Nothing to see here. Move along.

Tan. 24. Les. Phils. Forever Alone. Reblogger. Enjoy!

[greelin]

keep thinking about this one

[guerrillatech]

No gods no masters

[amvs]

[somecutething]

Dolphins doing cartwheels with an aquarium guest.

(via Ant.Giovanni)

[luidilovins]

I'm loving this new trend of people going to zoos and participating in animal enrichment. We use to observe large exotic animals for our entertainment, but the fact is that we are now trying to make ourselves equally as entertaining for them. It's interactive, completely parpicipatory and I would argue that eventually someone's gonna come up with something new enough that it expland ethologists understanding about how some animals think, problem solve, communicate and feel and I think its fantastic.

[urbanfantasyinspiration]

Human: play?

Aquatic creature from an entirely different branch of the animal tree: play!

[urbanfantasyinspiration]

[creepymutelilbugger]

[greelin]

keep thinking about this one

[4x01]

just painted an onion on a cutting board and i think it’s the peak of my artistic career

[4x01]

look at her…

[4x01]

she gets stronger!

[4x01]

the full painting is finally complete!

[teaboot]

This is giving me emotions that I myself do not fully understand

[theblogformerlyknownasgreychan]

Maybe you're just tearing up because someone has been cutting onions

[ruinedchildhood]

Just downloaded Hogwarts Legacy

[emotion-deluxe]

Gay sex is so fun

[rneadowsoprano-deactivated20211]

Hanging out with old people rules because after a while they trust you enough to confess to murder totally unprompted

[hiscarissima]

Wait what.

[rneadowsoprano-deactivated20211]

Sometimes old ladies had to kick the ladder out from under their stepfathers when they were girls and that’s valid

[saint-batrick]

oh, my little old lady murder story was her replacing the medication in her abusive husband's capsules with rat poison.

"back in the day, our grandmothers worked on their marriages and didn't get divorced!" nah, friend, they COULDN'T get a divorce so sometimes they killed their fuckin husbands. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[smashasaurus-rex]

My grandma murdered her first husband the first time he beat their daughter.

[sandersgrey]

[thatdisasterauthor]

My college was next to an assisted living facility and one time we went over there to draw people’s portraits so we could get practice drawing older people. The lady I was drawing idly told me that she "dealt quite handily with her first husband” while making a stabbing gesture. Five minutes later she requested I make sure not to draw her double chin. I honored that request.

[need-a-new-reality]

So when I was a child my grandmother told all these great stories about growing up in the Alaskan wilderness. Amazing bad ass stories about her and my great-grandmother. I recently asked my mom why my great-grandmother moved from Texas to Alaska in the first place. Turns out my Great-grandfather was abusive to my great grandmother for years and she lived with that until the first time he hit my grandmother, who was like three at the time, my great-grandmother got him very drunk and beat him to death then moved to Alaska to hide from the cops.

[sandmandaddy69]

[bulbahaur-deactivated20160607]

Being a 20+ on tumblr

[slimetony]

My doctor says my powers are going to start manifesting soon in a really dark and twisted way and that he’s scared because he cant know what might happen

[catchymemes]

[seaps]

don't ever put them in a situation

[leaving-earth]

@tonysopranobignaturals

[catchymemes]

[dontliveinthefuture]

thinking about this again

[taxidermychrist-deactivated2025]

i wish i was a mushroom i bet they never get headaches