ɪ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ᴛʜɪs ʟᴏᴏᴋ ɢᴏᴏᴅ.

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.NOTICE

I apologize in advance, but I am going to be a little inactive for a while, so I might have to take a semi-hiatus even though I just got back here. 

I will be spending the rest of this month and April away from J’s blog, as well as other blogs that I operate(aside from my personal, which is always bustling with activity because I need somewhere to throw all my thoughts and general fuckery). 

There is a student art show coming up that I have to attend because, obviously, some of my artwork is going to be featured there. And I am also fundraising for the local Exceptional Olympics, which is for students at my high school with special needs. I will also be overseeing countless other activities for those children because, as someone with a brother that has Autism, I want to make it as best an experience as I can for them to show my love and support(plus I will be running the face painting booth and pin the tail on the donkey contest, which is always fun for everyone!)

So, yeah, I won’t be here much come the middle of the month and the following one. Plus my birthday is April 1st and I hate the shitty “prank-y” updates tumblr always pulls. It really ruins the magic of being the physical embodiment of a joke.

Oh! I will also be painting murals in my high school. Which is almost 100 years old. I’m very excited!!

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‘ THEN I SAW LITTLE TIFFANY.  I’m thinkin’, y’know, eight-year-old white girl, middle of the ghetto, bunch of monsters, this time of night,  with a QUANTUM PHYSICS BOOK? 

                       She about to start some shit, Zed.

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SENTENCE MEMES FROM POPULAR TUMBLR TEXT POSTS :

this post was used for reference.

❛  but officer, they were fucking with my clique.  ❜ ❛  if you lose yourself, i will find you.  ❜ ❛  true friends don’t judge each other. they judge other people. together.  ❜ ❛  oh, you’re my friend? name three of my albums.  ❜ ❛  i’m sorry, but you must be at least a level four friend to unlock my tragic backstory.  ❜ ❛  fuck you but fuck me first.  ❜ ❛  you’re cute, what is your face html?  ❜ ❛  my life is one big ‘ wow, ok. ’  ❜ ❛  my life is just poorly made decisions with alternative music playing in the background.  ❜ ❛  i accidentally messed up my life, how do i start a new account?  ❜ ❛  my life is a joke and i’m not laughing anymore.  ❜ ❛  at myself, what the fuck are you doing.  ❜ ❛  if yahoo answers can’t solve your problem, then you’re in too deep.  ❜ ❛  this is the police. open up. tell me something about yourself, don’t be afraid.  ❜ ❛  how do you get a nice body without moving.  ❜ ❛  it’s so hard when you’re in a cuddly mood and don’t have anyone to cuddle with!! this is an outrage!!  ❜ ❛  ever wonder how different your life would be if that one thing never happened?  ❜ ❛  you ever just ugh really hard?  ❜ ❛  i’m a really affectionate person one you get past my five layers of shyness, awkwardness, fear, vague dislike and loneliness.  ❜ ❛  i was confident for like two minutes one time.  ❜ ❛  all i think about is sex and what i’m going to eat next.  ❜ ❛  i have my pencils and my tears ready.  ❜ ❛  i’m that kinda person who, between two choices, will always pick the wrong one.  ❜ ❛  i avoid everyone, including the people i like.  ❜ ❛  i always wonder why no one likes me and then i remember that i don’t even like me.  ❜ ❛  gosh golly! this beat is … whoo! this beat is … DANDY!  ❜ ❛  it’s hard being hilarious when everyone ignores you.  ❜ ❛  thinking about space fucks me up.  ❜ ❛  my biggest struggle in life is trying to make my eyeliner the same on both eyes.  ❜ ❛  i wish i could illegally download clothes.  ❜ ❛  heelys don’t have brakes because my swag don’t stop.  ❜ ❛  i know i make lots of jokes but i promise you, i’m a really sad person.  ❜ ❛  at least i can admit that i’m a piece of shit.  ❜ ❛  ‘ i’m not bitter ’ i say bitterly, with a bitter expression.  ❜ ❛  i’m fluent in talking shit.  ❜ ❛  it’s crazy how there are seven billion people on the planet and all of them are in love with me.  ❜ ❛  why am i better than everyone?  ❜ ❛  sometimes it physically pains me to hold back my sarcastic comments.  ❜ ❛  I SWEAR, I AM NOT CUTE OR SWEET. DON’T CALL ME THAT. I AM EVIL. I AM THE SHADOWS IN THE NIGHT. FEAR ME.  ❜ ❛  i don’t ‘ dress to impress. ’ i dress to depress. i wanna look so good that people hate themselves.  ❜ ❛  i love learning bad things about people i don’t like.  ❜ ❛  i bet you thought you’d seen the last of me.  ❜ ❛  i’m just an asshole with feelings.  ❜ ❛  there’s a special place in hell reserved for me. it’s called the throne.  ❜ ❛  damn boy, are you the terms and conditions? because i don’t give a fuck about what you have to say.  ❜ ❛  damn gurl, you flappy bird? because no one likes you.  ❜ ❛  your tattoo says ‘ only god can judge me, ’ yet here i am.  ❜ ❛  i’m not even sassy, i’m just an asshole.  ❜ ❛  i’m not a bitch, i am the bitch.  ❜ ❛  i like being obsessed with things so that i am distracted from how much i hate myself.  ❜ ❛  tips on talking to me when i’m pissed off: don’t.  ❜ ❛  my fashion sense is called ‘ i am cold and pissed off. ’  ❜ ❛  maybe ‘ fuck you ’ will be our always.  ❜ ❛  i believe in hate at first sight.  ❜ ❛  you hate me? wow, so much in common already.  ❜ ❛  i’m filled with hate and useless facts.  ❜ ❛  do you ever just wear headphones so people won’t talk to you?  ❜ ❛  i’d be such a good girlfriend, you’re all missing out.  ❜ ❛  getting into a relationship may seem tempting but so was getting on the titanic ship and look what happened there.  ❜ ❛  there’s always gonna be that one person who you can’t get out of your mind, no matter how hard you try.  ❜ ❛  i ship me and money.  ❜ ❛  have you ever met someone who’s smile looks like it could make flowers grow?  ❜ ❛  how do i get over someone i never dated?  ❜ ❛  i have a very big crush on you but sadly i am only a little bug and you are a garden.  ❜ ❛  if you grab my face right before you kiss me, i’ll definitely fall in love with you.  ❜ ❛  i don’t like your clothes, take them off.  ❜ ❛  put me in the coffin with both middle fingers up.  ❜ ❛  dying is taking too long.  ❜ ❛  being cremated is my last hope of getting a hot, smoking body.  ❜ ❛  don’t joke about murder. i was murdered once and it offends me.  ❜ ❛  you can’t spell school without ‘ i want to stab myself. ’  ❜ ❛  good news, everyone: dogs.  ❜ ❛  if you think it’s impossible to fall asleep to heavy metal, then you’re completely wrong.  ❜

