You Owe us Anything, Bub?

Resident mafia 'ere. Report any sightings of that idiotic Theatre Mask to boss.

[anon-mafia]

Hey, if you stumbled on this blog, keep moving. This ain't a burger joint.

If you're here on other matters, let's keep it quick.

Guess you're in this business, eh? Don't 'cha worry. We keep this place secure.

I'm the boss of this "business" due to free territory opening up. I'm the one you talk to about that "Theatre Mask Anon" destroying OUR territory. Refer to me as Boss or whatever nickname you deem necessary. You ain't getting my real name.

Otherwise you'll be talking to my gals.

Yo! I'm Saline, Boss's left hand.

. . . I'm Brine, 'er Right hand.

Don't come here if you aren't allowed elsewhere. We ain't a damn orphanage. And if you're gonna flirt, at least make it good. I don't want my gang losing focus because you couldn't put effort in.

Now shoo, and keep it moving. We're getting attention from people who don't need to be involved.

[anon-mafia]

( Oh yeah I should add, I'm not ran by @theatremask-anon, I'm their irl friend :) )

[anon-mafia]

Boss! Have you seen this?

...seen what Saline? The lack of recruits? The crumbling walls? The RATS? THE FUNDS DEPLETING INTO-

NO! Nonono not that!

Then it isn't worth my time.

But-

Saline... It'd be best if you left Boss to their devices.

Brine it's-

Not their worry, not yours.

ITS A CODE PHOENIX!-

...

What-? No you can't be-

*Snatching sound*

......

Boss?

Prep for the worse.

Are you-

I'M DAMN SURE I DON'T NEED TO EXPLAIN MYSELF.

Y-yes boss!

On it!-

[anon-mafia]

So what are you planning now? Find Theatre Mask? Or just resting?

Resting. Maybe try and find them but it's unlikely to be soon or succeed.

*Brine scoffs*

Me and Saline could find Theatre easily. You underestimate us.

Y-yeah!... But the rest is nice...

...

I have other plans I need to tend to first.

[anon-mafia]

How's everything going for you guys?

-A random nobody.

Well, other than being separated, having to go back to them and... well- currently it's great! The secondary base Boss set up is really nice!

Brine's still annoyed I won't tell 'em what happened.

Because what if it happens again?!- I'm taking precautions!

It won't happen again.

...

Yeahhh- those two have been really getting on each other's nerves... Hahaa...

[anon-mafia]

*A gas station camera*

*Two figures can be seen walking into frame carrying luggage*

Brine just tell me why we're out here!- I-i- don't want them realising we're gone and-... A-and sending their lookouts to take us back!!-

. . . You'll understand shortly.

You've said that the entire time!! How do I know th-

*Another walks into frame, surrounded by a faint green mist*

Took your time.

B-boss?!-

See? Told you you'd understand.

I-i-

*The figure froze in place*

Saline. I'm fine, you're safe now. Just breathe-

*One of the figures launches themselves at the new arrival*

It's been forever!- What happened?! I-... We thought you-

Died...? Yeah. As if. Look I'm taking you to the secondary base. It's not as fancy but works well.

R-right! Ok!

*The figure walks out of frame*

... You never mentioned what happened to me yet. Even if you didn't want our parents to overhear.

...

What happened, Boss?

... It doesn't matter in the long run. I don't want you holding a grudge that doesn't concern you.

*They start walking off frame*

...

Boss?

What.

...I've been thinking about that de-

*the recording abruptly stops*

[anon-mafia]

*Beep*

Saline.

Y-yeah...? What d-do you-

God- don't act like that, I'm not them. Just... We're going to the gas station.

The gas station?-... W-why-?

Just trust me. And pack your things.

*Saline wipes something from their eyes*

But th-they won't let us outside- How would w-we even-

They have bigger matters to attend to.

...y-you didn't-... Did you?

Focus on packing. I'll tell you when we're out of here.

[anon-mafia]

Happy Women's Day, the three of you!

((SHHH I totally saw this then))

Oh! Thanks! Happy women's day

.. thanks. Happy women's day to you too.

[Elsewhere]

...hmph. thanks.

