We are a way for the cosmos to know itself

You can call me Andromeda. She/her / they/them, over 30 years old, a dyke, and very queer. ACAB, no terfs or swerfs. Header by lovely-oasis

[fallingtowers]

"grackle" really is a perfect name for a bird. knocked it out of the park w/ that one

[dikdikpronouncedxylophone]

Damn. That really is a grackle.

[sunburnt-brian]

[vulgarirex]

Flower frolicking harpy

[kira-kui-n]

"get him pregnant" well thats not my thing but to each their own

"get her pregnant" *takes up my sword and shield* i wont let you do that to her. ......................

[mochlus]

Disney is doing crazy things in the japanese mobile game sphere rn

[mochlus]

you may be familiar with disney twisted wonderland, the gacha game in which various disney villains are used as direct inspiration for handsome anime boys. well that game was so successful that disney is trying to do it again but this time they're just animeboyifying whatever

here's mickey, goofy, donald, and chip & dale. yeah they turned mickey & friends into anime boys. they're an idol unit or something. they're technically not anime boy versions of the source characters, they have different names. mickey's guy is "Neo Michel". not michael, michel, like he's french. chip & dale are "Ruska Moncrief" and "Ranka Monk", they have different last names, they're not brothers anymore so that they can be yaoibait instead, anyways this post isn't actually about these guys I'm just setting the stage for the actual humanizations I wanted to show you

They also did monsters inc. And. Well it's obvious from the designs who mike and sully are. but you will also notice. the blonde one on the left. with glasses. monsters inc is kind of famously about just the two guys so they didn't really have a lot of other non-villain characters to take anime boys inspiration from, I guess, so, well,

Yeah it's her. they made an anime boy version of the mean receptionist slug. her name is roz btw, as all of boygachagame twitter has become extremely aware of in the past 3 days as we speculated prior to the release of the full image who tf the third guy was. the anime boy's name is "noah slugger". at this point no parody of the types of things gacha games will make gijinkas of will ever be able to live up to what disney is officially spending their own real money on designing

[gondorrevealparty]

Polycules should be able to trade people like sports teams do

[gondorrevealparty]

Listen -- you're a good defender and your pussy is fantastic, but that's not what our team needs right now. We're trading you to Greater Boston in exchange for someone who has a car.

[wizardarchetypes]

person just walked into my job and said, "oh! i've seen a lot of people in masks lately. there's not something going around is there?"

baby there is always something going around

[wizardarchetypes]

like even if we ignore covid & the flu, which is what most people mean when they ask this sort of thing, that is just the nature of human history. there's many other things you can "get" and any of them can cause permanent injury. we are SO lax about "stomach flu" but getting norovirus multiple times is Not Good.

luckily we have power to lessen the risks, even if you're unwilling or unable to mask. Such steps include: Washing your hands.

everyone get more educated about public health NOW.

[spitblossoms]

[junglejim4322]

I live a very balanced life of noticing things nobody else does and not noticing the things that literally everybody notices

[grannybobo]

dumbass (affectionate)

[tlirsgender]

Something really fun and normal is that being trans and nonbinary is socially alienating not only because you're not a cis person but because so much of people's social behavior is soooo. Segregated lol. Like it feels fucking weird that we lowkey have a Girls Table in the first place like men won't let them speak normally but furthermore kind of drifting into the women's friend subgroup as I'm not one of The Men and still clearly not really being one of them either and getting the "she- sorry, what are your pronouns?" makes me feel like a zoo animal

[tlirsgender]

Observing the "cisgender men" and "everyone else" type Structure occurring in real time at the communist book club meetings and pretending not to see anything because if we start unpacking all of that I'm just going to scream and scream and scream

[tlirsgender]

Which like don't get me wrong I love women. I hang with women I'm like the chris fleming bit (famously also a nonbinary person) I can be their pet freak. But oh my god. Jesus christ. We live in a society

[tlirsgender]

Like the thing is that I hang with women because men don't recognize me as a human being

[starvulture]

Collecting these rn

[bardnuts]

I JUST FOUND THE CHEAT CODE TO EVERYTHING

https://www.guitarcomposerstoolbox.com/guitar-chord-progressions-guide/

[dzumii]

girls yearn for popular media with a butch as a main character

[littlestpersimmon]

The flower of stone and the rain dragon

[veryluckyclovers]

[veryluckyclovers]