Vampires canāt live in Africa because holy water hurts them, and they always bless the rain down in Africa.
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@theartofmadeline
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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

if i look back, i am lost
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Vampires canāt live in Africa because holy water hurts them, and they always bless the rain down in Africa.
The number of people older than you never increases, but itās always decreasing.
snapchat filter: *completely changes every single one of my facial features*
me: wowā¦how did i not notice this before but maybe i donāt look that bad after all? itāās amazing that i really look like this haha i just never noticed
An Bā¦.
clearly he originally hadĀ āan Aā and then decided that was asking too much
True
An Bā¦.
clearly he originally hadĀ āan Aā and then decided that was asking too much
True
Dating is explaining yourself until the other person starts to be interested in you.
Geology rocks, but Geography is where itās at!
girl are you from Hawaii? because your license plate says Hawaii on it also how did you drive across the ocean
when you get down on your knees to pray youre sucking gods dick
*bends down even further to suck his toes*
i didnt say that
The difference between artists meeting their fans.
You are a member of a bloodline that has not failed to reproduce once, your ancestry stretches back to the beginning of life as we know it.
date someone that makes you roll your eyes and smile after
āu kno what, bro?ā āwhat?ā āif i were a cat, iād spend all 9 lives with uā *clutches heart* āā¦Ā broā