Well Shit

Hello, this is my shit blog. Formally le-lapin-diobalique. Enjoy your stay. Pansexual •Snapchat: lucydicloniusk If you guys wanna snap me you're more than welcome to! Also you can ask for my kik! Just let me know here so I don't freak out! If you don't tell me before hand I WILL BLOCK YOU!

[clayjokes]

The police pull my lifeless body from a lake but I’m wearing the funniest hat they’ve ever seen and they can’t stop laughing and keep dropping me back into the water

[traitor]

an endless cycle

[dennys]

T Ö M A T B Y D E N N Y ’ S

[gordons-moved]

“Calling a male character hot means you’re attracted to males” listen buddy. When I see Tony Tiger on screen and I call him hot does that mean I’m attracted to him? Does that mean I want him to raw my ass until it’s nothing but floor dust? Does that mean I want him to call me his big hungry bungy and hold me in his big strong sexy arms?? actually this is a bad example can I start over

[gordons-moved]

Stop reblogging this my wife left me today

[thisisshagg-deactivated20230328]

is this a trick question

[just-shower-thoughts]

Memes are too big in modern culture to be ignored by historians. In the future, memes will likely be studied in history class.

[mjalti]

[stability]

[jayce]

quest item

[typheus-denizen]

tbh if stephen kings twitter ain’t relatable then I don’t know what is

[fergzillar]

Some dude: Hey bro you got the time?

Me: Yeah it’s fuckinuuuuuh [pulls a cat out of the inside of my jacket and looks it dead in the eyes] about 6pm

[acoolguy]

oh i get it. it’s “i see you pee”

[more-notes-than-you-deactivated]

what is

[acoolguy]

nothing. go back to bed

[notfunnycried]

tell your boyfriend if he says he’s got beef, that i’m a vegetarian and i

eat leaf

[playnintendo]

Happy National Love Your Pet Day from Poochy & Yoshi’s Woolly World!

[noahkahanverison]

[dawnof-thefinalday-blog1]

If you think I won’t restart a game because I wasn’t happy with my eyebrow selection in character customization, you would be very wrong

[the-bluespirit]

[scott-conant]

me: haha why do people always yell at the tv when they watch sports? you know the football players can’t hear you, right?

me watching chopped: