aimlessly traipsing the garden of eden

JHo enthusiast, reborn shipper, red wine enjoyer. Desperately devoted to Joshlex. My blog is your Josh Homme/Alex Turner central.

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JOSHLEX ●𖧋

Cinq heures et demie de l'après-midi en été (Josh/Alex in 2025; rated teen)

Ran away from his friends and from his fiancée like a mangy dog, drank way too much, fell asleep in the sun. Just another annual summer spent in Los Angeles.

TALES OF RANCHO DE LA LUNA 𓆙

'And if his whisper splits the mist, just think of what he's capable of with his kiss'. Meeting and getting to know Josh Homme is like being struck by lightning and it leaves Alex in awe. This is a collection of fictional takes on their time spent recording in the desert. Ongoing Joshlex story.

Hold on Tight - a prologue 1. Living Legend (Josh/Alex; rated mature, 4353 words) Monkeys' arrival to the desert is eventful and it leaves Alex full of various impressions, most of them left and imprinted by Josh Homme. 2. Delusions of Grandeur - WIP, coming soon 3. Rattlesnakes - WIP, coming soon 4. Welcome to America - WIP, coming soon-ish 5. TBA 6. TBA 7. Brave Enough, Faster Than the Wind (Josh/Alex; rated explicit, 5331 words) Alex wants to drive Josh's legendary 1976 Camaro. Josh has just one condition 8. TBA 9. Pure Pleasure Seeker (Josh/Alex; rated explicit, 17577 words) 10. Interlude with Ludes (Josh/Alex; rated exliplicit, illustrated)

VIGNETTES 1. I Like It When - of tickling and fucking (illustrated) 2. The Hair - of hair washing and feeling guilty 3. Strawberry Vanilla - of the most foul clothing combination

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MILEX ∞

Of Stolen Keys and Homecomings (Miles/Alex; rated explicit) Miles returns home after weekend spent away and finds his flat inhabited by a certain intruder.

Polaroids (Miles/Alex; rated explicit) It's a solitary time for Miles when Alex is away touring, but at least he has his collection of photographs and memories.

Waiting for the Man (Miles/Alex; rated mature) It's the night of a lovely wedding party and Alex's lust is focused on one man only. Written based on prompt.

What Happens in Firenze Stays in Firenze Two strangers meet in Florence under rather dramatic circumstances. Milex AU.

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SHORTS

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Cat's Approval (Miles/Alex; rated teen audience) Tailoring & Jewellery (Miles/Alex; rated teen audience) Mr Snarl & The Soap (BDSM themed) ... more can perhaps appear under the tag mr snarl & mysterious men

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Surrounded by four beautiful women, yet look at those two little goblins breathing the same square inch of air.

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Queens haven’t fully abandoned brawn and ballast (combustible lead single “My God Is the Sun” is up to their usual paint-stripping standards), but those qualities are now being harnessed for greater emotional impact, particularly on the penultimate “I Appear Missing”. It's a power ballad that perfectly bridges the divide between Queens’ hard and soft extremes, pitting Homme’s crestfallen melody against a sleeping giant of a chorus that proves to be as raging as anything in the band’s repertoire; when Homme shifts to falsetto for the song’s calamitous closing minute, it’s less a show of cheekiness than vulnerability. Homme initially chose his band name to subvert the machismo inherent to hard rock and, more than any of their records before it, ...Like Clockwork feels like the ultimate realization of that mission. [Pitchfork]

...Like Clockwork - Queens of the Stone Age released June 3, 2013

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Headcanon: this is the Polaroid camera Alex bought for Miles. I once wrote a fic about it: https://archiveofourown.org/works/62979382

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Josh Homme in Blag magazine, 2007.

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Brian Molko by Scarlet Page

Exposed: 3 Years With Placebo

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hallway surfing photos by Thomas Rabsch

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David Hockney by David LaChapelle (2017)

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Bebhinn Eilish (Irish, based Wicklow, Ireland) - Bean Sídh, Inktober day 30, Watercolor, Ink

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Claudia Cardinale photographed by Angelo Frontoni on the set of Vaghe stelle dell'orsa (Sandra), 1965. Source: Internet Culturale