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(acrylic markers on panel)

Image description: acrylic art showing a person with the head of a hummingbird sitting at a table listening to a phonograph, they lean on the table with one elbow and arm, something drips from a spoon they are holding into a teacup. The phonographs horn is shaped like a flower, so is the teacup, the saucer is shaped like a leaf, the needle of the phonograph resembles a stylized bird. Large musical notes float around. There is an apple shaped clock on the wall. The sun peaking through the window has a cartoony smiling face. The persons clothes resemble a edwardian dress. end Image description

sirobvious

All kinds of shit is always happening to Sailor Moon in broad daylight on the sidewalk

porcelain-dollbones

ramona-sourdough

Ain’t that just the way.

dragon-in-a-fez

the thing that really cheeses my cake about flies getting in my house is they clearly don't want to be there anyway. like at least the ants trying to steal cereal from my pantry had a goal and a plan. you are just here because you're too stupid to use a window twice

dreg-heap

If I were a farmer I simply would not need a sheep dog. I would reason with the sheep and explain to them the logic of where I want them to go.

blueskittlesart

ok i obviously couldnt take a picture at the time because i was in this woman's house being paid to watch her small children but last night i was babysitting for these kids who are like just learning to read and when the older one was very excitedly showing me his bedroom i almost died because he had clearly been trying REALLY hard to write the word "frog" on his wall with letter stickers but. well what he had actually done was

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fagcreaturer

when gerard way sings "the broken, the beaten, and the damned" and when kermit the frog sings "the lovers, the dreamers, and me" they're talking about the same people btw