I HATE EVERYONE

BUT BLACK IS ♥

[lizclimo]

based on a true story about me 

[lightningmickqueen]

lazy is such an ugly word I prefer the term selective participation

[stunningpicture]

[thatfunnyblog]

Perfectly timed wedding photo

[alt-j-deactivated20171027]

[willow]

Science side of tumblr how do I become a jellyfish

[essinq]

Jellyfish have no brains. You’re already pretty close.

[willow]

Okay WOW

[betterthankanyebitch]

[lemme-holla-at-you]

!!!!!!!

[miasuxx-deactivated20130210]

I love my job

[miasuxx-deactivated20130210]

I lost my job

[niknak79]

[gamechangershow]

Watching TV: Then and Now by Dan Hopper and illustrated by Robert Brown

Too… much…. TV……..

MORE TV CRAP:

5 Super Hot Sex Moves From Basic Cable Shows

Hey Check Me Out, I’m Cool Because I Don’t Watch Popular Shows!

8 Things Kids On TV Always Do That You Never Did

[shitshilarious]

when they start trying to lecture me on some shit i dont care about

[did-you-know]

Transgender teen Jamie Raines chronicled his transition from female to male by taking 1,400 photos during his 3 years of hormone treatment.

Source   Jamie’s Tumblr

[whoareyouandwhyshouldicare]

[lilgivenchyprincess]

oh mtgod

[flufflebuffle-deactivated201505]

I hate if when I’m taking a picture of my wife and suddenly Nicolas Cage

[cutbu]

read more comics

[haurchefant-greystone]

#I THOUGHT THIS WAS GOING TO BE INSPIRATIONAL

[vxngoghs]

it WAS inspirational

[tastefullyoffensive]

by It’s the Tie (previously)

[annyeongkeemdesu]

Tumblr vs. Real Life

Tumblr: You're so pretty! Jelly~

Real Life: Omg you're a lumpy potato, no wonder no one likes you.

Tumblr: You ship them too?? What are your favorite fanfictions??

Real Life: You sit inside and read stories about gay relationships? What's wrong with you?

Tumblr: The magic never ends!

Real Life: You're such a nerd, that's fictional.

Tumblr: We can be forever alone together!

Real Life: Lol you stay home on Friday nights? What a loser, you'll never get a boyfriend.

[vacuumssuck]

i’m so jealous of people who can play piano because you can show off your skills so subtly, like, oh there’s a piano here i’ll tap out a fun song. but with any other instrument it’s like HERE I’LL JUST WHIP OUT MY VIOLA or GOOD THING I BROUGHT MY FRENCH HORN HERE WITH ME 

[mttbellamy]

IVE BEEN CARRYING THIS UPRIGHT BASS AROUND FOR JUST THIS MOMENT