[anon-mafia]

laughs at the khias that got zapped;-;

(egg anon)

IF I HAD MY MAFIA, YOU'D BE HUNTED DOWN NEXT-

*Elsewhere*

H-hey! That's mean!! Stop laughing!!

...

*Brine is just ignoring the situation*

[anon-mafia]

....I am still keeping an eye on you, Conni. Do not hurt Theatre under any circumstances.

Sincerely, from my shallowest of heart, Hyde.

Well good thing I'm focusing on my right and left hands at the moment, right? And you're focusing on me instead of actually trying to find Theatre to make sure she's safe. Right?

[5more-anon]

...Yeah. Honestly I just don't want 5More to come back and show you (and me) how some citsidas hobbies can pass down from generation to generation.

....You know, that reminds me. I haven't checked up on Jekyll in a while...

[anon-mafia]

....

*They sigh hard*

You probably should. Pretty sure the sun has passed and your side of things are getting tossed into the storm.

....

Which will probably drag Theatre and my side of things into the mix at some point. I hoping against that though. I need to find them first...

[5more-anon]

Stay... Safe. Can't believe I'm being nice...

[anon-mafia]

I can handle myself. Stay safe yourself.

[anon-mafia]

with my eggpotent powers, i cast zapping spell!

zaps conni, saline, and brine

(egg anon)

OW- GODAMMIT IM NOT EVEN BEING EVIL-

*Meanwhile, Elsewhere*

AGH- Brine, what was that for-?!

Ow- ... Not me Saline. You know I wouldn't zap you.

[anon-mafia]

....I am still keeping an eye on you, Conni. Do not hurt Theatre under any circumstances.

Sincerely, from my shallowest of heart, Hyde.

Well good thing I'm focusing on my right and left hands at the moment, right? And you're focusing on me instead of actually trying to find Theatre to make sure she's safe. Right?

[5more-anon]

...Yeah. Honestly I just don't want 5More to come back and show you (and me) how some citsidas hobbies can pass down from generation to generation.

....You know, that reminds me. I haven't checked up on Jekyll in a while...

[anon-mafia]

....

*They sigh hard*

You probably should. Pretty sure the sun has passed and your side of things are getting tossed into the storm.

....

Which will probably drag Theatre and my side of things into the mix at some point. I hoping against that though. I need to find them first...

[anon-mafia]

....I am still keeping an eye on you, Conni. Do not hurt Theatre under any circumstances.

Sincerely, from my shallowest of heart, Hyde.

Well good thing I'm focusing on my right and left hands at the moment, right? And you're focusing on me instead of actually trying to find Theatre to make sure she's safe. Right?

[anon-mafia]

She'd like blue, right-? Or yellow?-

...

Damnit I should find her first instead of worrying if this is a good gift-...

.

.

.

I should find Saline and Brine first, they... Lecci can handle herself, they can't...

[anon-mafia]

*A rattling sound came from the vents.*

*They looked up*

....That you again...?

[5more-anon]

Yeah, how'd you guess? Rhetorical question, don't answer.

Look, I'm here to do some good today. It's Valentine's, why not.

[anon-mafia]

Makes sense. You don't seem to like others unless it helps you.

*Conni was just leaning against the wall - like usual*

[5more-anon]

Well! Today's the day I don't do that. For fun. Fucking around with how I usually act! Or maybe not. How long have you been leaning like that?

[anon-mafia]

...Couple Hours. Not like I have any reason to move around down here.

[5more-anon]

Ah. Fair. Maybe. I dunno. Door's unlocked by the way. You can just. Leave.

[anon-mafia]

...5more would notice my departure. I'd rather have their trust because otherwise they'd assume the worst.

[5more-anon]

5more's gone. He left. He's not coming back for a long while, Conni.

The demon godfather has disappeared. Probably following the kid.

This house. Will not last against the incoming horde.

It's FUCKING Valentine's! Valentine's! The word Valentine's is covered in pink! Go out there and get something for your doomed yuri relationship or something!

[anon-mafia]

...what.

*Conni gets up*

He left?!- And what do you mean INCOMING HORDE?!

...

No- no. It's fine. You're right.

*They start to leave*

Yknow where Lecci is or...?

[5more-anon]

I have been living in the vents for weeks, gurl. I don't know shit.

I'll explain the situation while we get out of here.

