who is this matt..?

‘Tis I, your local lazy witch. Welcome to hell shit posting hell

[truckhole-deactivated20181203]

us here in 15-20 minutes when @staff pulls the plug

[ask-us-sanderssides]

// Shoutout to Roman for showing empathy when Patton and Virgil talked about their past experiences

You’re doing great, my gay prince

[cu-curu-gol-deactivated20181217]

let’s replace tumblr with one big minecraft server

no rules other than what we make in our enclaves (just like microblogging)

we can interact with virtual bodies

more meat

discourse becomes more violent

[todaysbird]

everything can be magical if you let it be. i remember the first time seeing red-winged blackbirds i was just…enthralled. i watched them for maybe an hour. i thought they made the sweetest noises and were just so pretty. and i found out later on that people consider them nuisances and pests. they’re literally common all over the united states but because they weren’t familiar to me they weren’t a burden or an annoyance but something beautiful. if we don’t let other people tell us how to feel about things, maybe we can just like things for what they are

[dark-alleys]

this is a hotter, deeper take than i ever expected to see from this blog, but you’re so fucking right and i think this is a good ass post and a sentiment everyone should at least think about

[guy]

do u ever recall what u did as a child and ur just like why the fuck

[punkdeaf]

deaf accents are beautiful and its okay to struggle with accepting yourself! u dont need to change for anyone!!

[punkdeaf]

hearing ppl can reblog btw. support deaf ppl!

[anxietyproblem]

[5am-the-foxing-hour]

Logan: I got my hat *picks up Deceit*

Deceit: ??

Logan: my cat *picks up Virgil*

Virgil: ???

Logan: my snack *picks up Roman*

Roman: ????

Logan: and my sugary Pat *picks up Patton*

Patton: *giggles*

[nightcatssketchbook]

Why is this so weird oddly cute to me???

[umbronydraws-deactivated2024050]

you better watch out 🎅 you better watch out 🎅 you better watch out 🎅 you better watch out 🎅 you bETTER WATCH OUT 🎅 YOU BETTER WATCH OUT 🎅 YOU BETTER WATCH OUT 🎅 YOU BETTER WATCH OUT 🎅

[mediokurrr-deactivated20200405]

[annonymous-by-design-blog]

i wonder how many people i can follow before my account explodes

[kemecchi]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[tsfanart]

[hungry-red-panda]

Patton, at 2am: Logan, do pigeons have feelings?

Logan, muffled by his pillow: go to SLEEP Patton

Virgil, propping himself up: no wait do they

Logan, throwing his head up: HOW DID YOU GET HERE

Virgil, as he's nestled in between them: what do you mean

[shrimpheavenwhen]

Patton: Logan! Logan! I bet I can hold the whole world in my hands!

Logan: You are physically not able to do that, Patton-

Patton, cupping Logan’s face in his hands: You sure, honey bunch?

Logan, red faced: Disgusting. Absolutely disgusting. Do it again.

[incorrect-egos-quotes]

Patton: Objection, Your Honor!

Logan: What is it?

Patton: [blows him a kiss]

Logan, blushing: OVERRULED

[maple-keenes]

roman: i don't know why i went down this, like, youtube rabbit hole of aromatherapy shit, but i was -

logan, completely straight-faced: i don't think that's right. if you were looking at it, wouldn't it be a-roman-therapy?

roman:

logan:

patton, tearing up: that's my boyfriend

[hungry-red-panda]

Logan: you know Patton, the heart on your shirt isn't the correct shape of the human heart

Patton, tearing up:...what?

Logan, beginning to sweat as he feels Virgil looming behind him, ready to pounce: uh... the heart on your shirt, it's very cute

*Patton thanks Logan as a slight hissing noise can be heard from Virgil as he sinks out of the room, unnoticed by Patton*