned during training or during important camp duties

but otherwise you try talkin to him and you dont really notice until you look and see the far off look and red eyes and he just goes “huh?”

other than that hes a great leader

after he gets his cool new look from mars he takes really good care of his body including consistent exercise and eating really healthily (maybe he has a soft spot for fast food when hes hi)

him joining the military does not make sense to me

he lost his mom to war, and he was in one himself, idk about you but i would not wanna join the military after being the main character in a war

he studies to be a veterinarian for exotic animals

when no one is around he shifts into the animal to find out whats wrong

”dr. zhang prefers to work by himself” “why” “idk but hes always right, if it aint broke dont fix it”

jason:

rip home-slice

nico:

my other homie

my guy does not get taller than 5’8

stays at camp during the summer to train the new and old kids

him and will get a house together

teaches history at the camp school

cat dad (5 cats and counting)

will:

takes nicos last name when they marry bc its cooler

him being a doctor doesnt click w me i more picture him being an EMT

EMTs are hotter anyways

does med training with new apollo kids whenever he gets time

if he’s not busy during working hours he drops by nicos classroom w his fav drink from dutch bros (starbucks is MID) and hangs out with him and his students

[vicwritesfic]

GIGGLING WILL WOULD DEFINITELY TAKE NICO'S LAST NAME I'VE BEEN SAYING THIS

[yourclumsyguardianangel]

nico solace??? NAH WILLIAM DI ANGELO

[yourclumsyguardianangel]

will and nico doing the avoid the rainbow challenge on tiktok

[yourclumsyguardianangel]

the seven + a few others future headcanons

percy:

becomes a high school teacher

teaches high school marine biology (idk how it is in other schools but when we hit sophomore year we got to choose different bio classes ie: marine bio, ag bio, med bio + regular bio)

also teaches the mythology elective and is the swim team coach

annabeth:

we already know this queen is an architect with obvious inspiration from greek architecture

learns how to make blue food for percy and their kids from sally

has traveled all over the world looking at different architecture

learns the basics of many languages so shes able to communicate with the locals

her and leo team up to build a small school near camp half-blood for year rounders so everyone can learn consistently but dw they get summers off

piper:

love her but shes a nepo baby

she doesnt act like it tho

”are you tristan mcleans daughter?” “who?”

loves her dad to bits but does not like being seen out in public by the paparazzi

marries shel, they dont have kids tho, neither of them want to bring any into the world especially with america’s downfall and the government erasing women and poc rights

is basically leos big sister atp

leo:

him and calypso dont last, maybe a year and a half in they split bc calypso wants to explore the world and leo is very emotionally unstable and calypso has a hard time understanding

they end on good terms but dont ever talk unless its with a group of friends

he goes into a trade to become a mechanic and owns his own shop

starts smoking cigarettes/vaping

his friends dont really approve but they understand he cant quit just yet as hes not in a mental space to do so

goes to therapy with a psychologist whos a demigod that specializes in grieving and war trauma

they all go to therapy but hes the last one to do it

he’s still the ‘happy go lucky’ guy hes always been but as he gets closer w the others they start to see the true sadness in him

piper and him grow a lot closer after jason died and have a big sister little brother relationship

hazel:

my girl stays at camp jupiter

takes nicos place at camp

horse trainer

her and frank also dont work out as a romantic relationship, they felt that the age gap was too much after frank turned 18 and hazel was 15 theyre still friends tho

hazel often visits leo in his shop

as much as leo reminds her of sammy, through therapy she has recognized that theyre separate people and to not push all her past feelings for sammy onto leo

not only does she train horses but she also teaches little kids basic math, science, and history to the younger kids

they all call her ms. hazel

she prefers to teach the really young kids (age 4-7)

wears her hair in different braid styles after BOO

frank:

my friggin HOMIE

i relate to frank a lot personality wise

therefore i think hed be a 4/20 fanatic after BOO

hes not stoned during training or during important camp duties

but otherwise you try talkin to him and you dont really notice until you look and see the far off look and red eyes and he just goes “huh?”

