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I'm officially published! 🎊🎉🥳

Check out my debut into the fantasy adventure genre with my novel Young Men Dead, and join a prince and a paladin as they become tangled in a political and religious conspiracy involving the absent gods and the recent rise of necromancy in their world. Available now on Amazon and free with Kindle Unlimited.

spector

a deer is like a forest horse if you think about it

spector

(nodding sagely and correcting the whiteboard with a very squeaky marker) a deer is like a forest whale if you think about it

moonlitgravess

I got that dawg in me

That dawg is social anxiety

tendie-defender

For me it’s just 11 chili dogs.

uncle-beanbag-mojave

half-gobbled-piece-of-toast

“I ain’t reading all that” your brain is rotting and shrinking

God house/apartment hunting is exhausting y'all

#why was it gonna cost 420 dollars to APPLY

simplyjustfucked

counterpick-me-irl

SEIS fag sex? En esta economia?

dogpuppy

daveedmee

explosion at health potion factory 0 dead 0 injured

"imagine if Hitler fell in love with a Jewish shawty"

justcallme-molly

What to say during sex

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ooh ahh ahh

ting

tang

walla walla bing bang

infimace-blog

dead wife montage but it's a henchman reminiscing about da boss after he got put six feet under. picking flowers before hiding the bodies, wiping cocaine from your nose after a big night, that long drive down the beach to find the bookie who squealed. where did the days go

taragrimface

if i had three wishes they would all be to make web 2.0 utterly illegal and go back to normal html

taragrimface

how do we explain to children that all our tech briefly worked perfectly and over time we threw it all away for sleek menus and corporate opacity

taragrimface

"we could give you a link to this mp3 OR we could run it in a proprietary player app that must connect to the internet every time you hit the resume button"

taragrimface

when i upgraded from a flip phone to an iphone and realized i could no longer record and set a custom ringtone because apple wanted me to buy radio pop ringtones, i realized, oh cool new tech isnt made for us it's made to exploit us and we are going to let it happen

ouch

I just googled this and… yes, it’s absolutely real.

And there are so many articles and videos and discussions. Like, the scientific community is buzzing about this.

So much research will have to be redone because the data was absolutely compromised, off by orders of magnitude, by using standard lab gloves.

The world is probably not horrifically contaminated by microplastics. Sterile laboratories, however, are contaminated by latex and nitrile gloves.

Thank God someone bothered to check.

beardedmrbean

>I just googled this and… yes, it’s absolutely real.

Sources beyond dude just trust me, for the skeptics.

Scientists may have been unknowingly inflating microplastics pollution estimates, and the surprising source could be their own lab gloves. A

https://www.technologynetworks.com/applied-sciences/news/scientists-lab-gloves-may-be-causing-an-overestimation-of-microplastics-411138

Nitrile and latex gloves that scientists wear while they are measuring microplastics may lead to a potential overestimation of the tiny poll

Nitrile and latex gloves may cause overestimation of microplastics - Phys.org (it’s a pdf)

Researchers discovered a standard piece of lab equipment has added thousands of microplastic ‘false positives’ per each square-millimeter un

Ordinary Lab Gloves May Have Skewed Microplastic Data: That doesn’t mean microplastics aren’t a problem, though

That should be enough

keepingitreluctant

Are they saying these tests didn’t use a control group??? If they did then it would’ve shown the problem by detecting microplastics even without a sample. Great work everyone.