it's almost 3 am here & i'm jetlagged to hell scrolling through your mattfleck spree like it's an educational text. what IS the mattfleck lore. i only know about Which Could Mean Nothing and that's it
OKAY SO-
what i've gathered in my hours of research,
they've been friends since ben was 8 and matt was 10. their moms were both teachers and friends. they grew up 2 blocks away from each other and their moms introduced them to each other
once in high school while playing football in the snow, matt got into a fight with a dude like a foot taller than him and ben and ben, who was younger tackled the dude off of matt (i just wrote a fic abt this im trying to upload)
they had matching seashell necklaces you can see in some childhood photos
they wanted to make movies together <3
matt went to harvard for a bit? idk.
when they were like 18/20 and just starting, they'd roadtrip from boston to LA and ben would drive the whole way and they'd do improv lines to write movies together on the drive
when they started acting, theyd fax each other notes and lines to write together while working
ben's ex wife jennifer garner has said stuff abt their bromance (calling matt her darling husband's darling husband etc)
when they were first starting, they opened a joint bank account...
ben dated jlo, then marred garner, then married jlo and is currently divorced
i think matt's married. his wife has said that she gets frustrated on family vacations because he wont turn off his phone "in case ben calls"
also ben or matt went on a family vacation with the other...
tabloids say matt said jlo doesnt treat ben right
in an interview ben was asked the 3 most likely places to find matt damon and he said "the beach, the bar, my bed"
in an interview, they said they have a secret language together <3
several times matt damon has been asked which celebrity he would fuck and he always says ben
the two of them mention each other CONSTANTLY. just like frequent visits, always going to premieres together, etc
in a game show ben was asked for 3 things he keeps hidden and he said "sexual orientation"
when asked if matt saw ben's dick in gone girl he said "oh ive seen it many times before that"
an interviewer asked matt if he's ever seen ben's penis and his response was "held or seen?"
in a video call interview the ladies interviewing him mentioned "bennifer" (ben/jennifer lopez) to matt and matt fucking hung up sdhjfsfsfsdf
matt damon has gone on record saying he thinks it would be offensive to gay ppl to deny his romance with ben so he doesnt deny it
there's tons of jimmy kimmel lore too, but here's some highlights:
jimmy kimmels girlfriend came on and did a parody music video "im fucking matt damon" where she says she cheated on jimmy with matt damon
jimmy responds by making a parody music video called "im fucking ben affleck"
ben came on with matt strapped to his chest via harness to sneak matt on the show. matt was sweaty and sat in bens lap for a bit
they also did a video call bit and joked that if ben called matt he would always pick up
lest there be any doubts…..
