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[konoko]

[roguecatalyst]

[alivehouse]

fun fact about me is that when i was a kid id write capital E’s with as many of those little horizontal lines as possible and id call them ladder E’s and adults fucking hated them

[alivehouse]

artistic rendition

[ceekari]

All capital letters should have a leveled-up form

So far I’ve got

ladder letters: A, E, F, H, T

humpback B’s and P’s get as many bumps as you think they need

circle O’s, you just keep spiraling in til you feel like you’ve made your point

tree letters branch into smaller versions of themselves ad nauseum: X, Y

spider Q’s, so many legs

Please add your own unsettling godtier capitals!

[catgirltoes]

New alphabet dropped!

[ceekari]

oh my god, it’s beautiful

(future handwritten notes are gonna be so wonderfully cursed now, thank you! :D )

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

well it’s going to take some getting used to, @ceekari (don’t mind the redacted letter between T and U)

But I think i’ve taken a real shine to it! 

[modmad]

recursive

[1queerengineer]

[princessscrambledpancakes]

petition to start tagging smut with “OSHA violation”

[hiddendesires78]

[the-tran-daddy-deactivated20201]

Why must one be so horny while being so hermitted

[dynamic-dynasty]

It’s true though.

[roguecatalyst]

[fuck-me-till-the-end-please]

“Some rough sex & no thinking would be nice right now.”

[tattoosfati]

[deusexmachinass-deactivated2021]

[autumn-and-eve-deactivated20120]

[whiskandwhittle]

Source IG @upknorth

[k00cur]

może kiedyś

[transmanconfessions]

I’m afraid that I’ll never be able to provide as good of a life to my girlfriend as a cis- man could give.

[roguecatalyst]

Too real. Ugh.

[openblogtomyabusivemother]

Leafblowers trigger my PTSD.

It used to be all yard working power tools, because they’re loud, but I’ve worked it out so all the other ones are okay for me, but there’s something about the high whine of the leaf blower that makes me want to curl up into a ball and eject spines from my skin.

When I tell people who don’t have PTSD about this sort of thing, they really don’t receive it well. It’s hard for people who weren’t abused understand how everyday things can throw us for such a loop.

What everyday* thing triggers your PTSD?

*Everyday thing, as in seemingly inoccuous, happens all the time, ordinary stuff

[gold-from-straw]

People doing chores while I’m not doing something ‘constructive’. Actually just people doing chores around me full stop

[stardustloki]

Classical music, people talking about/suggesting meditation

[simple-crystal-wishes]

Children shrieking, in laughter or otherwise and anyone yelling but particularly men.

[theabusediary]

Anyone getting angry even if it’s not at me, couples , there’s a big list but those come to mind right now.

[thekittyone]

Men wearing polos with 2-3 buttons, and Chevy Cavaliers.. every time.

[elliotinablueroom]

Seeing blue hatchback sedans.

[soon-to-be-a-model]

Loud popping sounds, people driving quickly on residential streets, one name (somewhat common), any late 2000’s blue Prius. Off the top of my head anyways.

[athetosisdreams]

The word “icky” and any word that ends in “ness”

[the-tragedy-of-rav]

The song Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer

[hollowedbonez]

any kind of banging and piano

[sunshinesuit-deactivated2022022]

Daily things like brushing my teeth or hair, washing my hair, sinks and bathtubs also toilets, Metallica and the color red. There’s a lot more….

[manseekingmonster-deactivated20]

-generic scented (not unscented, the generic scented) soap

-wristbands (like the kind you get at amusement parks)

-the phrases “safety plan”, “who do you live with”, and “are you having any thoughts about [x]”

[wjsjksjdjakansjfkakajdjxjdjsk]

Ice, children screaming/babies crying, loud noises, yoshi ( yes from Mario )

[pileofwood]

My name being called loudly, and I get nervous when I hear people come up the stairs.

[segant-enfield]

The sound of deisel trucks, any small mistake I make, people older than my siblings watching me clean

[draw-till-its-over]

Car doors slamming, being approached from behind, banging noises

[chaosparalegal]

People standing up too fast after I say something

Chevy ventures (and then my well-meaning inlaws gave us one as a wedding present… I nearly fucking died)

[enraged-fanby-and-co]

My own name(like, not even having it said loudly, just… My own name. In any context.)

Any mention of primary school.

Those campaigns against bullying, just reading what is on there triggers a lot of bad memories.

[manic-and-ready-to-panic]

Car doors, any doors weirdly, kids and teenagers arguing with adults

[ptsdsafe]

An extremely common name, a popular children’s cartoon, and a certain word for ‘cat’

[abstemiouss-deactivated20200519]

White cars and his name.

[exactlywattonachain]

My deadname in any context (both sets of abusers only used it when abusing me), sudden loud sounds, that one whistle that’s one high note and then a lower note, touching me from behind, moving too fast, especially if I’ve just said something. Slamming kitchen cupboards, anyone cleaning if I’m not also cleaning, anyone older than me observing me work/clean. The headlights of a dodge grand voyager.

[ithinktoomuchignoreme]

When someone raises their hand or throws something at me. I always duck like they are going to slap me. Oh and shouting my name. I hate hearing people argue

[fatcryptid]

anyone yelling at me in anger, a very common name, jolly ranchers, the front bottoms(which sucks because the gays have gotten really into them all of a sudden), the words ‘boy’ and ‘girl’ in romanian, perfect by ed sheeran, shaggy Jim Halpert-style brown hair, hearing a door unlock

[froggyfinral]

hearing slow steps up my stairs

anyone yelling my deadname

[bill-nye-official-blog]

Deep, loud noises, like a large truck driving by, a big container being dropped or whacked, stomping

[mother-im-lesbian-not-american]

When I can barely make out what someone is saying, loud noises, jump scares, police cars, hearing heavy footsteps, little boys with brown hair, arguing, bills/money documents, wooded playgrounds. 

[dawei-s]

OH MY GOD I FEEL SO BAD FOR ALL OF YOU 

[roguecatalyst]

I feel some of these far too much. Loud/angry voices, slamming kitchen cupboards/drawers, slamming doors, sudden/unplanned loud noises, my deadname

[masterblaster]

We ordered lube and rubbers online and because we spent more than $20 they sent us a free (too-big-to-use) dildo. So…

[ozner265]

to big to use….?

[masterblaster]

You know, I’m glad you asked, because it allows me to print a correction.

I originally said it was too big to use, but yesterday I learned an important lesson about determination and believing in yourself.

[roguecatalyst]

[transbloke]

Truth.