1-800-AUTOPSY

18+ only. AO3. This is a sideblog, obviously for House M.D. My main blog is preypupp. It is also 18+ only. Profile picture by streatfeild. I also have an IWTV blog if you're interested.

[malpracticemd]

Hi, call me Boo, like a ghost. 👻

I'm in my mid-late twenties and use she/they pronouns, although it doesn't really matter.

I spend a lot of my time writing. Fanfiction mostly. My AO3 is linked in the description. I'm Rehsif there, or mistermommy formally.

This is a sideblog for the nearly 20yr old show, House M.D. You'll find nothing else here, though you can ask about my other fandoms if you're curious enough to know.

Since things can get a little NSFW here, I ask that you be at least 18 if you follow.

I block any and all minors on sight. If there is no indication of your age at all, I will block you.

If you still call yourself a "Potterhead", you are not welcome here. If I see any mention of Harry Potter on your blog, in your username, or in your bio that is in anyway positive; I will block you.

I also run a House M.D. Discord server. If you're interested in joining and are 18 or older, send me a message and I'll send you an invite!

That's all for now.

Best Regards,

malpracticemd (Boo) 👻

[by-ilmater]

YOU'RE A REGULAR WRITER! YOU CAN CRAFT A COMPLETE SENTENCE! YOU'RE A REGULAR WRITER! YOU USE THE RIGHT AMOUNT OF COMMAS! YOU'RE A REGULAR WRITER! YOUR PROSE IS GOOD AND RIGHT! YOU'RE A REGULAR WRITER! EVERYONE UNDERSTANDS YOUR VISION!

[layerafterdusk]

Study (~23 hours)

[capsulated-diagnosis]

I was looking at the olddddd website regarding the House M.D guide out of curiosity, and I think ive just about had it:

The audacity of these two

[ladyofthecreeddraws]

oh also, if u follow me and i go to ur blog and see u're a harry potter fan, ur ass is getting blocked immediately.

[ladyofthecreeddraws]

not supporting jkr but still posting about it still counts as being a fan btw.

[hilsonisthecure]

medical malpractice? not to me. not if it’s you.

[sisterdomina]

I think a Negative Kudos button is really pointless first off (ao3 is an archive not a social media site! we don't need upvotes/downvotes to drive some nonexistent algorithm) but also it feels cowardly. like, there already is a way to share your dislike of a fic with the author. it's called commenting 'your fic is bad and I didn't like it.' but then you might look like an ass, and people might say hey that's mean, and you might have to defend your position of unkindness + consider why you feel the need to be rude to a stranger on the internet writing for fun and for free. a quick, impersonal, site-sanctioned Mean Kudos is really just a weenie move

[ohbo-ohno]

bringing this to tumblr because a realer thing has literally never been said

[t8oo]

absolutely insane about them to an undescribably autistic degree

[not-lupus]

their relationship in a nutshell honestly

[jackabbot]

HOUSE M.D. 3.09 • Finding Judas

[lauracarmillas]

- He probably just moved. Nobody stays perfectly still for their entire MRI. - Yeah, he probably got restless, and shifted one hemisphere of his brain to a more comfortable position.

[wynsvre]

more wilson snoopy and house woodstock

[pinoruno]

there are ALWAYS. more things to be said. about shows that were airing in 2005

[i-stole-a-demons-personality]

most unrealistic thing about House is that his whiteboard stays white. not a single stain from like 293 cases with 2937 lil drawings . either someone is cleaning that stuff with some strong chemicals or they have a magic whiteboard

[yourlostchapstick]

one aspect of house and wilson’s relationship that i think gets overlooked a lot is that wilson is just as mischievous and scheming as house. he likes pranks and challenges and gossip, but tries to hide it to maintain a good reputation. with house, though, he can say exactly what he wants to say and do exactly what he wants to do. He can be crazy or honest or deceitful or immature or harsh without fear of being disliked. House not only accepts wilson’s more difficult side, he loves it. He enjoys when wilson faces off against him, tricks him, pranks him, challenges him. Just take a look at house’s face after wilson sabotages his cane

If that’s not a man in love, then idk what is

[afatlittledog]

@jonathanbyerspussy <- go follow that blog if you're still into Stranger Things