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Ann, 20 Portland, OR. Equal parts Liz Lemon and April Ludgate.

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Seeking a friend in Portland, OR.

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Ann:20 Death:0

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Happy October, tumblr! In honor of the season and also my return after an unintentional hiatus, here's a photo of me after I finished installing the new toilet seat in my apartment.

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Exact thoughts about my new job.

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No longer ILL.

[fluorideuraniumcarbonpotassium]

[kurt-is-my-beautiful-boy]

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Are you going to L&C? Are you a transfer student?

I applied to L&C as a transfer but because of some paperwork mixups my file wasn’t complete until after the deadline, so I was waitlisted. I was still going to be moving to Portland no matter what, so I didn’t accept my place on the waitlist in order to take a year off and work before I apply again. I actually just got to Portland three days ago! So I’m going to be reapplying for next fall.

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Cried about leaving my dogs and my kitten licked my tears away. At least I'll have one furry creature with me.

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[assholedisney-deactivated201604]

[nymphmaniac]

omg

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Public Service Announcement

As Above So Below is incredibly dumb.

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Oh my god people actually liked this shaky cam piece of shit.

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Public Service Announcement

As Above So Below is incredibly dumb.

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Snippets of my grandfather's wisdom:

"It wasn’t a restaurant where you would take your best girlfriend. -pats my grandma on the knee- Maybe an old slut."

"Time is a man made convenience. There are no 24 hours!"

"Forty years ago I decided I would never give any of my money to Hollywood, and I haven't been to a cinema since."

"I'm sure glad I'm on my way out. I can't wait to die."

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Powells Books I am going to Andy Dufresne you and submit an application every week until you hire me.