Anon Threats @anon-threats - Tumblr Blog

i will carpet your bathroom AND your kitchen >:]

Too late for me, bud. Try the viewers.

I will hack one of your social media accounts and act just like you so no one knows that it is not you causing you to feel extreme dread due to how easy it was for someone to mimic your personality.

Ooh, good one!

to @i-identify-as-an-ominous-threat

you better be fucking positive or else!!!!!!!!!!! >:3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

sincerely,

@gimmickswag

@i-identify-as-an-ominous-threat

I'm SCP Threats.

gimmickswag

gonna come out of retirement if digital says yes :3

anon-threats

I didn't remember the previous post and went "You asked to get married???"

gimmickswag

gonna come out of retirement if digital says yes :3

anon-threats

I didn't remember the previous post and went "You asked to get married???"

thewolfwaitsbelow

Google how to stop thinking about hurting myself I don’t want to want to burn myself

anon-threats

Think of it this way. If someone tells you not to think of sheep, you're gonna think of sheep. The trick is to think of something else, say a red balloon.

Instead of not thinking about self harm, think about, say, a fandom you like. A hobby. A friend. Something else. Go talk to your friend, watch fandom videos, partake in your hobby. Anything that isn't the Thing You Can't Think Of™.

#tw self harm #self harm #cw self harm #self harm tw #self harm cw #not a threat

i will unscrew your furniture

-whoops i was about to sign this i forgot i shouldn't

Unscrew unscrew unscrew unscrew

chaos-in-gv-anon

FUCK YEAH X333

@gimmickswag @another-positivity-anon @anontthief @anon-threats @anon-anon2 @yo-thats-positively-fire @neutralityanon @negativity-anon @ominous-silence-anon @anonlist (ITS NOT LETTING ME TAG YOU AUGH) @gimmickverse-fanfic

anontthief

YES!!!!

anon-that-hates-identify

We have a thief? @anonlist

anontthief

I steal everyone's memories of me so no one remembers when or where I show up.

Speaking of which-

*steals memory*

anon-threats

Are you SCP Threats?

YOU WILL BE HAPPY

this is mostly directed at @i-identify-as-an-ominous-threat and jollibee who i dont know their blog name but they know who they are.

@i-identify-as-an-ominous-threat and @jollibee-real

gimmickbloghunter

grabs your face and cradles you chin

hey there baba grill... how'd you like to be a gimmick blog? its so much fun...no! nothing bad will happen...oh "gimmickbloghunter" who'd absorb you??? nooooo thats fake news like slender man and pennywise.....nothing bad will happen to you, just make a gimmick blog....

anon-threats

yeah sure

gimmickswag

hey identify, do u want me to just outright reveal myself or is that too easy? becuz i feel like if i do that then all the detective work was for nothing... so i wanna know ur thoughts!!!/genq :3

anon-threats

Should we ping Identify to make sure that the message was received?

to @kroger-fr:

look out.

@kroger-fr