[anon-mafia]

Fair...

*They continue to leave, going up the basement stairs*

[5more-anon]

So. Long story short. Fyve found his sister's cut off limbs in the woods. So he's grieving and in denial and went out to find her. The demon godfather presumably followed him. And the horde is the thousands of demons coming to find Fyve. They will kill us all. And burn the house down. Here's the money I stole from 5More's piggy bank, go get something for your girlfriend.

[anon-mafia]

Thanks... I think I'll get her a blanket. She was never one for plushies.

*Conni leaves the house*

[anon-mafia]

*A rattling sound came from the vents.*

*They looked up*

....That you again...?

[5more-anon]

Yeah, how'd you guess? Rhetorical question, don't answer.

Look, I'm here to do some good today. It's Valentine's, why not.

[anon-mafia]

Makes sense. You don't seem to like others unless it helps you.

*Conni was just leaning against the wall - like usual*

[5more-anon]

Well! Today's the day I don't do that. For fun. Fucking around with how I usually act! Or maybe not. How long have you been leaning like that?

[anon-mafia]

...Couple Hours. Not like I have any reason to move around down here.

[5more-anon]

Ah. Fair. Maybe. I dunno. Door's unlocked by the way. You can just. Leave.

[anon-mafia]

...5more would notice my departure. I'd rather have their trust because otherwise they'd assume the worst.

[5more-anon]

5more's gone. He left. He's not coming back for a long while, Conni.

The demon godfather has disappeared. Probably following the kid.

This house. Will not last against the incoming horde.

It's FUCKING Valentine's! Valentine's! The word Valentine's is covered in pink! Go out there and get something for your doomed yuri relationship or something!

[anon-mafia]

...what.

*Conni gets up*

He left?!- And what do you mean INCOMING HORDE?!

...

No- no. It's fine. You're right.

*They start to leave*

Yknow where Lecci is or...?

[5more-anon]

I have been living in the vents for weeks, gurl. I don't know shit.

I'll explain the situation while we get out of here.

[anon-mafia]

Fair...

*They continue to leave, going up the basement stairs*

[anon-mafia]

*A rattling sound came from the vents.*

*They looked up*

....That you again...?

[5more-anon]

Yeah, how'd you guess? Rhetorical question, don't answer.

Look, I'm here to do some good today. It's Valentine's, why not.

[anon-mafia]

Makes sense. You don't seem to like others unless it helps you.

*Conni was just leaning against the wall - like usual*

[5more-anon]

Well! Today's the day I don't do that. For fun. Fucking around with how I usually act! Or maybe not. How long have you been leaning like that?

[anon-mafia]

...Couple Hours. Not like I have any reason to move around down here.

[5more-anon]

Ah. Fair. Maybe. I dunno. Door's unlocked by the way. You can just. Leave.

[anon-mafia]

...5more would notice my departure. I'd rather have their trust because otherwise they'd assume the worst.

[5more-anon]

5more's gone. He left. He's not coming back for a long while, Conni.

The demon godfather has disappeared. Probably following the kid.

This house. Will not last against the incoming horde.

It's FUCKING Valentine's! Valentine's! The word Valentine's is covered in pink! Go out there and get something for your doomed yuri relationship or something!

[anon-mafia]

...what.

*Conni gets up*

He left?!- And what do you mean INCOMING HORDE?!

...

No- no. It's fine. You're right.

*They start to leave*

Yknow where Lecci is or...?

[anon-mafia]

*A rattling sound came from the vents.*

*They looked up*

....That you again...?

[5more-anon]

Yeah, how'd you guess? Rhetorical question, don't answer.

Look, I'm here to do some good today. It's Valentine's, why not.

[anon-mafia]

Makes sense. You don't seem to like others unless it helps you.

*Conni was just leaning against the wall - like usual*

[5more-anon]

Well! Today's the day I don't do that. For fun. Fucking around with how I usually act! Or maybe not. How long have you been leaning like that?

[anon-mafia]

...Couple Hours. Not like I have any reason to move around down here.

[5more-anon]

Ah. Fair. Maybe. I dunno. Door's unlocked by the way. You can just. Leave.

[anon-mafia]

...5more would notice my departure. I'd rather have their trust because otherwise they'd assume the worst.