Resident Crab

I'm Anna. 19. I'm not too interesting.

[softcore-revolutionary]

[just-shower-thoughts]

Mammals both produce milk and have hair. Ergo, a coconut is a mammal.

[blogtitletaken]

I know you’re being facetious, but this is an actual issue with morphology-based phylogeny.

[mitaffenartigergeschwendigkeit]

[vintagegeekculture]

I don’t know the context for this, but it isn’t necessary. A more truthful ad has never been printed.

[lezzginka]

new year same me because i’m the bitch who never learns!!

[paradisemadman]

[stability]

What would we do without our allies

[annastoryofmylife]

me: say it— i need to hear those three words

library database: Full Text Online

me, shedding tears: i love you too

[twitterlols]

[guiiiermo]

Names I hate because I never know how the specific person spells it:

Matthew or Mathew Sarah or Sara Ashley or Ashlee or Ashlie Johnathan or Johnathon

[mickie310]

Steven Stephen Hayley Haley Hailey Zac Zach Zack Garrett Garett Garret

[guiiiermo]

I can’t believe they are so many people who hate this too.

[phillovesdogs-deactivated201812]

you think thats bad

Here are 135 different ways to spell Katelyn

[anightvaleintern-blog1]

Um excuse you, 136.

[kryptonians]

That is literally child abuse

[afriiican-blog]

[contourkit-deactivated20160224]

Mood

[punacceptable]

she majors in art history and you can’t get her to shut up about wine

[bettedavisgf]

i feel like… we need more glitter… overall

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[meladoodle]

the best interview i’ve read was when someone asked michael cera what he’s most recognised for and he said “the social network. which i was not in" 

[maghrabiyya]

i drew a pigeon on ms paint when my internet stopped working do you guys like it

[maghrabiyya]

i drew pigeon some papaya to eat

[maghrabiyya]

I drew pigeon a friend

he brings kiwi

[maghrabiyya]

crow brings a single cherry to the party because it was so last minute and this is all he had in his nest

[maghrabiyya]

robin was going to bring a slice of bread that she found in the park but she ate it on the way there

[nxtlise]

can greg come too?

[antimony-deactivated20190319]

(pours vodka into the pits of hell) for persephone

[tastefullyoffensive]

[mercedesbenzodiazepine]

I chipped my tooth last night and I think it’s because I was on coke

[peruviancokewhore-deactivated20]

The sugar and chemicals in coke are really bad for your teeth…. Why would you put something in your body that you can use to clean pennies and toilet bowls? 

[mercedesbenzodiazepine]

Cocaine

[orlandobloomers]

imagine life but not bad

[fdsfjdsfjkf93723679267-deactiva]

unrealistic. blocked