she's a lady &

annabelle williams. 23. part time college student part time bartender full time pain in the ass. i get by with a little help from my friends.

[magictricked-deactivated2022031]

" it said right here:              equals parts tequila,              raspberry sour puss,              and shame.

                     the pink eye. “

[annabellesandwhistles]

                ' the pinky eye, really?                      you couldn't pick a better name? '

[aintcallinyouatrudy]

                    ’ i don’t need google to sound cool.                            the absentee dad is my intellectual property. ’

[annabellesandwhistles]

                    ' okay, so what exactly is in an absentee dad? '

[marstuart]

emily thorne in “renaissance”

[annabellesandwhistles]

                    ' that's not even a real drink.                            stop using google to sound cool. '

[annabellesandwhistles]

colinmealiar:

       ’ call it a fellow young adult’s intuition, annabelle. maybe it’s          just because i’ve been there, too. not that i was that big of          a drinker. nah, that was eph. but that’s only because he is          capable of looking twenty-one back when he was sixteen.          i know — we should take more christmas photos together          for your folks.

         unless God is that guy with the fedora who tipped you with          his number, i think that still constitutes as praying, anna. ‘

                               ' fellow young adult? you look twelve, colin. i drank in                                 high school, but it wasn't extensive. i wasn't the star of                                 any Lifetime movies or on the news. he looks a lot older                                than you. i'll send them one of our selfies and my dad can                                make another comment about us giving him grandkids.

                                                   i'm pretty sure that guy went home and made a video                                                   about how i friendzoned him and his fedora. ' 

[annabellesandwhistles]

williamskid is now online! ● recording 10/9/14

I'm going to start this video off with a shout out to the idiot that  decided to park so close to me today on campus that our cars  were almost mating. Do the world a favor and don't reproduce. 

Somehow even though I'm only a part time student and only on campus a few days a week, it's the worst place in the world. My  game plan to get back at him is to print off those cards that you  put on the windshields of people who can't park. Or I'll recruit my friends to help me ruin his life. Still up in the air. 

I didn't mean for this video to become an episode of what grinds my gears. On a lighter note, did you guys see the article about the fourteen year old girl who's Mom thinks she's pregnant with  Jesus' kid? Delusional, right?

Update on my group of misfits, I'm almost ninety percent sure Colin  is the person who keeps stealing the pepperoni pizza rolls from my freezer. I know we're all friends, but I'm contemplating murder.

                        Kidding, NSA. Sort of.

We all know I love my friends, even if they use me for free drinks  and have turned my apartment into a disaster. I think the next time  Trudy decides to ask me for a drink that doesn't exist, I'm giving her tap water and a lime. Though, we're still trying to figure out what I put in the perfect drink I made for her a few weeks ago. I'll keep you posted.

                       Be cool, soda pop. 

[annabellesandwhistles]

sadiemasochism:

' has anyone ever told you that you’re, like.             ——————- a dork? ’

                            '                    like, twice. ' 

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colinmealiar:

       ’ would it be rude of me to not be surprised you drank in high          school? y’know, before you were of legal age? not that i can          really talk — adderall helped me through that awkward junior          year a lot. maybe he thought you were me? i mean, c’mon,          it’s like we were separated at birth.

         last time we had a quinceanera here, i saw you pray. maybe          that was me getting high off that loud stuff someone sold me. ‘

                     ' i'm appalled by that conclusion and i have no idea how you                      came to believe that. i was a perfect child who never drank until                     i turned twenty one. for sure. definitely, you could pass as the                      brother i never wanted. we look exactly the same.

                             you saw me pray for my life, i'm pretty sure.                               that's different than actually praying. ' 

[annabellesandwhistles]

sadiemasochism:

oh my god.  she actually looked like a puppy.

        ' totally hot. ’

                       ' i knew you said something. ' 

[annabellesandwhistles]

sadiemasochism :

     ' ——— looks good on you. ’

               '                  thank you? ' 

[annabellesandwhistles]

cadenceclearwaterrevival:

" are you that cute bartender or…   i just want to know before i start   hitting on the wrong person. “

             a tongue in cheek advance but              …that was par for the course.

" i mean….i could start you   off easy on something like   super smash brothers ? “

              ' depends on who you ask. the parties of girls               usually favor colin's baby face, along with the              guys sometimes. older men usually hit on me,               some really drunk girls. '

                            her brow raises slightly, smile widening.

                  ' i feel so honored right now. ' 

[annabellesandwhistles]

sadiemasochism:

     ’ definitely didn’t. ’

                       ' so i'm hearing things? ' 

[annabellesandwhistles]

colinmealiar:

       ’ the milf quota we meet on a day-to-day basis is kinda weird, isn’t it?          well, not to burst your bubble butt, but that guy plays for both teams,          if you catch my drift. or at least, the liquor changed his mind. can’t          blame him — the v-neck game is strong with you.

         jeez, anna. i thought you were the good christian girl type. ‘

                          ' liquor doesn't change your mind, it just turns you into the person                          you want to be when you're sober. lesson learned in high school.                           are you saying he said you had an ass that doesn't quit too? because                           i was holding on to that compliment and now it doesn't feel sincere.

                                        i have no idea what gave you that idea, but burn it.                                          toss it into the void, forget you had the thought. '

[annabellesandwhistles]

sadiemasochism:

    ' —————— are you talking to me. ’

                    ' you said something first. ' 

[annabellesandwhistles]

cadenceclearwaterrevival:

“ i live for your    positive reinforcement. “

frowning at her mention cadence let out a lengthy sigh.

" meatloaf mondays and   matterhorn old spice is   not my idea of a good time. “

                     ' my advice? stick to the stuff you know.                      aka stay where the bartenders are cute and                      we use real cherries. '

                            hues roll before she's shrugging again

                             ' i have enough horror stories to keep you                               away from bartending for awhile.

                                          what's your idea of a good time then? ' 

[annabellesandwhistles]

   ' —— niiiice. ’

                          '                 excuse me? ' 

[annabellesandwhistles]

colinmealiar: 

       ’ good. because i wasn’t going to do them, anyway. i have a          paper to write — how the ebola scare in the united states is          showing how people are willing to be afraid of anything. it’s          weirder when i say it out loud. ‘

                             ' we bring in too much business for him to fire us. you have a baby                               face and i have an ass that doesn't quit, according to the creepy                               old man who sits at the end of the bar on tuesdays. did you know                               he likes to throw peanuts down my shirt?

                                                  make sure you put in there that the churches are                                                    saying it's god's way of raising the dead. '