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“This definitely rates a 9.0 on my weird-shit-o-meter.”

‘ THIS isn’t weird. ’

‘ What’s weird is finding out that the moon is actually a GIANT SPACE-CRAB and all the rocks we brought back are her fucked-up children. Why do you think we never went back andbuilt the International Space Station? ’

‘ Three words: MOON DEFENSE SYSTEM. ’

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“We do not discharge our weapons in view of the public!”

‘ DON’T WORRY. You do what you            gotta do, and I’ll flashy-thing ‘em. ’

‘ I’m not sure how nuralyzers work on CYBERTRONIANS, so when it’s time to use it, you best look away or somethin’.            I don’t want you going back messed up. ’

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“Organics are dumb, panicky, dangerous animals and you know it.”

     ‘ Y’ALL ain’t any better. ’

‘ At least we own up to our stupid-ass decisions. Well, most of us. ’

[anonymiity]

@no-more-human-pets

         ‘ Hi. Name’s JAY, big fan. ’

‘ Has anyone ever told you that the RED FLAMES really bring out your eyes? ’ 

       ‘ ‘CAUSE THEY DO. ’

[dontmakemehuntyoudown]

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[I guess this would be a bad time for Arcee to mention that the core of the planet is a Cybertronian that’s also know as the Lord of Chaos or The Destroyer? |D]

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(( Don’t let him know. He’S NOT READY FOR THIS. ))

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( ARCEE )

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“Sounds more like an overly fancy club for boys than a government agency.” Kneeling down on the ground in order to loom slightly less over him, the two-wheeler shook her helm. Even the Rescue Bots on Griffin Rock had a better cover story.

“You have to understand how weird it sounds. I mean, a government agency devoted to keeping aliens a secret? I know you humans freak out at the sight of anything remotely unfamiliar to you, but I find it hard to believe that other species can’t cover themselves. Even Megatron keeps himself hidden from humans.”

      ‘ I don’t do this ‘cause I want to keep y’all a SECRET. ’ 

‘ When I first considered taking this job, I asked my partner, K, why the Men In Black weren’t open about the whole alien thing. Then he told me this: People are dumb, panicky, DANGEROUS animals. Deep down I knew that, because I had been working for the NYPD for a long-ass time and I’d experienced some DOOSIES. ’

‘ I do this because I like to keep EVERYBODY safe. Earth, whether you believe it or not, is a safe haven for beings from all over the Universe. Aliens have been here long before people have, and I don’t wanna take away their only escape from whatever JACKED-UP NIGHTMARE SHIT is going on in their corner of the galaxy. ’

‘ But I also love being me. And I love seeing people like me happy, secure, and calm. Mankind’s already got a lot of internal mess to work out. We’ve got wars going on, tensions between cultures, and financial turmoil. If the general public knew about you guys this planet would SPIRAL INTO HELL. Before you know it, y’all would be hauling your asses out of here with nowhere to go. ’

‘ Not to mention that we protect men and extraterrestrials alike from fuckers like Megatron, who manage to make it through security undetected. ’

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( BLITZWING )

“I don’t see how I haff. You asked about ze damage HERE. I didn’t CAUSE ze damage you see here, I caused it ELSEVHERE.”

