sorry

hello i'm jackie i'm 18 and im from new jersey but not the jersey shore

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[powerburial]

you: goes to business school for a BA in marketing

me: walks into your company’s office off the street, busts into the CEO’s office and has a stroke while pitching my idea

[geesissy-deactivated20151112]

[thebestoftumbling]

Kitten vs Sandal 

[kittensnax]

absolutely not

[altonzm-deactivated20170213]

french recipes: if you’re not making this in paris then what’s the point. fuck you

italian recipes: use the left leg meat of a pig from one of three farms in this specific area of tuscany, or from this day my grandmother will begin manifesting physically in your house

[thirdtimecharmed]

american recipes: buy these three cans of stuff and put them in a pan congrats you cooked

[svynakee]

chinese recipes, as handed down from mother to child: season it with a pinch of this and some of that. you want to know the exact amount? feel it in your heart. ask the stars. yell into the void. 

[killerkalashnikov-deactivated20]

Russian recipes: When you thought you added enough dill, add more. When you run of of dill, boil for no less than five (5!) days.

[nuur-iyo-naxariis]

the caption reads: “I’m trying to give him positive role models”

[12281956-deactivated20160824]

all these pop songs about “doing work” and “work work work” make me feel like i’m in some heavy-handed YA dystopian novel where the evil capitalist overlords keep the proletariat in line with brainwashing/propaganda in song form

[crazycatladyinwaiting]

[shitpostempire]

[beyonceblockedme2]

when ur album flops and u have to save face bc u know in the future ur not gonna be nominated for any awards

[jackisreallycool]

album debuted at #1 : )

[beyonceblockedme2]

but did she stay there for more than two days :)

[jackisreallycool]

Uhh we’ll find out in week as she just got to #1 yesterday lol Do you know how the charts work?

[beyonceblockedme2]

the first one is from the week she released and the second is this week on itunes charts 

and thats what the top 100 looks like on itunes so … and dont get me started on the billboard charts 

[mydeddyalabama]

who goes this hard for katy perry is what i wanna know

[thotfful]

The fact that so many women feel the need to justify feminism by explaining how it benefits men as well is a perfect example of why we still need it

[uptional]

[mouseremote147863456]

Tom, it’s just proper advertising.

[thehobbutts]

i used to think green apple was a flavor invented by the candy industry like blue raspberry bc i had never seen a green apple before I just thought all apples were red and long story short when i realized i was red green colorblind it really fucked me up

[plantdaddd]

there’s also yellow apples

[thehobbutts]

now yall are just fuckin lying to me

[thehobbutts]

i just assumed that everyone just ate apples if they were in the mood for a surprise i dunno

[aterribleidea-deactivated201905]

this post is so beautiful i love it

[primarining]

who else out here rockin’ memory problems!!!

[primarining]

I don’t fuckin remember posting this

[bwboysgallery-deactivated202007]

Matthew Daddario for August Man Malaysia by Karl Simone

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

online millennial: did you see that clapback McDonald did on twitter today?

other online millennial: yes, it was cool

both online millennial, in unison: today we will eat at McDonald