other than that hes a great leader

after he gets his cool new look from mars he takes really good care of his body including consistent exercise and eating really healthily (maybe he has a soft spot for fast food when hes hi)

him joining the military does not make sense to me

he lost his mom to war, and he was in one himself, idk about you but i would not wanna join the military after being the main character in a war

he studies to be a veterinarian for exotic animals

when no one is around he shifts into the animal to find out whats wrong

”dr. zhang prefers to work by himself” “why” “idk but hes always right, if it aint broke dont fix it”

jason:

rip home-slice

nico:

my other homie

my guy does not get taller than 5’8

stays at camp during the summer to train the new and old kids

him and will get a house together

teaches history at the camp school

cat dad (5 cats and counting)

will:

takes nicos last name when they marry bc its cooler

him being a doctor doesnt click w me i more picture him being an EMT

EMTs are hotter anyways

does med training with new apollo kids whenever he gets time

if he’s not busy during working hours he drops by nicos classroom w his fav drink from dutch bros (starbucks is MID) and hangs out with him and his students

[yourclumsyguardianangel]

Zoe was only created to put Chloe down even more than she already is. They stripped her of what could’ve been a beautiful development and redemption arch.

[smellysailor]

“What’s an NFT, and Why is it bad?”

Hi Everyone! I’ve had some people reach out to me today about NFT’s, and why it’s bad that Gorillaz is involved. So I’ve decided to compile a ton of info in a post for people who are confused, and tips on how to help!

TL;DR: Gorillaz have announced that they are producing NFTs, a form of crypto currency attached to digital art that wastes more energy than most people’s homes do in a year. 

What is an NFT?

An NFT (non-fungible token), also known as Cryptoart, is a unit of unique data that represents a digital item, typically digital art, music, videos, and other digital files. Basically, think of it like a Bitcoin that is linked to or attached to a .jpg. 

It’s complicated, but in theory, it’s meant to be like fine art auctions, but for digital art. However, buying an NFT does NOT give you ownership of the file, or even exclusive access to the file. Anyone else can view and save the original image/file. All the buyer gets is the unique digital metadata that is attached to it. 

Here is a video by the Wall Street Journal that does a good job of breaking down what an NFT is.

Why is it bad?

NFT’s are controversial for several reasons. 

For one, you do not need to prove that you are the original artist or creator of the digital art to tokenize it. That basically means that anyone can take your digital art and sell it as an NFT. Shitty, I know.

It is an incredibly inaccessible and fluctuating market, and works like a pyramid scheme. (linked is a very good infographic on the topic by Cabeza Patata on Instagram.)

However, the most damning and negative side effect is its environmental impact. Because of the large amount of computing power needed to create NFTs, an INSANE amount of energy is used, creating a LOT of pollution. An UNETHICAL amount of pollution.

To quote this article by Uproxx, “In one instance, the 10 seconds it took […] to sell six NFTs consumed 8.7 megawatt-hours of energy, comparable to the amount of electricity used by a household in a single year.”

It’s hard to explain exactly HOW or WHY it uses so much power, so here are some articles that do a better job of explaining it than I can:

NFTs Are Hot. So Is Their Effect on the Earth’s Climate - Wired

The carbon footprint of creating and selling an NFT artwork - Quartz

HERE IS THE ARTICLE YOU CAN SEND TO PEOPLE WHEN THEY SAY “BUT THE ENVIRONMENTAL ISSUES WITH CRYPTOART WILL BE SOLVED SOON, RIGHT?” - by Everest Pipkin

What does this have to do with Gorillaz?

Yesterday, Gorillaz announced that they would be collaborating with Superplastic to produce products for their 20th anniversary, including NFTs.

This is a huge kick in the face due to the fact that Gorillaz has always produced music preaching environmental consciousness, and is deeply disappointing to fans. It’s hard to say if Jamie or Damon are fully aware of NFT’s impact, but regardless, it is a huge blow to the message of Gorillaz.