‘ Go be a SMARTASS somewhere            else, a’ight? I do not have time for it. ’ 

‘ And, FOR THE RECORD, just because you didn’t cause shit in this general area, it still doesn’t negate the fact that you did trash some poor neighborhood where people are struggling to get by each day. ’

‘ Have some respect for the people of Earth, OKAY? It makes my job about two times easier. I find no enjoyment in erasin’ people’s minds, filling their heads up with bullshit cover stories. ’

[anonymiity]

That’s an “M” for “MIB.” His cover’s been blown, great job guys.

[anonymiity]

(( STARTER CALL. ))

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On an unrelated note, I finished that art project I’ve been working on for the past 4 days. It looks really great and I’m very proud of it. Hopefully my art teacher will add it to my section of the student art show that is going to be hosted on the Avenue. I’ve already got one of my works in there and I’m hoping there will be more!!!

Now to something more relevant to my blog: I'm going to post a starter call but I will have to make the starters tomorrow, and the starter in my inbox will be answered tomorrow as well.

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‘ THEN I SAW LITTLE TIFFANY.  I’m thinkin’, y’know, eight-year-old white girl, middle of the ghetto, bunch of monsters, this time of night,  with a QUANTUM PHYSICS BOOK? 

                       She about to start some shit, Zed.

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“And that weak-ass story’s the best you can come up with?” [hope it's okay if I send one? .v. ]

‘ LOOK—

         I don’t know what your lil’ government buddy          told you, but I ain’t makin’ this shit up. I really          am a MEN IN BLACK agent. ’ 

     ‘ I’ve got the NEURALYZER and fifteen years               worth of MIB-sanctioned THERAPY to prove it. ’

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2015 Movie Challenge

{19. A movie with a color in the title} → MIB // Men in Black.

You’ll dress only in attire specially sanctioned by MiB special services. You’ll conform to the identity we give you, eat where we tell you, live where we tell you. From now on you’ll have no identifying marks of any kind. You’ll not stand out in any way. Your entire image is crafted to leave no lasting memory with anyone you encounter. You’re a rumor, recognizable only as deja vu and dismissed just as quickly. You don’t exist; you were never even born. Anonymity is your name. Silence your native tongue. You’re no longer part of the System. You’re above the System. Over it. Beyond it. We’re “them.” We’re “they.” We are the Men in Black.

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Men In Black(1997) Sentence Starters

“Why the big secret? People are smart. They can handle it.” “People are dumb, panicky, dangerous animals and you know it.” “Nobody will ever know you exist anymore.” “May I ask why you felt that little Tiffany deserved to die?” “I make this look GOOD.” “We do not discharge our weapons in view of the public!” “Man, we ain’t got time for this cover-up bullshit!” “See that? NYPD. Means I will Knock Your Punkass Down!” “The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO.” “And that weak-ass story’s the best you can come up with?” “Well, yeah, y’know, cause... cause he never appreciated you anyway.” “In fact, you know what—you kicked HIM out!” “And now that he's gone you're gonna go into town, you go to Bloomingdale's and find some nice dresses, get yourself some shoes, you know, find somewhere, maybe you can get a facial.” “You’ll get used to it—or you’ll have a psychotic episode.” “All right, I’m in. Cause there’s some next-level shit going on and I’m okay with that.” “But before y’all go beaming me up there is one thing you gotta remember.” “You chose me. So you recognized the skills, so I don't want nobody calling me son, or kid, or sport, or nothing like that, cool?” “Now that’s the worst disguise ever. That guy’s gotta be an alien.” “You don’t like it, you can kiss my furry little butt!” “You here to make fun of me too?” “No, ma’am. We at the FBI do not have a sense of humor we’re aware of.” “This definitely rates a 9.0 on my weird-shit-o-meter.” “You know what they say. It's better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all.” “You're breaking my heart. Show me your face and I'll cure all your ills.” “You ever pull the wings off a fly? You care to see the fly get even?” “Whew! Very interesting. She got a whole ‘queen of the undead’ thing going on...” “He's coming because I failed and now he'll kill me, too.” “Yeah, well, you just pissing everybody off today, huh?”