Car Strugglesss. Learn the hard way we cant trust the gps for anything and we have to plan our routes and parking destination before we go anywhere (this took a few trips to learn).
Downtown funchal. Parking garage, big egg steak lunch, coffee, tosta michea.
Decompress by the pool, read, find Steven the Apollo Ono book.
Hotel owner runs it after his grandmother passed. He got us a bottle of champagne for our anniversary!
Go to cafe for beer and a nata. Nata had cinnamon, Soo good. 1.20 for tall beer. 1€ for nata
Across the street for dinner
Hanging meat skewer. Chicken super good. Salad, bolo coca garlic bread DELICIOUS, and rice. Bottle of red wine for 12€ 😂 all really good. And then chocolate mousse!
Up early and to the cafe for a chocolate croissant and a tropical fruit croissant for Steven.
Getting better at driving and navigating together but the roads are just TERRIFYING. Took the highway around the outside of the island most of the way there but then the "main road" up the island was so so so steep and windy. Steven was okay but I hated it. I made one wrong call on turns but had Steven turn around right away so it didn't get too bad. Finally made it up to the ridge for the hike. The last bit of road was just cobble stone which we thought was weird but maybe for grip because its so steep?
The hike is down first then up the way back. Starts out on a paved road, down to the first stream where we stopped for a quick stretch. Continued on to the first set of stairs which took us to a cafe with camping, paid bathroom, ice cream and beer. Wasn't open yet. More stairs down to the main trail with the levada! A levada is an aqua-duct about 2 feet wide with varying depth, 0.5ft to 4ish feet, at least for the ones we saw. The builders capture the water coming down the side of the mountain and transport it to the farms and towns. All these trails were originally built for them but have since turned into a recreational attraction. This levada originates at a tall beautiful waterfall where the constructors built a weir to redirect most of the water from the river bed into the levada. We even saw fish in the levada! We got to the waterfall and ate the rest of our pasties and watched a few people jump in the cold water. Started back and found another main trail to a second waterfall, lots more people now, full tour groups of 20+ people. This levada wasn't flowing as fast or full. The must not have gotten the slope right 😋. At the waterfall there is a tunnel into the rock to carry the levada through the cliff, around the valley. So crazy. We put some water on the backs of our heads to cool us down. Starting the hike back up out of the valley. So many more people now, we realized we took the wrong way out, not supposed to come back the same way because the levada trails are only so wide. Made it back to the parking lot and there was a shuttle running from the lot down to the cafe which was now serving lots of people. The parking lot was now PACKED. Hundreds of cars, way further down the road then what seemed reasonable. So glad we got there early!
My original plan was to go from here to the far side of the island for the black sand beach, then to the Thatch roofs, then a cafe for dinner, then home. But with the driving being so stressful because of the combination of manual car plus steep, skinny, windy roads, we re-assesed based on roads that looked more reasonable...
Because the main roads stay up on the center ridge line more, we decided to go even further to the end of the island and drive to Porto Moniz. We got through the windy roads, found a parking lot and made our plan! There are natural volcanic rock pools that have been made into public swimming areas with the help if some concrete and pumps. First we had lunch at a cafe. The sit yourself method really through us off, we never know if we should tell them we're here, or order at the counter, or what! We finally ordered and got fruit juice and fish sandwich on our favorite local bread, the bolo coca. The swimming was 3€ each and was awesome! Not too cold, clean, and the waves were coming of the edge! We loved it and hung out there for a while. Afterwards we walked around a bit more and found a second pool area on the other side of town that was actually free! But we were already changed and had more to do so we continued on. Next we drove to Seixal to try the black sand beach. We were able to take the highway there and there were new highway tunnels that weren't on Google maps that made the trip way easier! The tunnels for the highway are these major builds for the two lanes of highway, one tunnel for each direction. I think the longest tunnel we took was 2.5 km, over a mile! This makes it wayyy easier to get around.
Between building the levadas, driving the crazy roads, and then building all the tunnels, I've decided the people of Madeira are next level tough. Makes sense Ronaldo is from here.
We arrived at Seixal but it was super crowded and not very warm out. We circled but couldn't find parking so we ended up skipping. Next was the traditional thatched roof house that all Madeira people used to live in, there are few left in the town of Santana. Again more new tunnels that made it easier for us to get there!! But the same thing happened, no parking so we saw the houses and kept driving to the surf town Porto da Cruz. There's a surf school here and I had picked out a cafe with good reviews. We found a parking lot and the town was not nearly as crowded as the others. Before the cafe, we found a nice rock walk along the water and saw some beautiful cliffs and fisherman. We got to the cafe and had beer and a sangria and ordered too much food again! We got prawns and our favorite bolo coca. Really good and also messy. After that we started the trip back to our hotel, we picked up some water on the way as well.
Drive UNDER the airport runway to get home! So cool
Sausage skewer, salad, bread, and beer too much again! The wait staff didn't seem to like us tonight haha took the long way home for some extra walking
Went to shower, no hot water!
Skip PR1 too scary to drive and out of shape
Change it up and do the PR8 Vereda da Ponta de São Lourenço, point of the island hike.
Early, good parking, cool airport view
Down town funchal, park near lido
CR7 restaurant and then museum
Busy funchal streets, cute shops and cafes, nata and coffee for 1.5 €
Found a mall with "women's secret" instead of Victorias secret. Walk through park
Back to car. Drove to Santa Cruz, small beach town near our hotel town
Looped acouple times but found a parking spot
Tried "poncha" the local drink. Basically whiskey and fruit juice. Steven liked it but I didn't
Went to another cafe and I got the best mussels maybe ever, huge with really good garlic lemon butter and of course our favorite bread. Steven got a steak sandwich on the same bread and we ordered the fried polenta bc I wanted to try but it was too much food again 😂 I took my extra garlic bread and wrapped in a napkin for breakfast
Walked around a bit more, stuck feet in the water, super rocky, really hard to get in the water.
Went back to hotel, cold shower, but don't really mind it at all
Skipped the restaurant this time but still went for a nice walk.
Had our champagne on the little porch and relaxed a bit
Having such a great time. Tomorrow morning we take off to Lisbon! And no more driving!!