What can I do about it?

**DO NOT GIVE YOUR MONEY TO GORILLAZ OR SUPERPLASTIC.** DONT EVEN STREAM THEIR MUSIC. DO NOT SUPPORT GORILLAZ FINACIALLY UNTIL THEY ADDRESS THIS IN A MEANINGFUL WAY.

Instead, you can:

Support Gorillaz fan artists by commissioning them or buying their prints!

Buy any Gorillaz merch second hand/used (but take care to avoid scalpers.)

Here is a petition for Gorillaz to cut ties with Superplastic and stop production of NFTs!

Support organizations like The Climate Emergency Fund, The Clean Energy Innovation program, and other organizations fighting climate change.

Spread the word! Share this Post! Stay informed! Make sure everyone knows about the impacts of NFTs! This should go beyond the sphere of the Gorillaz fandom!

I hope this has been informative! And fuck NFTs!

[yourclumsyguardianangel]

Left the MCYT fandom, I feel a lot less anxious. Goodbye.

[jadetuin]

important

If you defend or support CallMeCarson, block me. I will not be talking about the situation anymore, but I do not want anyone who supports his actions on my blog.

[yourclumsyguardianangel]

Think about when Tommy gets his braces off

[yourclumsyguardianangel]

I’VE CAME TO THE CONCLUSION THAT I HATE OLD PEOPLE STORY TIME

So for background purposes I work at a certain pizza place I’m not gonna name it and it’s only local to where I’m from so you’ll never find it. Where I’m working for COVID stuff we’re doing delivery and curb side pick up.

So this lady, we’re gonna call her old bat for now. Ordered a thing of potatoes, just that nothing else. It’s cool, we love orders like that escpecially because we were slammed that day. But then old bat and her husband get there, we’re calling old bats husband, old meanie because that’s what he was.

I show up to their car so they can pay. Old bat then says “I saw people eating” and I said “that’s gross I’ll tell them to stop” and it was good. I told the kitchen “hey stop eating someone’s watching through the windows” and everyone in the kitchen denied they were eating, in fact, the only food that was out was for the customers not us.

Moving on from that I go out to give old bat and old meanie their potatoes. And old meanie goes “I saw people eating in their, that’s not a good look for you guys” and old bat says “yeah we’re just gonna throw this away” and that was fair, if they didn’t like how their food was dealt with that’s all good. I told the manager and once again people denied they were eating.

Our manager then calls them, and asks who it was, they said they were blonde. Old bat and old meanie also said they were gonna post it on social media...

Later, our manager gets in trouble because ‘she let us eat’ which is bull because it’s a rule that you’re not allowed to eat while on the clock AND our general manager looked at the camera footage. Guess who ate.... NOBODY. Nobody ate anything, not from customers food, not from the pizza line, not from their own food NOTHING.

In conclusion I hate old people

[bellfort3]

Is it too much to ask for an endless supply of angsts sbi fanfics where Tommy needs comforting from Wilbur and Techno??? IS IT TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR GOD PLZ

[im-too-embarrassed]

*sighs in so unbelievably sick and tired of so many people in this fandom*

[yourclumsyguardianangel]

THE GIRL WHO CHASED TOMMY DELETED HER TIKTOK ACCOUNT

[zeenutbutter]

heyy hey how about we respect cc's like they're normal human beings (because they are) and don't chase ?? them ?? down?? to a bus stop ?? especially tommy ???? like what is wormy with you,,,

( for context, a girl on tiktok supposedly chased tommy down to a bus stop because she saw him in public. no one really knows if it's true, i saw the tiktok on my fyp msyself, and it seems to be real so 😟 just being safe, don't do this shit even as a joke )

[yourclumsyguardianangel]

She went private on TikTok lmao

[milk-luvr-dot-com]

i never hear tommy talk about doing college did he drop out to play minecraft or-

[yourclumsyguardianangel]

He does online school (because of corona). In the UK college is like Junior and Senior year but it’s preparing them for University which is the UK version of college in the US.